I thought you were dating superman? No, no. We broke up about six months ago. Oh, I didn't...
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Fake Robin:
[segment "Superhero Speed Dating"]
I thought you were dating superman?
Fake Lois Lane (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating"):
No, no. We broke up about six months ago.
Fake Robin:
Oh, I didn't know that.
Fake Lois Lane (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating"):
He's been stalking me ever since.
Fake Robin:
Really?
Fake Lois Lane (segment "Super Hero Speed Dating"):
Last night, I look out my bedroom window and there he is just floating there, just stroking that nasty little curl. Masturbating! He leaves a wad all over my window. He broke the window! His jizz is like a shotgun blast. You know that shiny stuff in his hair? It's not hair gel.
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I thought you were dating Superman No no
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We broke up about six months ago I didn't l didn't know that
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He's been stalking me ever since Really
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Last night I look out my bedroom window
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and there he is just floating there
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just stroking that nasty little curl and masturbating
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Blew his wad all over my window
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He broke the window The the From the
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Uh his jizz is like a shotgun blast
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You know that shiny stuff in his hair It's not hair gel
Clip duration: 30 seconds
Views: 114
Timestamp in movie: 00h 35m 11s
Uploaded: 23 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood.
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