"Movie 43" quotes

Movie 43 poster
A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood.

Director: Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr
Writer: Rocky Russo, Jeremy Sosenko, Ricky Blitt
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 18/100
ImdbRating: 4.3
BoxOffice: $8,840,453
Released: 25 Jan 2013
Awards: 4 wins & 5 nominations

79 Clips

It's the most dangerous film in the world - Movie 43 00:05
It's the most dangerous film in the world
Well well well - Movie 43 00:28
Well well well
One two three surprise - Movie 43 00:16
One two three surprise
Come out come out you little rat fucker - Movie 43 00:04
Come out come out you little rat fucker
Why is my computer so slow - Movie 43 00:11
Why is my computer so slow
Come here I love you Fuck - Movie 43 00:24
Come here I love you Fuck
Don't let him pull his own dick off Why would he pull his own dick off - Movie 43 00:05
Don't let him pull his own dick off Why would he pull his...
How many fucking times do I have to tell you - Movie 43 00:09
How many fucking times do I have to tell you
You fucking feed him I need to be out slaughtering - Movie 43 00:10
You fucking feed him I need to be out slaughtering
The Lord Nigger the Lord done did his part already - Movie 43 00:21
The Lord Nigger the Lord done did his part already
I dare you to make guacamole with your right breast - Movie 43 00:05
I dare you to make guacamole with your right breast
Movie 43 Wh Where is it Where is it - Movie 43 00:04
Movie 43 Wh Where is it Where is it
Okay Truth or Dare - Movie 43 00:36
Okay Truth or Dare
Vagina is way too complicated - Movie 43 00:05
Vagina is way too complicated
The iBabe has an advanced 3 2 gigahertz processor - Movie 43 00:34
The iBabe has an advanced 3 2 gigahertz processor
Today we are offering a two for one deal on Beave Lotion - Movie 43 00:10
Today we are offering a two for one deal on Beave Lotion
I mean how'd you know that she was a fake - Movie 43 00:08
I mean how'd you know that she was a fake
I thought you were dating Superman No no - Movie 43 00:30
I thought you were dating Superman No no
Stay away from Lois or I'll use my heat vision - Movie 43 00:09
Stay away from Lois or I'll use my heat vision
As long as I'm balls deep in Lois I'm solid gold - Movie 43 00:06
As long as I'm balls deep in Lois I'm solid gold
Are you not attracted to me anymore - Movie 43 00:09
Are you not attracted to me anymore
Kiss Kiss her - Movie 43 00:23
Kiss Kiss her
Why didn't you call me - Movie 43 00:26
Why didn't you call me
Neil Veronica - Movie 43 00:34
Neil Veronica
Hey Who are you - Movie 43 00:12
Hey Who are you
We need to April fools prank him Yeah - Movie 43 00:18
We need to April fools prank him Yeah
I mean this video is so illegal - Movie 43 00:16
I mean this video is so illegal
Did you just try to hit me through your computer screen - Movie 43 00:08
Did you just try to hit me through your computer screen
They're not trying to take over your world - Movie 43 00:13
They're not trying to take over your world
Have fun But you're not gonna do it on your own - Movie 43 00:14
Have fun But you're not gonna do it on your own
The hell are you doing here Batman You're gonna ruin this - Movie 43 00:23
The hell are you doing here Batman You're gonna ruin this
Whoa You've got weird pubes - Movie 43 00:08
Whoa You've got weird pubes
Look at the very least we need to put a warning sticker on the box - Movie 43 00:24
Look at the very least we need to put a warning sticker on...
Sorry again - Movie 43 00:36
Sorry again
Yeah high school is about more than just classes and homework - Movie 43 00:19
Yeah high school is about more than just classes and...
Excuse me I'm gonna go do some Batman ing - Movie 43 00:04
