You know what's the worst part, is that you lied to them about me. Why? Because it's so...
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Russell:
Look, you told me that your parents were mentally incapacitated. Jesse:
Trust me, they are. Russell:
Oh? Jesse:
They are, and besides, it was our first date. Okay, who doesn't lie on their first date? Russell:
Oh, really? Well, what about our second date and 50th date and what about the, um... Hey! Oh! The time that we had a child together? Do you realize that you lied to me about your parents? Jesse:
I lie to everybody about my parents. Russell:
Oh, that's reassuring. Jesse:
I lie about my horrible life in that trailer park. I was a freshman in high school, saving every dime that I had so that I could just get out of there. No graduation, cap, gown, on a bus. Russell:
Good, I get it, you hate your parents. Jesse:
No, I don't hate them. They're my parents, so I love them, but... Honey, it's not... It's just that they're wrong about so much and they're wrong about how they treat people, they're wrong about how they honor people's differences... Russell:
You know what's the worst part, is that you lied to them about me. Why? Because it's so terrible to be married to a towel-head! How embarrassing for you. Yeah, they should have called me Dr. Towel-Head
Look, you told me that your parents were mentally incapacitated. Jesse:
Trust me, they are. Russell:
Oh? Jesse:
They are, and besides, it was our first date. Okay, who doesn't lie on their first date? Russell:
Oh, really? Well, what about our second date and 50th date and what about the, um... Hey! Oh! The time that we had a child together? Do you realize that you lied to me about your parents? Jesse:
I lie to everybody about my parents. Russell:
Oh, that's reassuring. Jesse:
I lie about my horrible life in that trailer park. I was a freshman in high school, saving every dime that I had so that I could just get out of there. No graduation, cap, gown, on a bus. Russell:
Good, I get it, you hate your parents. Jesse:
No, I don't hate them. They're my parents, so I love them, but... Honey, it's not... It's just that they're wrong about so much and they're wrong about how they treat people, they're wrong about how they honor people's differences... Russell:
You know what's the worst part, is that you lied to them about me. Why? Because it's so terrible to be married to a towel-head! How embarrassing for you. Yeah, they should have called me Dr. Towel-Head
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Look you told me that your parents were mentally incapacitated
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Trust me they are
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Oh They are and besides it was our first date
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Okay who doesn't lie on their first date
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Oh really Well what about our second date and 50th date
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and what about the um
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Hey Oh The time that we had a child together
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Do you realize that you lied to me about your parents
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I lie to everybody about my parents
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Oh that's reassuring
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I lie about my horrible life in that trailer park
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I was a freshman in high school saving every dime that I had
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so that I could just get out of there
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No graduation cap gown on a bus
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Good I get it you hate your parents
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No I don't hate them
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They're my parents so I love them but
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Honey it's not
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It's just that they're wrong about so much
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and they're wrong about how they treat people
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they're wrong about how they honor people's differences
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You know what's the worst part
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is that you lied to them about me
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IN AN INDIAN ACCENT Why Because it's so terrible to be married to a towel head
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VOCALIZING
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How embarrassing for you
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Yeah they should have called me Dr Towel Head
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Movie Summary
Three generations come together in the week leading up to Mother's Day.
Actors
Russell
Jesse
