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Lars:
Well, these are all kittens. We were hoping for an older cat, one with experience. Maury, the Cat Care Society Owner:
That's a switch. Most people like the cute little ones. Experience with what? Ernie:
Mouse-hunting. Maury, the Cat Care Society Owner:
Oh, all cats are good mousers. Ernie:
Yes, but you see, we have huge rats, the size of sumo wrestlers, and lots of 'em, so we really need a ferocious feline, preferably one with a history of mental illness. I'm talkin' one mean pussy. Lars:
Yeah! A vicious cat, difficult to love. You got any of those knocking around your cages? Maury, the Cat Care Society Owner:
Funny you should ask. I had given up hope of anyone wanting him. We were about to gas him again. Lars, Ernie:
"Again"?
Well, these are all kittens. We were hoping for an older cat, one with experience. Maury, the Cat Care Society Owner:
That's a switch. Most people like the cute little ones. Experience with what? Ernie:
Mouse-hunting. Maury, the Cat Care Society Owner:
Oh, all cats are good mousers. Ernie:
Yes, but you see, we have huge rats, the size of sumo wrestlers, and lots of 'em, so we really need a ferocious feline, preferably one with a history of mental illness. I'm talkin' one mean pussy. Lars:
Yeah! A vicious cat, difficult to love. You got any of those knocking around your cages? Maury, the Cat Care Society Owner:
Funny you should ask. I had given up hope of anyone wanting him. We were about to gas him again. Lars, Ernie:
"Again"?
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Well these are all kittens
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We were hoping for an older cat One with experience
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Most people like cute little ones Experience with what
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Mouse hunting All cats are good mousers
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But we have huge rats the size of sumo wrestlers
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So we need a ferocious feline with a history of mental illness
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I'm talkin' one mean pussy
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Yeah A vicious cat difficult to love
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Do you have any of those knocking around
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Movie Summary
Two stumblebum inheritors are determined to rid their antique house of a mouse who is equally determined to stay where he is.

