Can your girlfriend take the couch?
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Zack:
[baby cries]
No, don't cry, stop crying. Five grand at stake. Mate, would you mind holding her for a sec? What's your name, pal? Tiny:
Tiny. Zack:
Tiny, if you don't mind me saying, you look like you have a very welcoming bosom. May I rest my child on it? Tiny:
Sure. Zack:
Just for a sec, thank you. [baby stops crying] Zack:
I mean, I don't know whether to be pleased or just deeply offended. How did you do that? Tiny:
I'm soft, like a couch. Zack:
Please, will you come and live with us? I'm deadly serious. I haven't slept in a year. I'll take the couch. My girlfriend's very attractive. Tiny:
Can your girlfriend take the couch?
[baby cries]
No, don't cry, stop crying. Five grand at stake. Mate, would you mind holding her for a sec? What's your name, pal? Tiny:
Tiny. Zack:
Tiny, if you don't mind me saying, you look like you have a very welcoming bosom. May I rest my child on it? Tiny:
Sure. Zack:
Just for a sec, thank you. [baby stops crying] Zack:
I mean, I don't know whether to be pleased or just deeply offended. How did you do that? Tiny:
I'm soft, like a couch. Zack:
Please, will you come and live with us? I'm deadly serious. I haven't slept in a year. I'll take the couch. My girlfriend's very attractive. Tiny:
Can your girlfriend take the couch?
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No don't cry stop crying
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Five grand at stake
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Mate would you mind holding her for a sec
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What's your name pal
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Tiny
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Tiny if you don't mind me saying
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you look like you have a very welcoming bosom
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May I rest my child on it
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Sure
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Just for a sec thank you
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BABY WAILING
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BABY STOPS CRYING
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BABY COOING
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CROWD APPLAUDING
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I mean I don't know whether to be pleased or just deeply offended
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How did you do that
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I'm soft like a couch
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Please will you come and live with us
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I'm deadly serious
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I haven't slept in a year
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I'll take the couch
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My girlfriend's very attractive
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Can your girlfriend take the couch
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Movie Summary
Three generations come together in the week leading up to Mother's Day.
