Hi! Sorry, sorry I'm late. There was a line in the bathroom. Hi, I'm Supergirl. My name......
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Fake Supergirl:
[segment "Superhero Speed Dating"]
Hi! Sorry, sorry I'm late. There was a line in the bathroom. Hi, I'm Supergirl.
Fake Robin:
My name...
Fake Batman:
[under the table speaking on an earpiece feeding to Robin's ear]
I'm Robin.
Fake Robin:
[to Supergirl]
... Hi, I'm Robin.
Fake Batman:
[to Robin]
Um, so where are you from?
Fake Robin:
So where are you from?
Fake Supergirl:
I, um, Krypton.
Fake Robin:
Oh, Krypton. Where? That's, that's, uh...
Fake Batman:
Oh shit.
Fake Robin:
Oh shit.
Fake Batman:
Dude, I can see her snatch.
Fake Robin:
Dude I can s... uh...
Fake Batman:
Oh my god, I can't believe the size of this thing. It's like a giant fucking cornfield, it's enormous down here. It's crazy, look at that, I feel like at any moment Shoeless Joe Jackson can walk out of that and I can play catch with him.
Fake Robin:
Krypton, like the... I hear it's really nice. I have never been...
Fake Supergirl:
You didn't hear that the sun supernova'd and destroyed our entire race?
Fake Batman:
I'd wash dishes with it...
Fake Robin:
Did it? I did not...
Fake Batman:
It's a huge, bushy catastrophe down here. I feel like Sean Penn should do a benefit for this thing.
[Supergirl's expression changes]
Fake Robin:
What? Oh, no. You can hear him, can't you...
Fake Supergirl:
Yeah, I can hear him! I can also see Batman underneath the table.
Fake Robin:
'Cause of the X-ray vision, of course.
Fake Supergirl:
No, I can just see him. It's a café table. I mean, it's really obvious.
Fake Batman:
[pops head from under the table, to Supergirl]
Hi.
Fake Supergirl:
Hi.
[storms off]
Fake Robin:
I'm so sorry about your family dying.
Fake Batman:
Oh, man, that took me back to the 70s, huh?
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.251
Sorry again
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I thought you were dating Superman No no
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We broke up about six months ago I didn't l didn't know that
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He's been stalking me ever since Really
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Last night I look out my bedroom window
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and there he is just floating there
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just stroking that nasty little curl and masturbating
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Blew his wad all over my window
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He broke the window The the From the
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Uh his jizz is like a shotgun blast
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You know that shiny stuff in his hair It's not hair gel
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Lois Oh my God Oh no
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 168
Timestamp in movie: 00h 35m 10s
Uploaded: 23 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood.
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Actors
00:24 Look at the very least we need to put a warning sticker on...
00:08 Whoa You've got weird pubes
00:23 The hell are you doing here Batman You're gonna ruin...
00:22 Have fun But you're not gonna do it on your own
00:13 They're not trying to take over your world
00:25 Did you just try to hit me through your computer screen
00:16 I mean this video is so illegal
00:18 We need to April fools prank him Yeah
00:12 Hey Who are you
00:34 Neil Veronica
00:26 Why didn't you call me
00:27 Kiss Kiss her
00:09 Are you not attracted to me anymore
00:06 As long as I'm balls deep in Lois I'm solid gold
00:15 Stay away from Lois or I'll use my heat vision
00:30 I thought you were dating Superman No no
00:08 I mean how'd you know that she was a fake
00:10 Today we are offering a two for one deal on Beave Lotion
00:34 The iBabe has an advanced 3 2 gigahertz processor
00:05 Vagina is way too complicated