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A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood.

Director: Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr
Writer: Rocky Russo, Jeremy Sosenko, Ricky Blitt
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2013
MetaScore: 18/100
ImdbRating: 4.3
BoxOffice: $8,840,453
Released: 25 Jan 2013
Awards: 4 wins & 5 nominations

121 video clips

Dad (segment "middleschool Date")Anson (segment "beezel")Pete (segment "happy Birthday")Veronica (segment "veronica")Boss (segment "ibabe")Clare (segment "homeschooled")Samantha (segment "homeschooled")Robert (segment "homeschooled")Fake Lois Lane (segment "super Hero Speed Dating")Arlene (segment "ibabe")Mikey (segment "middleschool Date")BaxterCalvinJjSnooki (segment "truth Or Dare")Fake Wonder Woman (segment "super Hero Speed Dating")Vanessa (segment "the Proposition")Jason (segment "the Proposition")Jason (segment "the Proposition")Superman (segment "super Hero Speed Dating")Fake Lois Lane (segment "super Hero Speed Dating")Seth Macfarlane (segment "the Pitch")Emily (segment "truth Or Dare")Donald (segment "truth Or Dare")Emily (segment "truth Or Dare")Coach Jackson (segment "victory's Glory")Coach Jackson (segment "victory's Glory")SitaraMrs. CutlerAmy (segment "beezel")Amy (segment "beezel")White Guy 1 (segment: Victory's Glory)White Guy 2 (segment: Victory's Glory)White Guy 3 (segment: Victory's Glory)
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9 1 1 Yeah my friend is bleeding out of her vagina - Movie 43 00:09 9 1 1 Yeah my friend is bleeding out of her vagina I cannot be with you - Movie 43 00:24 I cannot be with you You fucked my girlfriend dude - Movie 43 00:15 You fucked my girlfriend dude Wait Let me get this straight So you knew all the way back then - Movie 43 00:14 Wait Let me get this straight So you knew all the way back... How's your acid reflux How's your HPV - Movie 43 00:35 How's your acid reflux How's your HPV Teenage boys are physically attracted to naked women - Movie 43 00:09 Teenage boys are physically attracted to naked women Excuse me I'm gonna go do some Batman ing - Movie 43 00:04 Excuse me I'm gonna go do some Batman ing Yeah high school is about more than just classes and homework - Movie 43 00:19 Yeah high school is about more than just classes and... Sorry again - Movie 43 00:36 Sorry again Look at the very least we need to put a warning sticker on the box - Movie 43 00:24 Look at the very least we need to put a warning sticker on... Whoa You've got weird pubes - Movie 43 00:08 Whoa You've got weird pubes The hell are you doing here Batman You're gonna ruin this - Movie 43 00:23 The hell are you doing here Batman You're gonna ruin... They're not trying to take over your world - Movie 43 00:13 They're not trying to take over your world I mean this video is so illegal - Movie 43 00:16 I mean this video is so illegal We need to April fools prank him Yeah - Movie 43 00:18 We need to April fools prank him Yeah Hey Who are you - Movie 43 00:12 Hey Who are you Neil Veronica - Movie 43 00:34 Neil Veronica Why didn't you call me - Movie 43 00:26 Why didn't you call me Are you not attracted to me anymore - Movie 43 00:09 Are you not attracted to me anymore As long as I'm balls deep in Lois I'm solid gold - Movie 43 00:06 As long as I'm balls deep in Lois I'm solid gold I thought you were dating Superman No no - Movie 43 00:30 I thought you were dating Superman No no I mean how'd you know that she was a fake - Movie 43 00:08 I mean how'd you know that she was a fake Today we are offering a two for one deal on Beave Lotion - Movie 43 00:10 Today we are offering a two for one deal on Beave Lotion The iBabe has an advanced 3 2 gigahertz processor - Movie 43 00:34 The iBabe has an advanced 3 2 gigahertz processor Vagina is way too complicated - Movie 43 00:05 Vagina is way too complicated Okay Truth or Dare - Movie 43 00:36 Okay Truth or Dare I dare you to make guacamole with your right breast - Movie 43 00:05 I dare you to make guacamole with your right breast The Lord Nigger the Lord done did his part already - Movie 43 00:21 The Lord Nigger the Lord done did his part already You fucking feed him I need to be out slaughtering - Movie 43 00:10 You fucking feed him I need to be out slaughtering How many fucking times do I have to tell you - Movie 43 00:09 How many fucking times do I have to tell you Don't let him pull his own dick off Why would he pull his own dick off - Movie 43 00:05 Don't let him pull his own dick off Why would he pull... Come here I love you Fuck - Movie 43 00:24 Come here I love you Fuck Come out come out you little rat fucker - Movie 43 00:04 Come out come out you little rat fucker One two three surprise - Movie 43 00:16 One two three surprise Well well well - Movie 43 00:28 Well well well It's the most dangerous film in the world - Movie 43 00:05 It's the most dangerous film in the