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"Mr Deeds" quotes

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A sweet-natured, small-town guy inherits a controlling stake in a media conglomerate and begins to do business his way.

Director: Steven Brill
Writer: Clarence Budington Kelland, Robert Riskin, Tim Herlihy
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 24/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: $126,293,452
Released: 28 Jun 2002
Awards: 5 wins & 9 nominations
I watch the stock market channel all the time - Mr  Deeds 00:13 I watch the stock market channel all the time You kind of snuck up on me there I am very very sneaky sir - Mr  Deeds 00:12 You kind of snuck up on me there I am very very sneaky sir So how's the elevator business treating you Reuben - Mr  Deeds 00:17 So how's the elevator business treating you Reuben How can I thank you - Mr  Deeds 00:18 How can I thank you You must be Jan My name is - Mr  Deeds 00:46 You must be Jan My name is Where do you got the camera hidden in the woods - Mr  Deeds 00:20 Where do you got the camera hidden in the woods Crazy Eyes What - Mr  Deeds 00:18 Crazy Eyes What I saw what you did to those guys making fun of you Nice work - Mr  Deeds 00:09 I saw what you did to those guys making fun of you Nice work I thought we were watching Scooby Doo - Mr  Deeds 00:05 I thought we were watching Scooby Doo I fear you're underestimating the sneakiness - Mr  Deeds 00:08 I fear you're underestimating the sneakiness The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever - Mr  Deeds 00:09 The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever What are you in for - Mr  Deeds 00:28 What are you in for You're fired You You - Mr  Deeds 00:24 You're fired You You No I did not - Mr  Deeds 00:37 No I did not You got to be shitting me - Mr  Deeds 00:11 You got to be shitting me At the lake when you saved my life - Mr  Deeds 00:59 At the lake when you saved my life You're gonna have to persuade just about everyone else - Mr  Deeds 00:14 You're gonna have to persuade just about everyone else Okay but I'm not leaving without my kitties - Mr  Deeds 00:15 Okay but I'm not leaving without my kitties Now Brother Preston is soaring with eagles high above - Mr  Deeds 00:54 Now Brother Preston is soaring with eagles high above Where were you kicking I ain't got no balls dummy - Mr  Deeds 00:05 Where were you kicking I ain't got no balls dummy Holy shit it's a cat - Mr  Deeds 00:06 Holy shit it's a cat Usually when you get blackout drunk you don't dream - Mr  Deeds 00:08 Usually when you get blackout drunk you don't dream Hard to breathe feels like floating - Mr  Deeds 00:29 Hard to breathe feels like floating I don't mind - Mr  Deeds 00:29 I don't mind Congratulations Deeds you're now the most eligible bachelor in New York - Mr  Deeds 00:07 Congratulations Deeds you're now the most eligible... Look at Deedsy hanging out with McEnroe That's awesome - Mr  Deeds 00:10 Look at Deedsy hanging out with McEnroe That's awesome Ma'am you were just the victim of a New York City mugger - Mr  Deeds 00:14 Ma'am you were just the victim of a New York City... Cute bigmouth Sir - Mr  Deeds 00:24 Cute bigmouth Sir It was quite a night for Longfellow Deeds - Mr  Deeds 00:09 It was quite a night for Longfellow Deeds He'll get 100 000 for the picture It'll be on the news in an hour - Mr  Deeds 00:14 He'll get 100 000 for the picture It'll be on the... Tell you what You get by me - Mr  Deeds 00:31 Tell you what You get by me I only got three hours of sleep last night - Mr  Deeds 00:13 I only got three hours of sleep last night I bet if we ran into the 6th grade versions of ourselves right now - Mr  Deeds 00:33 I bet if we ran into the 6th grade versions of ourselves... I wasn't talking to you Deeds I was talking to that squirrel over there - Mr  Deeds 00:06 I wasn't talking to you Deeds I was talking to that... I am a volcano of lust - Mr  Deeds 00:31 I am a volcano of lust And this was my brother's room - Mr  Deeds 00:11 And this was my brother's room He's choking We should go - Mr  Deeds 00:06 He's choking We should go Here are some aspirins Mr Deeds They make your head seem smaller - Mr  Deeds 00:12 Here are some aspirins Mr Deeds They make your head