Excuse me I'm gonna go do some Batman ing
Teenage boys are physically attracted to naked women - Movie 43 00:09
Teenage boys are physically attracted to naked women
How's your acid reflux How's your HPV - Movie 43 00:35
How's your acid reflux How's your HPV
Wait Let me get this straight So you knew all the way back then - Movie 43 00:14
Wait Let me get this straight So you knew all the way back...
You fucked my girlfriend dude - Movie 43 00:15
You fucked my girlfriend dude
I cannot be with you - Movie 43 00:24
I cannot be with you
9 1 1 Yeah my friend is bleeding out of her vagina - Movie 43 00:09
9 1 1 Yeah my friend is bleeding out of her vagina
It's the most dangerous film in the world - Movie 43 00:18
It's the most dangerous film in the world
What's the matter - Movie 43 00:52
What's the matter
You kidnapped an Irish midget - Movie 43 00:24
You kidnapped an Irish midget
You little rat fucker - Movie 43 00:13
You little rat fucker
Am I speakin' fuckin' Chinese - Movie 43 00:20
Am I speakin' fuckin' Chinese
Don't let him pull his own dick off - Movie 43 00:23
Don't let him pull his own dick off
How many fuckin' times do I have to tell you - Movie 43 00:22
How many fuckin' times do I have to tell you
I need to be out slaughtering - Movie 43 00:33
I need to be out slaughtering
The Lord done did his part already - Movie 43 00:39
The Lord done did his part already
I dare you to make guacamole with your right breast - Movie 43 00:07
I dare you to make guacamole with your right breast
I am going to push the limits here just a little bit - Movie 43 01:29
I am going to push the limits here just a little bit
Vagina is  way  too complicated - Movie 43 00:12
Vagina is way too complicated
The iBabe has an advanced 3 - Movie 43 01:40
The iBabe has an advanced 3
Today we are offering a two for one deal on beav lotion - Movie 43 00:35
Today we are offering a two for one deal on beav lotion
How'd you know that she was a fake - Movie 43 00:25
How'd you know that she was a fake
You know what I'm sayin' - Movie 43 00:38
You know what I'm sayin'
I didn't know that - Movie 43 01:21
I didn't know that
As long as I'm balls deep in Lois - Movie 43 00:18
As long as I'm balls deep in Lois
Are you not attracted to me any more - Movie 43 00:23
Are you not attracted to me any more
Why didn't you call me - Movie 43 01:14
Why didn't you call me
I want to get over you - Movie 43 00:35
I want to get over you
Including Amsterdam - Movie 43 00:53
Including Amsterdam
They're not trying to take over your world - Movie 43 00:34
They're not trying to take over your world
What the hell are you doing here - Movie 43 01:16
What the hell are you doing here
You've got weird pubs - Movie 43 00:23
You've got weird pubs
Other MP3 players don't have a warning not to have sex with it - Movie 43 01:08
Other MP3 players don't have a warning not to have sex with...
So where are you from - Movie 43 02:30
So where are you from
There was a line in the bathroom - Movie 43 02:36
There was a line in the bathroom
High School is more than just classes and homework - Movie 43 01:03
High School is more than just classes and homework
I'm gonna go do some Batman ing - Movie 43 00:16
I'm gonna go do some Batman ing
Teenage boys are physically attracted to naked women - Movie 43 00:25
Teenage boys are physically attracted to naked women
How's your acid reflux - Movie 43 01:28
How's your acid reflux
Let me get this straight - Movie 43 00:42
Let me get this straight
You fucked my girlfriend - Movie 43 00:39
You fucked my girlfriend
You son of a bitch - Movie 43 01:12
You son of a bitch
You look pregnant - Movie 43 01:16
You look pregnant
My friend is bleeding out of her vagina - Movie 43 00:24
My friend is bleeding out of her vagina