world Have fun But you're not gonna do it on your own - Movie 43 00:22 Have fun But you're not gonna do it on your own Did you just try to hit me through your computer screen - Movie 43 00:25 Did you just try to hit me through your computer screen Kiss Kiss her - Movie 43 00:27 Kiss Kiss her Stay away from Lois or I'll use my heat vision - Movie 43 00:15 Stay away from Lois or I'll use my heat vision Movie 43 Wh Where is it Where is it - Movie 43 00:05 Movie 43 Wh Where is it Where is it Why is my computer so slow - Movie 43 00:11 Why is my computer so slow 9 1 1 Yeah my friend is bleeding out of her vagina - Movie 43 00:09 9 1 1 Yeah my friend is bleeding out of her vagina As long as I'm balls deep in Lois I'm solid gold - Movie 43 00:06 As long as I'm balls deep in Lois I'm solid gold Come out come out you little rat fucker - Movie 43 00:04 Come out come out you little rat fucker Cut that goddamn slow clap shit out! - Movie 43 00:13 Cut that goddamn slow clap shit out! Did you just try to hit me through your computer screen - Movie 43 00:08 Did you just try to hit me through your computer screen Don't let him pull his own dick off Why would he pull his own dick off - Movie 43 00:05 Don't let him pull his own dick off Why would he pull... Dude... - Movie 43 00:10 Dude... "...elucidate several most important, however... - Movie 43 00:14 "...elucidate several most important, however... Excuse me I'm gonna go do some Batman ing - Movie 43 00:04 Excuse me I'm gonna go do some Batman ing Have fun But you're not gonna do it on your own - Movie 43 00:14 Have fun But you're not gonna do it on your own Hey, Anson, do you ever feel like your relationship with Beezel... - Movie 43 00:31 Hey, Anson, do you ever feel like your relationship with Bee... Hey, guys. Hello. - Movie 43 00:17 Hey, guys. Hello. Hey. Kevin, right? - Movie 43 00:13 Hey. Kevin, right? Hi Hi - Movie 43 00:11 Hi Hi How many fucking times do I have to tell you - Movie 43 00:09 How many fucking times do I have to tell you - How's your acid reflux? - How's your HPV? - Movie 43 00:27 - How's your acid reflux? - How's your HPV? How's your acid reflux How's your HPV - Movie 43 01:16 How's your acid reflux How's your HPV - How's Veronica? - Veronica's fine, Veronica. - Movie 43 00:17 - How's Veronica? - Veronica's fine, Veronica. Beezel, where are you, boy? - Movie 43 00:26 Beezel, where are you, boy? But think how they feel. - Movie 43 00:08 But think how they feel. I can't fucking do it. - Movie 43 00:30 I can't fucking do it. I dare you to make guacamole with your right breast. - Movie 43 00:05 I dare you to make guacamole with your right breast. I dare you to make guacamole with your right breast - Movie 43 00:05 I dare you to make guacamole with your right breast He's America's favorite cat... Beezel - Movie 43 00:05 He's America's favorite cat... Beezel I'm embarrassed to even say this, but... - Movie 43 00:24 I'm embarrassed to even say this, but... - I'm ready, sweetie. - Oh, fuck. - Movie 43 00:06 - I'm ready, sweetie. - Oh, fuck. It was a glorious game. - Movie 43 00:25 It was a glorious game. Lonely, unloved, hurt. - Movie 43 00:06 Lonely, unloved, hurt. I mean how'd you know that she was a fake - Movie 43 00:08 I mean how'd you know that she was a fake I mean this video is so illegal - Movie 43 00:16 I mean this video is so illegal Physical, verbal, emotional abuse... - Movie 43 00:14 Physical, verbal, emotional abuse... Remember this? - Movie 43 00:06 Remember this? I suck cock for gold coins. - Movie 43 00:07 I suck cock for gold coins. They're not trying to take over your world. - Movie 43 00:13 They're not trying to take over your world. I thought you were dating Superman No no - Movie 43 00:30 I thought you were dating Superman No no I'll see you in church. - Movie 43 00:05 I'll see you in church. It's the most dangerous film in the world - Movie 43 00:05 It's the most dangerous film in the world Jesus! Dad, what the fuck! - Movie 43 00:26 Jesus! Dad, what the fuck! Kiss Kiss her - Movie 43 00:23 Kiss Kiss her Look at the very least we need to put a warning sticker on the box - Movie 43 00:24 Look at the very least we need to put a warning sticker on... Movie 43 Wh Where is it Where is it - Movie 43 00:04 Movie 43 Wh Where is it Where is it Neil - Movie 43 00:59 Neil Neil Veronica - Movie 43 00:36 Neil Veronica No one leaves this room till we figure this out. - Movie 43 00:26 No one leaves this room till we figure this out. No. - Movie 43 00:14 No. No. - Movie 43 00:05 No. - No way! - Oh, shit! - Movie 43 00:26 - No way! - Oh, shit!
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Cast

Charlie Wessler (segment "The Pitch") - Dennis Quaid
Griffin Schraeder (segment "The Pitch") - Greg Kinnear
Bob Mone (segment "The Pitch") - Common
Jay (segment "The Pitch") - Charlie Saxton
Jerry (segment "The Pitch") - Will Sasso
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