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Motherland

And Keith says he'll do a... portrait of your pet

And Keith says he'll do a... portrait of your pet

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And Keith says he'll do a... portrait of your pet.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:43
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

This is a programme about navigating the trials and traumas of middle-class motherhood. It looks at the competitive side and unromantic take on parenting--not the cute, acceptable face of motherhood.
S01 • E02 She thinks, because it's cranberry glass, it'll go for 20 quid. - Motherland 00:05
She thinks, because it's cranberry glass, it'll g...
S01 • E04 What's important now is that you're here, - Motherland 00:06
What's important now is that you're here,
S01 • E01 Should they be doing that? Is that not... - Motherland 00:04
Should they be doing that? Is that not...
S01 • E02 But she'll get seven for it, tops, mark my words. - Motherland 00:05
But she'll get seven for it, tops, mark my words.
S01 • E06 You can't keep doing this? You're exhausted? - Motherland 00:04
You can't keep doing this? You're exhausted?
S01 • E03 Anyone? £10. - Motherland 00:04
Anyone? £10.
S01 • E01 -Do you work? -I was at Citizens Advice, - Motherland 00:08
-Do you work? -I was at Citizens Advice,
S01 • E05 Oh, I see. It's almost like I'm saying you belong in the past. - Motherland 00:05
Oh, I see. It's almost like I'm saying you belong...
S01 • E03 Keith, if someone doesn't have a pet, would you do a family member? - Motherland 00:05
Keith, if someone doesn't have a pet, would you do a f...
S01 • E06 I'm smoking, because from the moment I walk in the door - Motherland 00:08
I'm smoking, because from the moment I walk in the doo...
S01 • E04 Hey, Kevin! Kevin! Do you want to join in the human wave machine? - Motherland 00:05
Hey, Kevin! Kevin! Do you want to join in the human wave ma...
S01 • E05 No, indeed. Very much still with us, and thank goodness for that. - Motherland 00:05
No, indeed. Very much still with us, and thank goodness for...
S01 • E06 -Oh, God! -15,000 candles, and not one lighter! - Motherland 00:05
-Oh, God! -15,000 candles, and not one lighter!
S01 • E02 No, because he was rubbish. God, if I didn't pay people - Motherland 00:06
No, because he was rubbish. God, if I didn't pay peopl...
S01 • E05 These are heated seats, aren't they, Julia? - Motherland 00:05
These are heated seats, aren't they, Julia?
S01 • E03 I've had three people asking for you, - Motherland 00:06
I've had three people asking for you,
S01 • E01 I'm single, so they're afraid I'm going to steal one of their fat husbands away. - Motherland 00:04
I'm single, so they're afraid I'm going to s...
S01 • E03 I've had a brilliant response to the human cloakroom from... - Motherland 00:05
I've had a brilliant response to the human cloakroom f...
S01 • E05 It's lovely and warm, the seats. - Motherland 00:04
It's lovely and warm, the seats.
S01 • E02 I just thought Ivy might want a peep on my carrot flute. - Motherland 00:04
I just thought Ivy might want a peep on my carrot flute.