Mmm. A heart-to-heart with a clown. There was not a soul to see that. He could have...

Sandy:

That was a historic disaster. Oh... I mean, this is all so stupid. This is so stupid. Look at all this. What am I doing? I mean, you know... Ugh, I feel like such an idiot. So, what I'm basically doing is I'm trying to compete with my ex-husband and a 20-year-old. That just makes a lot of sense, right, Jess? It's stupid. You know what it is? I just... I just hate feeling so replaceable. Randy the Clown:
Well, sadly we all are. Sandy:
Oh, geez, you scared the crap out of me. Randy the Clown:
I mean, we're all replaceable. For every professional clown, there's 100 hacks with a red nose and a wig waiting to do the job. Sandy:
Yeah, I understand. Thanks, clown. Jesse? Randy the Clown:
There's no way that the bond you have with your kids can ever be broken. I mean, there's no contest, right? You're their mom. Sandy:
Mmm-hmm. Randy the Clown:
Oh, let me help. Sandy:
Oh... Thank... Okay. Randy the Clown:
Yeah? See? Sandy:
It's this, I get it, never-ending scarf bit. Yeah, it's the first time you got to use this one today, huh? Randy the Clown:
Ah... Got a smile from you. Sandy:
That's great. Do you mind if I rub... Randy the Clown:
Please. Sandy:
Thank you very much. Randy the Clown:
It's always the traditional things that work, the bottomless sleeve hanky, the bottomless cup of coffee, the bottomless love from a mother to her kids. They know it's there. Sometimes they just take it for granted. Sandy:
Yeah. Randy the Clown:
So what if the other girl is 20, has great skin and probably looks insane in a bikini? Sandy:
Okay, that's good, I get it. Nice pep talk there, clown. Thank you, clown. Never thought I'd ever hear myself say that, but Thank you, clown. Randy the Clown:
My pleasure. Sandy:
Mmm. A heart-to-heart with a clown. There was not a soul to see that. He could have murdered me