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Motherland

Uh, no, I just wanted to make a good impression on Malcolm, the war photographer

Uh, no, I just wanted to make a good impression on Malcolm, the war photographer

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Uh, no, I just wanted to make a good impression on Malcolm,
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the war photographer.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:55
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

This is a programme about navigating the trials and traumas of middle-class motherhood. It looks at the competitive side and unromantic take on parenting--not the cute, acceptable face of motherhood.
S01 • E03 I'd like to take this opportunity to be a little bit creative, - Motherland 00:08
I'd like to take this opportunity to be a little bit c...
S01 • E02 I was going to say that pizza express is great - Motherland 00:13
I was going to say that pizza express is great
S01 • E06 I got terribly into driftwood crafting after my early menopause. - Motherland 00:04
I got terribly into driftwood crafting after my early menop...
S01 • E05 I got her a St Tropez kit for her birthday and now Charlie's allowed - Motherland 00:05
I got her a St Tropez kit for her birthday and now Charlie&...
S01 • E06 Oh, well, what you lost in the oestrogen you definitely made up for in hobbies. - Motherland 00:05
Oh, well, what you lost in the oestrogen you definitely mad...
S01 • E03 Last year I was Nibbles King, do you remember? - Motherland 00:05
Last year I was Nibbles King, do you remember?
S01 • E04 Think they're all that? War photographers think they're all that? - Motherland 00:04
Think they're all that? War photographers think they&#...
S01 • E03 I had all the bags of crisps and nuts pinned to me. - Motherland 00:05
I had all the bags of crisps and nuts pinned to me.
S01 • E05 -You're looking at a free man, ladies. -What do you mean? - Motherland 00:04
-You're looking at a free man, ladies. -What do you me...
S01 • E06 -I'm terribly popular all of a sudden. -Annoying! - Motherland 00:04
-I'm terribly popular all of a sudden. -Annoying!
S01 • E03 But I thought this year, I'd go one better... - Motherland 00:04
But I thought this year, I'd go one better...
S01 • E06 I don't know Claire at all, - Motherland 00:05
I don't know Claire at all,
S01 • E01 I see. Yeah, nice, yeah. They really suit you. - Motherland 00:04
I see. Yeah, nice, yeah. They really suit you.
S01 • E05 Oh, nothing. It's just a thing she has to do from time to time. - Motherland 00:05
Oh, nothing. It's just a thing she has to do from time...
S01 • E04 I just called him. He's going to text me when he's done with work and - Motherland 00:07
I just called him. He's going to text me when he'...
S01 • E03 So everyone puts their coats on me, - Motherland 00:06
So everyone puts their coats on me,
S01 • E05 When she's had enough of me. When I'm driving her up the walls. - Motherland 00:05
When she's had enough of me. When I'm driving her...
S01 • E05 She just says, "Aaaargh!..." - Motherland 00:07
She just says, "Aaaargh!..."
S01 • E04 You know what else I like about him? He has no loyalty cards at all. - Motherland 00:05
You know what else I like about him? He has no loyalty card...
S01 • E02 So, I'm having a party. It's fine. I organise events for a living, - Motherland 00:06
So, I'm having a party. It's fine. I organise eve...