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Where's my paper, my newspaper? -Oh, Geoff, please!
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Motherland

Where's my paper, my newspaper? -Oh, Geoff, please!

Where's my paper, my newspaper? -Oh, Geoff, please!

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-Where's my paper, my newspaper? -Oh, Geoff, please!
Duration
4 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:50
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

This is a programme about navigating the trials and traumas of middle-class motherhood. It looks at the competitive side and unromantic take on parenting--not the cute, acceptable face of motherhood.
S01 • E04 -What? No, you can do that. -No, it's one adult per two non-swimmers. - Motherland 00:05
-What? No, you can do that. -No, it's one adult per tw...
S01 • E03 I really want to make sure we don't get the same old cake sale crap this year. - Motherland 00:06
I really want to make sure we don't get the same old c...
S01 • E01 -Why don't we have a nanny again? -What? No, I've told you... - Motherland 00:04
-Why don't we have a nanny again? -What? No, I've...
S01 • E01 I really want the children to be brought up the way I was. - Motherland 00:04
I really want the children to be brought up the way I was.
S01 • E03 Why don't we make it so that everyone gets a chance to host? - Motherland 00:05
Why don't we make it so that everyone gets a chance to...
S01 • E02 -Delivery. -Give my hat back now! - Motherland 00:05
-Delivery. -Give my hat back now!
S01 • E04 Look at me! I can't, I can't... Look at my hair, my jacket! - Motherland 00:04
Look at me! I can't, I can't... Look at my hair, ...
S01 • E01 What am I going to do for the rest of the week? I work too, you know. - Motherland 00:05
What am I going to do for the rest of the week? I work too,...
S01 • E06 -Is that a little cat grave? -No. No, it's just a raised flower bed. - Motherland 00:05
-Is that a little cat grave? -No. No, it's just a rais...
S01 • E01 Yeah, I know, and listen, whatever you decide, I am right behind you. - Motherland 00:05
Yeah, I know, and listen, whatever you decide, I am right b...
S01 • E03 Just off the top of my head, we could do an... auction of promises. - Motherland 00:08
Just off the top of my head, we could do an... auction of p...
S01 • E04 The gusset sticker's still attached, so it's hygienic as hell. - Motherland 00:04
The gusset sticker's still attached, so it's hygi...
S01 • E03 Like, you get a gardener to promise to trim your hedge, or something. - Motherland 00:06
Like, you get a gardener to promise to trim your hedge, or ...
S01 • E01 Thanks. I'll have a Matcha please, and a... - Motherland 00:04
Thanks. I'll have a Matcha please, and a...
S01 • E04 -What size? -OK, OK. - Motherland 00:04
-What size? -OK, OK.
S01 • E05 -Only throw them away otherwise. -Thanks. - Motherland 00:04
-Only throw them away otherwise. -Thanks.
S01 • E03 -OK. -They do it a lot at Hollywood events. - Motherland 00:04
-OK. -They do it a lot at Hollywood events.
S01 • E04 I can dangle my legs in the water or I can stand at the side. - Motherland 00:04
I can dangle my legs in the water or I can stand at the sid...
S01 • E01 Charlie, drop it. You're not getting an iPad. - Motherland 00:04
Charlie, drop it. You're not getting an iPad.
S01 • E01 Santa doesn't do them, the elves don't have the technology. - Motherland 00:04
Santa doesn't do them, the elves don't have the t...