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Woman in Bakery Line: You have to admit it's your own fault. If you have named her Sophie or Ella you wouldn't be having this problem. But you gave her an Edna name.
Eliza: A what?
Woman in Bakery Line: You know, an Edna name? Like Mabel or Agnes or Velma...
Bakery Clerk: Yeah like lesbian librarian names.
Woman in Bakery Line: Don't you read the Crankypants Post? She did a whole thing last week about names, it was genius.
Eliza: Well, yes, I mean I do read her but I like other parenting blogs better. What about Bjorn Identity?
Woman in Bakery Line: That woman is so... I dunno. I think she's a feminist.
Eliza: Well, what could be worse than that? Anyway, Clara is not an Edna name, right?
Woman in Bakery Line: Let me guess, you named her after your favourite grandmother?
Eliza: Stop
Eliza: A what?
Woman in Bakery Line: You know, an Edna name? Like Mabel or Agnes or Velma...
Bakery Clerk: Yeah like lesbian librarian names.
Woman in Bakery Line: Don't you read the Crankypants Post? She did a whole thing last week about names, it was genius.
Eliza: Well, yes, I mean I do read her but I like other parenting blogs better. What about Bjorn Identity?
Woman in Bakery Line: That woman is so... I dunno. I think she's a feminist.
Eliza: Well, what could be worse than that? Anyway, Clara is not an Edna name, right?
Woman in Bakery Line: Let me guess, you named her after your favourite grandmother?
Eliza: Stop
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All you have to do is just scrape off the ra right
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And rewrite it in matching icing so it doesn't look like an accident
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Only the froster can do that
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ELIZA Look I have to go home I mean I have to set up
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So come back We're open till midnight
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ELIZA I can't come back The party is at 5 00
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Agh
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You have to admit it's your own fault
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If you had named her Sophie or Ella
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you wouldn't be having this problem but you gave her an Edna name
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A what You know an Edna name
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Like Mabel or Agnes or Velma
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Yeah like lesbian librarian names
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WOMAN Don't you read the Crankypants Post
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She did a whole thing last week about names it was genius
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Well yes I mean I do read her
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but I like other parenting blogs better
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What about The Bjorn Identity
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That woman is so I don't know
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I think she's a feminist
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Well what could be worse than that
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ELIZA Anyway Clara is not an Edna name right
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WOMAN Let me guess you named her after your favorite grandmother
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Stop
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Movie Summary
In Manhattan, a mother of two preparing for her daughter's sixth birthday party has no idea of the challenges she's about to face in order to pull off the event.