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Hi! Sorry, sorry I'm late. There was a line in the bathroom. Hi, I'm Supergirl. My name......

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Fake Supergirl: [segment "Superhero Speed Dating"] Hi! Sorry, sorry I'm late. There was a line in the bathroom. Hi, I'm Supergirl. Fake Robin: My name... Fake Batman: [under the table speaking on an earpiece feeding to Robin's ear] I'm Robin. Fake Robin: [to Supergirl] ... Hi, I'm Robin. Fake Batman: [to Robin] Um, so where are you from? Fake Robin: So where are you from? Fake Supergirl: I, um, Krypton. Fake Robin: Oh, Krypton. Where? That's, that's, uh... Fake Batman: Oh shit. Fake Robin: Oh shit. Fake Batman: Dude, I can see her snatch. Fake Robin: Dude I can s... uh... Fake Batman: Oh my god, I can't believe the size of this thing. It's like a giant fucking cornfield, it's enormous down here. It's crazy, look at that, I feel like at any moment Shoeless Joe Jackson can walk out of that and I can play catch with him. Fake Robin: Krypton, like the... I hear it's really nice. I have never been... Fake Supergirl: You didn't hear that the sun supernova'd and destroyed our entire race? Fake Batman: I'd wash dishes with it... Fake Robin: Did it? I did not... Fake Batman: It's a huge, bushy catastrophe down here. I feel like Sean Penn should do a benefit for this thing. [Supergirl's expression changes] Fake Robin: What? Oh, no. You can hear him, can't you... Fake Supergirl: Yeah, I can hear him! I can also see Batman underneath the table. Fake Robin: 'Cause of the X-ray vision, of course. Fake Supergirl: No, I can just see him. It's a café table. I mean, it's really obvious. Fake Batman: [pops head from under the table, to Supergirl] Hi. Fake Supergirl: Hi. [storms off] Fake Robin: I'm so sorry about your family dying. Fake Batman: Oh, man, that took me back to the 70s, huh?


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Sorry again
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I thought you were dating Superman No no
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We broke up about six months ago I didn't l didn't know that
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He's been stalking me ever since Really
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Last night I look out my bedroom window
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and there he is just floating there
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just stroking that nasty little curl and masturbating
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Blew his wad all over my window
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He broke the window The the From the
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Uh his jizz is like a shotgun blast
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You know that shiny stuff in his hair It's not hair gel
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Lois Oh my God Oh no

Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 168
Timestamp in movie: 00h 35m 10s
Uploaded: 23 March, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood.


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