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Motherland

Front door or back door, because it would be stupid if I went to the garden and you went...

Front door or back door, because it would be stupid if I went to the garden and you went to the street

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Front door or back door, because it would be stupid
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if I went to the garden and you went to the street.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:20
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

This is a programme about navigating the trials and traumas of middle-class motherhood. It looks at the competitive side and unromantic take on parenting--not the cute, acceptable face of motherhood.
S01 • E01 I insist. I can't have my guests eating out of the rubbish. - Motherland 00:04
I insist. I can't have my guests eating out of the rub...
S01 • E02 -Leave it, Kevin, he's not worth it. -It's all right, love, I've got thi... - Motherland 00:05
-Leave it, Kevin, he's not worth it. -It's all ri...
S01 • E02 If your act was amazing, I'd put up with a tiny bit of racism. - Motherland 00:04
If your act was amazing, I'd put up with a tiny bit of...
S01 • E01 And while I get the chance, Melissa, I should say I feel bad. - Motherland 00:04
And while I get the chance, Melissa, I should say I feel ba...
S01 • E03 I've a message for the owner of the teal Alice coat. - Motherland 00:06
I've a message for the owner of the teal Alice coat.
S01 • E02 Don't call yourself animal man if you just have cats. - Motherland 00:04
Don't call yourself animal man if you just have cats.
S01 • E01 I feel bad. I should've cleared the air and apologised - Motherland 00:08
I feel bad. I should've cleared the air and apologised
S01 • E03 Your phone went off numerous times. - Motherland 00:05
Your phone went off numerous times.
S01 • E04 It is a huge honour tonight that we have in our midst... - Motherland 00:05
It is a huge honour tonight that we have in our midst...
S01 • E01 And while I'm at it, Anne, - Motherland 00:11
And while I'm at it, Anne,
S01 • E03 Apparently there's been a flood in your bathroom. - Motherland 00:04
Apparently there's been a flood in your bathroom.
S01 • E03 The people downstairs have gone to a hotel for the night. - Motherland 00:04
The people downstairs have gone to a hotel for the night.
S01 • E03 Your children are safe, the baby-sitter's safe. - Motherland 00:05
Your children are safe, the baby-sitter's safe.
S01 • E04 Ladies and gentlemen, can I introduce to you... - Motherland 00:04
Ladies and gentlemen, can I introduce to you...
S01 • E03 The fire brigade have been around, so there's nothing to worry about there. - Motherland 00:05
The fire brigade have been around, so there's nothing ...
S01 • E03 The cat is unaccounted for, - Motherland 00:06
The cat is unaccounted for,
S01 • E02 Anyway. It was supposed to be a drop-off, so, you know, - Motherland 00:07
Anyway. It was supposed to be a drop-off, so, you know,
S01 • E04 The cover of my book is a photo of our hotel - Motherland 00:07
The cover of my book is a photo of our hotel
S01 • E03 But unfortunately, it doesn't sound like the hallway rug is salvageable. - Motherland 00:05
But unfortunately, it doesn't sound like the hallway r...
S01 • E03 So hit me up at the back of the hall, if you want to call Jenny. - Motherland 00:05
So hit me up at the back of the hall, if you want to call J...