You heard him, the guys got a lawyer
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Samuel Starkman:
[smashes front window from inside with a gun]
Ya can't touch me coppas, I've got a lawyer. Lawyer:
[smashes another front window with a briefcase]
I'm tired of being heckled and harassed by the police and I intend to sue for every nickel they've got... Take my wife, please. Junkie:
I know that guy, huh! Lawyer:
I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home. I ask my wife, "what do you want to do for your anniversary?" She says "I wanna go someplace I've never been before." I said "Try the kitchen." Brent Falcone:
Stan, what do we do? Stan Nagurski:
You heard him, the guys got a lawyer
[smashes front window from inside with a gun]
Ya can't touch me coppas, I've got a lawyer. Lawyer:
[smashes another front window with a briefcase]
I'm tired of being heckled and harassed by the police and I intend to sue for every nickel they've got... Take my wife, please. Junkie:
I know that guy, huh! Lawyer:
I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home. I ask my wife, "what do you want to do for your anniversary?" She says "I wanna go someplace I've never been before." I said "Try the kitchen." Brent Falcone:
Stan, what do we do? Stan Nagurski:
You heard him, the guys got a lawyer
Full Transcript
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You can't touch me coppers I got a lawyer
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I'm sick and tired of my client being harassed and heckled by the police
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And I intend on suing you for every nickel they've got Take my wife please
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I know that guy
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I take my wife everywhere but she finds her way home
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I said to my wife Where do you want to go for your anniversary
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She said Somewhere I've never been before
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I said Try the kitchen
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Hey Stan what do we do
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You heard him the guy's got a lawyer
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Movie Summary
A parody of film genres composed of three shorts, spoofing personal growth films, glossy soap operas, and police stories.
