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This isn't me. I didn't do this. I didn't write this. Can I see that?
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Motherland

This isn't me. I didn't do this. I didn't write this. Can I see that?

This isn't me. I didn't do this. I didn't write this. Can I see that?

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This isn't me. I didn't do this. I didn't write this. Can I see that?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:03
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

This is a programme about navigating the trials and traumas of middle-class motherhood. It looks at the competitive side and unromantic take on parenting--not the cute, acceptable face of motherhood.
S01 • E01 He was playing a computer game, - Motherland 00:11
He was playing a computer game,
S01 • E02 Right, I'm going to cut this in the kitchen, the way people do. - Motherland 00:04
Right, I'm going to cut this in the kitchen, the way p...
S01 • E03 This is some kind of, someone's idea of a very funny joke. - Motherland 00:05
This is some kind of, someone's idea of a very funny j...
S01 • E06 -Does anyone like me? -Yes. People like you. - Motherland 00:04
-Does anyone like me? -Yes. People like you.
S01 • E01 It felt like... a little dead bird. - Motherland 00:05
It felt like... a little dead bird.
S01 • E03 I'm a working mother, and I can't possibly be a maid for a week. - Motherland 00:07
I'm a working mother, and I can't possibly be a m...
S01 • E06 Amanda doesn't like me. She doesn't give a flying poo about me. - Motherland 00:04
Amanda doesn't like me. She doesn't give a flying...
S01 • E04 It's Mitch. My surname's Mitchum, so Mitch. - Motherland 00:05
It's Mitch. My surname's Mitchum, so Mitch.
S01 • E03 Maybe I could do a Saturday. But I definitely can't do this Saturday, - Motherland 00:08
Maybe I could do a Saturday. But I definitely can't do...
S01 • E06 Anne, you're drunk, and you're embarrassing yourself. - Motherland 00:04
Anne, you're drunk, and you're embarrassing yours...
S01 • E03 But I could check my iCal, - Motherland 00:05
But I could check my iCal,
S01 • E04 And I sorted your receipts and did your tax returns. - Motherland 00:05
And I sorted your receipts and did your tax returns.
S01 • E02 Oh, well, if I'm honest, you were late, - Motherland 00:07
Oh, well, if I'm honest, you were late,
S01 • E06 I may be drunk, but at least I know how to unclench my flipping bum hole - Motherland 00:06
I may be drunk, but at least I know how to unclench my flip...
S01 • E04 Do you have to wear that for... scaffolding? - Motherland 00:04
Do you have to wear that for... scaffolding?
S01 • E02 Well, I think the kids really enjoyed all the animals. - Motherland 00:05
Well, I think the kids really enjoyed all the animals.
S01 • E03 Let's take it off the table, off the table, off the table, off the table. - Motherland 00:04
Let's take it off the table, off the table, off the ta...
S01 • E01 I can't bear to see you eat out of the bin like a homeless person. - Motherland 00:04
I can't bear to see you eat out of the bin like a home...
S01 • E02 I'm not going to get into it here in front of children... - Motherland 00:05
I'm not going to get into it here in front of children...
S01 • E01 I was just, you know, - Motherland 00:05
I was just, you know,