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Well, if you were gay, he could be your guilty crush, too

Well, if you were gay, he could be your guilty crush, too

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Well, if you were gay, he could be your guilty crush, too.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:19
Uploaded
Jun 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
4
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

This is a programme about navigating the trials and traumas of middle-class motherhood. It looks at the competitive side and unromantic take on parenting--not the cute, acceptable face of motherhood.
S01 • E02 That's the problem with football. So much contempt for the fans. - Motherland 00:05
That's the problem with football. So much contempt for...
S01 • E03 Caroline Lacy, yeah. She's with Spoken Orchid. - Motherland 00:05
Caroline Lacy, yeah. She's with Spoken Orchid.
S01 • E04 -See you out there. -Yeah, see you out there. - Motherland 00:04
-See you out there. -Yeah, see you out there.
S01 • E06 My door is always open, - Motherland 00:05
My door is always open,
S01 • E03 I mean, the flexitime alone could change my life. - Motherland 00:05
I mean, the flexitime alone could change my life.
S01 • E03 I mean, if you could just have them for an hour or so, - Motherland 00:05
I mean, if you could just have them for an hour or so,
S01 • E02 Look, I know it all seems a bit of a mess right now, - Motherland 00:06
Look, I know it all seems a bit of a mess right now,
S01 • E03 I think this thing's going to go on for another couple of hours. - Motherland 00:04
I think this thing's going to go on for another couple...
S01 • E02 And if you drop something, I will always be there to pick it up. - Motherland 00:05
And if you drop something, I will always be there to pick i...
S01 • E04 Lockers that are long lockers, if you have something long that you - Motherland 00:06
Lockers that are long lockers, if you have something long t...
S01 • E03 It's just some team-building bollocks, it never ends. - Motherland 00:05
It's just some team-building bollocks, it never ends.
S01 • E05 Oh, I don't like driving in London. - Motherland 00:04
Oh, I don't like driving in London.
S01 • E04 It's just my jacket's getting very crumpled. It's a designer jacket. - Motherland 00:05
It's just my jacket's getting very crumpled. It&#...
S01 • E03 Good luck with the baby-sitter, whatever you want to do, - Motherland 00:05
Good luck with the baby-sitter, whatever you want to do,
S01 • E05 Julia was wondering if we could pick up the children from school. - Motherland 00:04
Julia was wondering if we could pick up the children from s...
S01 • E02 This is a bag of choking hazards for the party bags. - Motherland 00:04
This is a bag of choking hazards for the party bags.
S01 • E01 Aw, they're getting on really well, aren't they? - Motherland 00:05
Aw, they're getting on really well, aren't they?
S01 • E02 And give them out at the end that's a sign everyone has to piss off. - Motherland 00:04
And give them out at the end that's a sign everyone ha...
S01 • E05 Oh, before you go, Julia, - Motherland 00:06
Oh, before you go, Julia,
S01 • E02 No, I've made a minion cake! You wouldn't know it's a minion, - Motherland 00:06
No, I've made a minion cake! You wouldn't know it...