Cast

Charlie Wessler (segment "The Pitch") - Dennis Quaid
Griffin Schraeder (segment "The Pitch") - Greg Kinnear
Bob Mone (segment "The Pitch") - Common
Jay (segment "The Pitch") - Charlie Saxton
Jerry (segment "The Pitch") - Will Sasso
Danita (segment "The Pitch") - Odessa Rae
Seth MacFarlane (segment "The Pitch") - Seth MacFarlane
Mike Meldman (segment "The Pitch") - Mike Meldman
Davis (segment "The Catch") - Hugh Jackman
Beth (segment "The Catch") - Kate Winslet
Pamela (segment "The Catch") - Julie Claire
Angie (segment "The Catch") - Katie Finneran
Ray (segment "The Catch") - Roy Jenkins
Waiter Jake (segment "The Catch") - Rocky Russo
Abby (segment "The Catch") - Anna Madigan
Kevin (segment "Homeschooled") - Jeremy Allen White
Robert (segment "Homeschooled") - Liev Schreiber
Samantha (segment "Homeschooled") - Naomi Watts
Sean (segment "Homeschooled") - Alex Cranmer
Clare (segment "Homeschooled") - Julie Ann Emery
High School Student (segment "Homeschooled") - Austin Cope
Vanessa (segment "The Proposition") - Anna Faris
Jason (segment "The Proposition") - Chris Pratt
Larry (segment "The Proposition") - J.B. Smoove
Bill (segment "The Proposition") - Jarrad Paul
Christine (segment "The Proposition") - Maria Arcé
Friend (segment "The Proposition") - Aaron LaPlante
Neil (segment "Veronica") - Kieran Culkin
Veronica (segment "Veronica") - Emma Stone
Old Man (segment "Veronica") - Arthur French
Short Guy (segment "Veronica") - Josh Shuman
iBabe #1 (segment "iBabe") - Cathy Cliften
iBabe #2 (segment "iBabe") - Cherina Monteniques Scott
Boss (segment "iBabe") - Richard Gere
Arlene (segment "iBabe") - Kate Bosworth
Brian (segment "iBabe") - Jack McBrayer
Robert (segment "iBabe") - Aasif Mandvi
Boy (segment "iBabe") - Zach Lasry
Woman (segment "iBabe") - Darby Lynn Totten
Chappy (segment "iBabe") - Marc Ambrose
Fake Robin (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating") - Justin Long
Fake Batman (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating") - Jason Sudeikis
Fake Lois Lane (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating") - Uma Thurman
Superman (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating") - Bobby Cannavale
Fake Supergirl (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating") - Kristen Bell
Penguin (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating") - John Hodgman
Fake Wonder Woman (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating") - Leslie Bibb
Riddler (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating") - Will Carlough
Stacey (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating") - Katrina Bowden
Narrator (segment "Machine Kids") - Phil Crowley
Vending Machine Man (segment "Machine Kids") - Ed Blythe
Vending Machine Child (segment "Machine Kids") - Olivia Roberts Payne
Vending Machine Child (segment "Machine Kids") - Monique Delee
ATM Woman (segment "Machine Kids") - Julie McNiven
ATM Man (segment "Machine Kids") - Jaron Henrie-McCrea
ATM Child (segment "Machine Kids") - Sebastian Banes
ATM Child (segment "Machine Kids") - Severyn Banes
Photocopier Man 1 (segment "Machine Kids") - Rightor Doyle
Photocopier Man 2 (segment "Machine Kids") - Raven Burnett
Photocopier Child (segment "Machine Kids") - Montana Byrne
Photocopier Child (segment "Machine Kids") - Jarrett Carter
Photocopier Child (segment "Machine Kids") - Phillip Michaels
Mikey (segment "Middleschool Date") - Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Amanda (segment "Middleschool Date") - Chloë Grace Moretz
Dad (segment "Middleschool Date") - Patrick Warburton
Nathan (segment "Middleschool Date") - Jimmy Bennett
Amanda's Dad (segment "Middleschool Date") - Matt Walsh
Blonde Woman (segment "Tampax") - Coleen Hoffman
Brunette Woman (segment "Tampax") - Elbe Van Der Merwe
Leprechaun 1 & 2 (segment "Happy Birthday") - Gerard Butler
Brian (segment "Happy Birthday") - Seann William Scott
Pete (segment "Happy Birthday") - Johnny Knoxville
Fairy (segment "Happy Birthday") - Esti Ginzburg
Emily (segment "Truth or Dare") - Halle Berry
Donald (segment "Truth or Dare") - Stephen Merchant
Large Man (segment "Truth or Dare") - Sayed Badreya
Snooki (segment "Truth or Dare") - Nicole Polizzi
Waitress (segment "Truth or Dare") - Caryl West
Nurse Elizabeth (segment "Truth or Dare") - Ricki Lander
Bachelorette Party Girl (segment "Truth or Dare") - Paloma Felisberto Bilson
Patron (segment "Truth or Dare") - Jasper Grey
Blanco the Bartender (segment "Truth or Dare") - Benny Harris
Stripper (segment "Truth or Dare") - Zen Gesner
Coach Jackson (segment "Victory's Glory") - Terrence Howard
Anthony (segment "Victory's Glory") - Aaron Jennings
Moses (segment "Victory's Glory") - Jared Dudley
Wallace (segment "Victory's Glory") - Corey Brewer
Bishop (segment "Victory's Glory") - Larry Eugene Sanders II
Lucious (segment "Victory's Glory") - Jay Ellis
White Guy 1 (segment "Victory's Glory") - Brian Flaccus
White Guy 2 (segment "Victory's Glory") - Brett Davern
White Guy 3 (segment "Victory's Glory") - Evan Dumouchel
White Guy 4 (segment "Victory's Glory") - Sean A. Rosales
White Guy 5 (segment "Victory's Glory") - Logan Holladay
Cheerleader (segment "Victory's Glory") - Mandy Kowalski
Narrator (segment "Victory's Glory") - Eric Stuart
Amy (segment "Beezel") - Elizabeth Banks
Anson (segment "Beezel") - Josh Duhamel
Birthday Girl (segment "Beezel") - Emily Alyn Lind
Mommy (segment "Beezel") - Michelle Gunn
Party Clown (segment "Beezel") - Christina Linhardt
Sitara - Liz Carey
Baxter - Devin Eash
iBabe User - Ted Ely
Peter Farrelly (segment "The Pitch") - Peter Farrelly
Waiter (segment "Truth Or Dare") - Jackie Flynn
Stevie Schraeder (segment "The Thread") - Nate Hartley
Chinese Gangster (segment "The Thread") - James Hsu
Cheerleader (segment "Victory's Glory") - Sara Kessler
Killer Chaun - Martin Klebba
Sespin Pratt - Kurt Leitner
Mrs. Cutler - Beth Littleford
Benched Basketball Player 1 - Michael Marrio
Plastic Surgeon (segment "Truth Or Dare") - Rob Moran
Large Man's Friend (segment "Truth or Dare") - Eddie Napolillo
Carlos the Waiter - George Paez
Creepy Meat Fundler - Victor Pagan
Biker in Bodega (Veronica) - Martin Pfefferkorn
Dad (segment "Find Our Daughter") - Tony Shalhoub
Singing Busboy (segment "Truth Or Dare") - Davi Shane
Reporter - Nicole Joy Tan
Charles B. Wessler (segment "The Pitch") - Charles B. Wessler
Calvin - Mark L. Young