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This cafe is the only place I have now, and you are going to make it weird
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Motherland

This cafe is the only place I have now, and you are going to make it weird

This cafe is the only place I have now, and you are going to make it weird

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This cafe is the only place I have now, and you are going to make it weird.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:53
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

This is a programme about navigating the trials and traumas of middle-class motherhood. It looks at the competitive side and unromantic take on parenting--not the cute, acceptable face of motherhood.
S01 • E06 You know what, I need a drink. Let's go to the pub tonight, get pissed. - Motherland 00:04
You know what, I need a drink. Let's go to the pub ton...
S01 • E01 -It had the subject heading, 'Urgent'. -Tell Melissa we said hi. - Motherland 00:05
-It had the subject heading, 'Urgent'. -Tell Meli...
S01 • E03 Yeah, well, just don't get high off your own supply - Motherland 00:05
Yeah, well, just don't get high off your own supply
S01 • E03 Last time you did the drinks, I woke up in the park. - Motherland 00:04
Last time you did the drinks, I woke up in the park.
S01 • E06 -I don't do anything evening-based. -What, you never go out in the evening? - Motherland 00:04
-I don't do anything evening-based. -What, you never g...
S01 • E01 Oh, sorry, everyone, I've got a flat on Airbnb, - Motherland 00:07
Oh, sorry, everyone, I've got a flat on Airbnb,
S01 • E04 -Can you look after my phone for me? -No, absolutely not. - Motherland 00:04
-Can you look after my phone for me? -No, absolutely not.
S01 • E03 Anything. Sangria's red wine and anything. - Motherland 00:04
Anything. Sangria's red wine and anything.
S01 • E03 In Spanish, sangria means "any old shit". - Motherland 00:04
In Spanish, sangria means "any old shit".
S01 • E05 I managed to turn the water off eventually. - Motherland 00:04
I managed to turn the water off eventually.
S01 • E01 Is there any chance you could take Manus and Georgie back to yours - Motherland 00:07
Is there any chance you could take Manus and Georgie back t...
S01 • E02 I got caught short at the chemist on Tuesday. - Motherland 00:04
I got caught short at the chemist on Tuesday.
S01 • E05 But I did remember to fill up the kettle, - Motherland 00:06
But I did remember to fill up the kettle,
S01 • E03 I made it, and I'm working it all night. It's like building your own gallows. - Motherland 00:04
I made it, and I'm working it all night. It's lik...
S01 • E01 Chris is at home from work, playing a computer game with swearing in it, - Motherland 00:06
Chris is at home from work, playing a computer game with sw...
S01 • E03 I've got this sleepy-looking old woman looking after the kids. - Motherland 00:04
I've got this sleepy-looking old woman looking after t...
S01 • E05 Well, we were going to save it till Paul got home, but... - Motherland 00:04
Well, we were going to save it till Paul got home, but...
S01 • E05 -Sit down, Julia. -I don't want to sit down. - Motherland 00:04
-Sit down, Julia. -I don't want to sit down.
S01 • E05 Well, Paul has told us how difficult you're finding things at the moment, - Motherland 00:11
Well, Paul has told us how difficult you're finding th...
S01 • E01 I could take them today, and you could, say, have mine on Thursday, for example. - Motherland 00:05
I could take them today, and you could, say, have mine on T...