You, sir. What did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be veterinarian. Cool. Why...
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Longfellow Deeds:
You, sir. What did you want to be when you grew up?
Shareholder:
I wanted to be veterinarian.
Longfellow Deeds:
Cool. Why did you want to do that?
Shareholder:
I wanted to help sick animals.
Longfellow Deeds:
And what do you do now?
Shareholder:
I own a chain of slaughterhouses.
Longfellow Deeds:
Kind of went the other way on that one.
Longfellow Deeds:
Anyone else?
Shareholder:
I wanted to be a magician!
Longfellow Deeds:
What do you do now?
Shareholder:
I operate a pornographic website.
Longfellow Deeds:
I guess that makes people happy too, in a much grosser way.
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No I did not
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Truth be told I wanted to be a veterinarian
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Cool Why would you want to do that
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I wanted to help sick animals And what do you do now
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I own a chain of slaughterhouses
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You kind of went the other way on that one didn't you
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Okay
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In the back Come on Tell me what you wanted to be
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I wanted to be a magician
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And what do you do now I operate a pornographic website
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That makes people happy also I guess But kind of in a grosser way
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 147
Timestamp in movie: 01h 21m 49s
Uploaded: 19 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: A sweet-natured, small-town guy inherits a controlling stake in a media conglomerate and begins to do business his way.
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