Always call the car a vehicle around whores. They get off on that
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Junkie:
I've got this dog, you know, who's really messed up, because he was doing some animal tranquilizers or something like that. Brent Falcone:
Really? Junkie:
Yeah and when I got up, I reached over to smack my dog, see. Because when I get up... I like to smack him... I went - whack, right... Brent Falcone:
That's... that's not nice. Junkie:
My dog got really pissed off. And he ran in the bathroom and he put some Ajax in my syringe and fucked me up, right. So, I may not be too high right now but, uh-huh-uh... I'm clean. Stan Nagurski:
Flake out man, flake out. Nargusrki's law number three: Always call the car a vehicle around whores. They get off on that
I've got this dog, you know, who's really messed up, because he was doing some animal tranquilizers or something like that. Brent Falcone:
Really? Junkie:
Yeah and when I got up, I reached over to smack my dog, see. Because when I get up... I like to smack him... I went - whack, right... Brent Falcone:
That's... that's not nice. Junkie:
My dog got really pissed off. And he ran in the bathroom and he put some Ajax in my syringe and fucked me up, right. So, I may not be too high right now but, uh-huh-uh... I'm clean. Stan Nagurski:
Flake out man, flake out. Nargusrki's law number three: Always call the car a vehicle around whores. They get off on that
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I got this dog you know who is really messed up because
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he was doing some animal tranquilizers or something like that
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Really
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Yeah And when I got up
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I reached over to smack my dog Yeah No
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Because when I get up
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I like to smack him
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I went whack you know and
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That's not nice
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My dog got really pissed off Sure
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And he ran in the bedroom
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and he put some Ajax in my syringe
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and it fucked me up Right
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So I may not be too high right now
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but I'm clean
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Flake out Mac
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Nagurski's law number three
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Always call the car a vehicle around whores They get off on that
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Movie Summary
A parody of film genres composed of three shorts, spoofing personal growth films, glossy soap operas, and police stories.
