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Only if you're putting the kettle on. -I am, yeah
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Motherland

Only if you're putting the kettle on. -I am, yeah

Only if you're putting the kettle on. -I am, yeah

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-Only if you're putting the kettle on. -I am, yeah.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:08
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

This is a programme about navigating the trials and traumas of middle-class motherhood. It looks at the competitive side and unromantic take on parenting--not the cute, acceptable face of motherhood.
S01 • E06 I just found out in counselling that my wife finds me - Motherland 00:07
I just found out in counselling that my wife finds me
S01 • E04 -Yeah, they are, actually. -Great casual dresser, Clegg. - Motherland 00:05
-Yeah, they are, actually. -Great casual dresser, Clegg.
S01 • E02 It's a good job that I invited our lord jesus christ, - Motherland 00:06
It's a good job that I invited our lord jesus christ,
S01 • E02 I didn't ask for an early kick-off. Blame bloody sky, or bt sport or whatever. - Motherland 00:05
I didn't ask for an early kick-off. Blame bloody sky, ...
S01 • E04 Well, if you were gay, he could be your guilty crush, too. - Motherland 00:04
Well, if you were gay, he could be your guilty crush, too.
S01 • E02 That's the problem with football. So much contempt for the fans. - Motherland 00:05
That's the problem with football. So much contempt for...
S01 • E03 Caroline Lacy, yeah. She's with Spoken Orchid. - Motherland 00:05
Caroline Lacy, yeah. She's with Spoken Orchid.
S01 • E04 -See you out there. -Yeah, see you out there. - Motherland 00:04
-See you out there. -Yeah, see you out there.
S01 • E06 My door is always open, - Motherland 00:05
My door is always open,
S01 • E03 I mean, the flexitime alone could change my life. - Motherland 00:05
I mean, the flexitime alone could change my life.
S01 • E03 I mean, if you could just have them for an hour or so, - Motherland 00:05
I mean, if you could just have them for an hour or so,
S01 • E02 Look, I know it all seems a bit of a mess right now, - Motherland 00:06
Look, I know it all seems a bit of a mess right now,
S01 • E03 I think this thing's going to go on for another couple of hours. - Motherland 00:04
I think this thing's going to go on for another couple...
S01 • E02 And if you drop something, I will always be there to pick it up. - Motherland 00:05
And if you drop something, I will always be there to pick i...
S01 • E04 Lockers that are long lockers, if you have something long that you - Motherland 00:06
Lockers that are long lockers, if you have something long t...
S01 • E03 It's just some team-building bollocks, it never ends. - Motherland 00:05
It's just some team-building bollocks, it never ends.
S01 • E05 Oh, I don't like driving in London. - Motherland 00:04
Oh, I don't like driving in London.
S01 • E04 It's just my jacket's getting very crumpled. It's a designer jacket. - Motherland 00:05
It's just my jacket's getting very crumpled. It&#...
S01 • E03 Good luck with the baby-sitter, whatever you want to do, - Motherland 00:05
Good luck with the baby-sitter, whatever you want to do,
S01 • E05 Julia was wondering if we could pick up the children from school. - Motherland 00:04
Julia was wondering if we could pick up the children from s...