See, all you had to do was ask nicely

Dana Cannon:

[coming into classroom as if he were the instructor]
All right people, settle down, take your seats, thank you... [to kid wearing red shirt] Dana Cannon:
That means you too, Red. [to black man with dredlocks] Dana Cannon:
Hey man, I've got all your albums, you're the greatest! All right, everybody stand up, please! Everybody up, c'mon! [to Wink Barnes, who refuses] Dana Cannon:
You! In the back! You waiting for a special invitation? Wink Barnes:
[leaning back in his chair]
You talkin' to me? Dana Cannon:
Yes, you too! Uppity-up-up-up! [he rises] Dana Cannon:
You're gonna like this! C'mon! Now, breathe in... [class members take deep breath in] Dana Cannon:
... blow out [they blow out] Dana Cannon:
. Breathe in, blow out. That's it. Now, shake it out [all wiggle] Dana Cannon:
Good. [Deputies Halik and Morris enter] Dana Cannon:
Now, if the women will all be so kind as to take off all their clothes, we can get things rolling. Deputy Halik:
Sit DOWN, Mr. Cannon! Dana Cannon:
Wait, wait. Could it be? [to camera] Dana Cannon:
How big a coincidence is this? [singing song] Dana Cannon:
Reunited, 'cause it feels so good! [class collectively laughs] Deputy Halik:
We're your traffic school instructors! Dana Cannon:
Aren't you guys in the wrong room? Shouldn't you be next door at the pro-acid rain rally? Deputy Virginia Morris:
Sit down before I mold your face into an ashtray. Dana Cannon:
See, all you had to do was ask nicely