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Motherland

Otherwise I wouldn't be standing here, inhaling verruca fumes

Otherwise I wouldn't be standing here, inhaling verruca fumes

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Otherwise I wouldn't be standing here, inhaling verruca fumes.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:14
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

This is a programme about navigating the trials and traumas of middle-class motherhood. It looks at the competitive side and unromantic take on parenting--not the cute, acceptable face of motherhood.
S01 • E01 -I'm sorry. -No... - Motherland 00:04
-I'm sorry. -No...
S01 • E03 This fundraiser is close to my heart, as you know, - Motherland 00:07
This fundraiser is close to my heart, as you know,
S01 • E02 I'm not trying to do anything, mother. What am I trying to do? - Motherland 00:05
I'm not trying to do anything, mother. What am I tryin...
S01 • E01 I haven't got time for sorry. Unless it's "Sorry, I've changed my mind." - Motherland 00:06
I haven't got time for sorry. Unless it's "S...
S01 • E05 I can't park here. Wait there, I'll bring the car around. - Motherland 00:04
I can't park here. Wait there, I'll bring the car...
S01 • E04 It's fine. I'll just, I'll watch from the viewing platform and - Motherland 00:07
It's fine. I'll just, I'll watch from the vi...
S01 • E03 -Rueben's mythraxic. -Oh, I'm so sorry. - Motherland 00:04
-Rueben's mythraxic. -Oh, I'm so sorry.
S01 • E02 I don't need anything, mother, please don't try and twist this. - Motherland 00:04
I don't need anything, mother, please don't try a...
S01 • E04 Boys and girls, - Motherland 00:06
Boys and girls,
S01 • E02 What I want, actually, to be perfectly honest, - Motherland 00:10
What I want, actually, to be perfectly honest,
S01 • E03 I don't know, maybe this year I could just... host it. - Motherland 00:04
I don't know, maybe this year I could just... host it.
S01 • E04 OK, great, great. Mums and dads, - Motherland 00:12
OK, great, great. Mums and dads,
S01 • E03 Is Liz really doing the drinks? Because her measures are demented. - Motherland 00:04
Is Liz really doing the drinks? Because her measures are de...
S01 • E02 Ok. How about this, just one last job, and then you're free, you're out. - Motherland 00:05
Ok. How about this, just one last job, and then you're...
S01 • E04 -What does she mean in the water? -You'll have to get in the pool. - Motherland 00:04
-What does she mean in the water? -You'll have to get ...
S01 • E06 -I don't have my glasses with me. -I've got some of Charlie's. Hang on. - Motherland 00:05
-I don't have my glasses with me. -I've got some ...
S01 • E05 -Where's my paper, my newspaper? -Oh, Geoff, please! - Motherland 00:04
-Where's my paper, my newspaper? -Oh, Geoff, please!
S01 • E04 -What? No, you can do that. -No, it's one adult per two non-swimmers. - Motherland 00:05
-What? No, you can do that. -No, it's one adult per tw...
S01 • E03 I really want to make sure we don't get the same old cake sale crap this year. - Motherland 00:06
I really want to make sure we don't get the same old c...
S01 • E01 -Why don't we have a nanny again? -What? No, I've told you... - Motherland 00:04
-Why don't we have a nanny again? -What? No, I've...