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Keith, if someone doesn't have a pet, would you do a family member?
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Keith, if someone doesn't have a pet, would you do a family member?

Keith, if someone doesn't have a pet, would you do a family member?

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Keith, if someone doesn't have a pet, would you do a family member?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:57
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

This is a programme about navigating the trials and traumas of middle-class motherhood. It looks at the competitive side and unromantic take on parenting--not the cute, acceptable face of motherhood.
S01 • E06 I'm smoking, because from the moment I walk in the door - Motherland 00:08
I'm smoking, because from the moment I walk in the doo...
S01 • E04 Hey, Kevin! Kevin! Do you want to join in the human wave machine? - Motherland 00:05
Hey, Kevin! Kevin! Do you want to join in the human wave ma...
S01 • E05 No, indeed. Very much still with us, and thank goodness for that. - Motherland 00:05
No, indeed. Very much still with us, and thank goodness for...
S01 • E06 -Oh, God! -15,000 candles, and not one lighter! - Motherland 00:05
-Oh, God! -15,000 candles, and not one lighter!
S01 • E02 No, because he was rubbish. God, if I didn't pay people - Motherland 00:06
No, because he was rubbish. God, if I didn't pay peopl...
S01 • E05 These are heated seats, aren't they, Julia? - Motherland 00:05
These are heated seats, aren't they, Julia?
S01 • E03 I've had three people asking for you, - Motherland 00:06
I've had three people asking for you,
S01 • E01 I'm single, so they're afraid I'm going to steal one of their fat husbands away. - Motherland 00:04
I'm single, so they're afraid I'm going to s...
S01 • E03 I've had a brilliant response to the human cloakroom from... - Motherland 00:05
I've had a brilliant response to the human cloakroom f...
S01 • E05 It's lovely and warm, the seats. - Motherland 00:04
It's lovely and warm, the seats.
S01 • E02 I just thought Ivy might want a peep on my carrot flute. - Motherland 00:04
I just thought Ivy might want a peep on my carrot flute.
S01 • E04 I'm his "the one that got away." - Motherland 00:05
I'm his "the one that got away."
S01 • E05 -Are you all right, Geoffrey? -What are you doing to him, Kevin? - Motherland 00:05
-Are you all right, Geoffrey? -What are you doing to him, K...
S01 • E04 Please don't tell anyone that. I turned him down years ago, - Motherland 00:07
Please don't tell anyone that. I turned him down years...
S01 • E03 Fantastic, Samantha! There you go. Congratulations! - Motherland 00:05
Fantastic, Samantha! There you go. Congratulations!
S01 • E01 I didn't have any breakfast and I forgot to eat at the cafe. - Motherland 00:05
I didn't have any breakfast and I forgot to eat at the...
S01 • E04 But I think he still has a bit of a thing for me. - Motherland 00:04
But I think he still has a bit of a thing for me.
S01 • E01 -Cheese sandwich? -If it's not a hassle. I am starving. - Motherland 00:04
-Cheese sandwich? -If it's not a hassle. I am starving...
S01 • E02 No, it's just, you know, I'd made dinner, - Motherland 00:10
No, it's just, you know, I'd made dinner,
S01 • E03 Ah, this next one is... very exciting. - Motherland 00:07
Ah, this next one is... very exciting.