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Motherland

And I don't have two kids, and it's Saturday night

And I don't have two kids, and it's Saturday night

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And I don't have two kids,
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and it's Saturday night...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:18
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
6
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

This is a programme about navigating the trials and traumas of middle-class motherhood. It looks at the competitive side and unromantic take on parenting--not the cute, acceptable face of motherhood.
S01 • E05 There'll be nothing left for the charity shop, - Motherland 00:05
There'll be nothing left for the charity shop,
S01 • E04 I think it's cruel to call it a pool party because when people say pool - Motherland 00:12
I think it's cruel to call it a pool party because whe...
S01 • E05 Tell you what, I'll give you a tenner for cancer, - Motherland 00:09
Tell you what, I'll give you a tenner for cancer,
S01 • E02 I'm having a little birthday thing for Ivy on saturday. - Motherland 00:05
I'm having a little birthday thing for Ivy on saturday...
S01 • E02 -Pizza express, if you... -Pizza express, that's a good idea. - Motherland 00:05
-Pizza express, if you... -Pizza express, that's a goo...
S01 • E02 So much easier than going to the trouble of organising - Motherland 00:08
So much easier than going to the trouble of organising
S01 • E04 -What's Liz doing? -Oh, she's found some guy's wallet. - Motherland 00:04
-What's Liz doing? -Oh, she's found some guy'...
S01 • E05 Oh, yeah, Mrs Lamb's the man. Breakfast club, Homework Club. - Motherland 00:04
Oh, yeah, Mrs Lamb's the man. Breakfast club, Homework...
S01 • E01 I can see you. I know you're in there, hiding behind the sofa. - Motherland 00:05
I can see you. I know you're in there, hiding behind t...
S01 • E02 I kids party, real hard. If you'd let me finish my sentence! - Motherland 00:05
I kids party, real hard. If you'd let me finish my sen...
S01 • E05 Well, I said that she was very helpful and I said, "Nice jumper." - Motherland 00:08
Well, I said that she was very helpful and I said, "Ni...
S01 • E04 Uh, no, I just wanted to make a good impression on Malcolm, - Motherland 00:06
Uh, no, I just wanted to make a good impression on Malcolm,
S01 • E03 I'd like to take this opportunity to be a little bit creative, - Motherland 00:08
I'd like to take this opportunity to be a little bit c...
S01 • E02 I was going to say that pizza express is great - Motherland 00:13
I was going to say that pizza express is great
S01 • E06 I got terribly into driftwood crafting after my early menopause. - Motherland 00:04
I got terribly into driftwood crafting after my early menop...
S01 • E05 I got her a St Tropez kit for her birthday and now Charlie's allowed - Motherland 00:05
I got her a St Tropez kit for her birthday and now Charlie&...
S01 • E06 Oh, well, what you lost in the oestrogen you definitely made up for in hobbies. - Motherland 00:05
Oh, well, what you lost in the oestrogen you definitely mad...
S01 • E03 Last year I was Nibbles King, do you remember? - Motherland 00:05
Last year I was Nibbles King, do you remember?
S01 • E04 Think they're all that? War photographers think they're all that? - Motherland 00:04
Think they're all that? War photographers think they&#...
S01 • E03 I had all the bags of crisps and nuts pinned to me. - Motherland 00:05
I had all the bags of crisps and nuts pinned to me.