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Motherland

Boys and girls, hands up if you're here for Samantha's birthday party

Boys and girls, hands up if you're here for Samantha's birthday party

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Boys and girls,
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hands up if you're here for Samantha's birthday party.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:33
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

This is a programme about navigating the trials and traumas of middle-class motherhood. It looks at the competitive side and unromantic take on parenting--not the cute, acceptable face of motherhood.
S01 • E02 What I want, actually, to be perfectly honest, - Motherland 00:10
What I want, actually, to be perfectly honest,
S01 • E03 I don't know, maybe this year I could just... host it. - Motherland 00:04
I don't know, maybe this year I could just... host it.
S01 • E04 OK, great, great. Mums and dads, - Motherland 00:12
OK, great, great. Mums and dads,
S01 • E03 Is Liz really doing the drinks? Because her measures are demented. - Motherland 00:04
Is Liz really doing the drinks? Because her measures are de...
S01 • E02 Ok. How about this, just one last job, and then you're free, you're out. - Motherland 00:05
Ok. How about this, just one last job, and then you're...
S01 • E04 -What does she mean in the water? -You'll have to get in the pool. - Motherland 00:04
-What does she mean in the water? -You'll have to get ...
S01 • E06 -I don't have my glasses with me. -I've got some of Charlie's. Hang on. - Motherland 00:05
-I don't have my glasses with me. -I've got some ...
S01 • E05 -Where's my paper, my newspaper? -Oh, Geoff, please! - Motherland 00:04
-Where's my paper, my newspaper? -Oh, Geoff, please!
S01 • E04 -What? No, you can do that. -No, it's one adult per two non-swimmers. - Motherland 00:05
-What? No, you can do that. -No, it's one adult per tw...
S01 • E03 I really want to make sure we don't get the same old cake sale crap this year. - Motherland 00:06
I really want to make sure we don't get the same old c...
S01 • E01 -Why don't we have a nanny again? -What? No, I've told you... - Motherland 00:04
-Why don't we have a nanny again? -What? No, I've...
S01 • E01 I really want the children to be brought up the way I was. - Motherland 00:04
I really want the children to be brought up the way I was.
S01 • E03 Why don't we make it so that everyone gets a chance to host? - Motherland 00:05
Why don't we make it so that everyone gets a chance to...
S01 • E02 -Delivery. -Give my hat back now! - Motherland 00:05
-Delivery. -Give my hat back now!
S01 • E04 Look at me! I can't, I can't... Look at my hair, my jacket! - Motherland 00:04
Look at me! I can't, I can't... Look at my hair, ...
S01 • E01 What am I going to do for the rest of the week? I work too, you know. - Motherland 00:05
What am I going to do for the rest of the week? I work too,...
S01 • E06 -Is that a little cat grave? -No. No, it's just a raised flower bed. - Motherland 00:05
-Is that a little cat grave? -No. No, it's just a rais...
S01 • E01 Yeah, I know, and listen, whatever you decide, I am right behind you. - Motherland 00:05
Yeah, I know, and listen, whatever you decide, I am right b...
S01 • E03 Just off the top of my head, we could do an... auction of promises. - Motherland 00:08
Just off the top of my head, we could do an... auction of p...
S01 • E04 The gusset sticker's still attached, so it's hygienic as hell. - Motherland 00:04
The gusset sticker's still attached, so it's hygi...