seem... Look at Deedsy hanging out with McEnroe That's awesome - Mr  Deeds 00:10 Look at Deedsy hanging out with McEnroe That's awesome How did I get in these pyjamas I changed you - Mr  Deeds 00:09 How did I get in these pyjamas I changed you Just Deeds Why is that though You own the Jets Deeds - Mr  Deeds 00:06 Just Deeds Why is that though You own the Jets Deeds It says It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys - Mr  Deeds 00:14 It says It's hard to soar with the eagles when... What's up Chuck - Mr  Deeds 00:05 What's up Chuck I don't know about that - Mr  Deeds 00:04 I don't know about that 'Cause me and you are hanging at the pearly gates - Mr  Deeds 00:06 'Cause me and you are hanging at the pearly gates That was freaky - Mr  Deeds 00:08 That was freaky I wanted to be a man - Mr  Deeds 00:12 I wanted to be a man I have brown eyes and I don't know what my natural hair colour is anymore - Mr  Deeds 00:08 I have brown eyes and I don't know what my natural hair... Chuck and l along with some of the partners will buy that stock - Mr  Deeds 00:08 Chuck and l along with some of the partners will buy that... Cat killer After he finished with her cats - Mr  Deeds 00:05 Cat killer After he finished with her cats So I started working on it and here's what I got so far - Mr  Deeds 00:14 So I started working on it and here's what I got so far Fire excites me Knock yourself out - Mr  Deeds 00:06 Fire excites me Knock yourself out Here comes the black foot - Mr  Deeds 00:13 Here comes the black foot Thank you my brother My friend got me a mug for my birthday - Mr  Deeds 00:10 Thank you my brother My friend got me a mug for my birthday What are you doing in New York I'm a school nurse - Mr  Deeds 00:30 What are you doing in New York I'm a school nurse You guys football fans The Pats could take the conference this year - Mr  Deeds 00:26 You guys football fans The Pats could take the conference... Where do you hail from - Mr  Deeds 00:17 Where do you hail from Watch out Johnny - Mr  Deeds 00:13 Watch out Johnny I was a rodeo clown for six years You'll have to step it up a notch shorty - Mr  Deeds 00:08 I was a rodeo clown for six years You'll have to step... I swear to God I'm not trying to do that - Mr  Deeds 00:06 I swear to God I'm not trying to do that I got wicked bad frostbite when I was in the Scouts Check it out - Mr  Deeds 00:06 I got wicked bad frostbite when I was in the Scouts Check it... Hallmark He writes greeting cards - Mr  Deeds 00:11 Hallmark He writes greeting cards And if it wasn't for Miss Dawson being here I'd knock your heads in - Mr  Deeds 00:07 And if it wasn't for Miss Dawson being here I'd... I want a raise Mac - Mr  Deeds 00:06 I want a raise Mac Al I'm gonna walk home Okay Deeds - Mr  Deeds 00:07 Al I'm gonna walk home Okay Deeds I see why you brought me here To goof on me huh - Mr  Deeds 00:15 I see why you brought me here To goof on me huh I'm going to see him tonight and tell him everything - Mr  Deeds 01:03 I'm going to see him tonight and tell him everything Peanut butter and gumballs Nice combo - Mr  Deeds 00:06 Peanut butter and gumballs Nice combo You didn't really fall out of an apple tree did you - Mr  Deeds 00:20 You didn't really fall out of an apple tree did you What should I do about this - Mr  Deeds 00:25 What should I do about this He saved that woman and her seven cats - Mr  Deeds 00:15 He saved that woman and her seven cats I can't run the company I can't even run my own life - Mr  Deeds 00:07 I can't run the company I can't even run my own... What kind of driving is that You're a fucking disgrace - Mr  Deeds 00:07 What kind of driving is that You're a fucking disgrace This company is a player on so many levels and in so many areas - Mr  Deeds 00:15 This company is a player on so many levels and in so many... I'm of Swedish ancestry - Mr  Deeds 00:16 I'm of Swedish ancestry You know when I was a kid I wanted to be a news reporter - Mr  Deeds 00:23 You know when I was a kid I wanted to be a news reporter You're not getting anywhere near that boy - Mr  Deeds 00:09 You're not getting anywhere near that boy

Cast

Longfellow Deeds - Adam Sandler
Babe Bennett - Winona Ryder
Emilio Lopez - John Turturro
Marty - Allen Covert
Chuck Cedar - Peter Gallagher