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If I had my wits about me
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Mr. Malcolm's List

If I hadmy wits about me, I'd persuade youto marry some silly,ignorant girl against whomI...

If I had
my wits about me, I'd persuade you
to marry some silly,
ignorant girl against whom
I would not suffer
in comparison

Full Transcript

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If I had my wits about me,
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I'd persuade you to marry some silly, ignorant girl
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against whom I would not suffer in comparison.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
01:11:13
Uploaded
Mar 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Untitled Entertainment,Rebelle Media,Fís Éireann/Screen Ireland,Ingenious Media,Refinery29,Keeper Pictures

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Movie Summary

A young woman courts a mysterious wealthy suitor in 19th century England.
And surely you must know by now, - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:08
And surely you must know by now,
Selina is a gift from God in that regard. - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:05
Selina is a gift from God in that regard.
[bird squawks] [gun fires] - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:08
[bird squawks] [gun fires]
Selina! Captain Ossory! - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:06
Selina! Captain Ossory!
[Cassidy] Of course it is, but... [sighs] - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:07
[Cassidy] Of course it is, but... [sighs]
Right. Julia wants it to be a masquerade. - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:05
Right. Julia wants it to be a masquerade.
Well, I've never been to a masquerade before. - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:05
Well, I've never been to a masquerade before.
It must be a masquerade. Selina has never been to one. - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:05
It must be a masquerade. Selina has never been to one.
Everyone feel free to help yourselves. Thank you. - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:05
Everyone feel free to help yourselves. Thank you.
-Julius Caesar. -[laughs] - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:06
-Julius Caesar. -[laughs]
I plan to wear a white robe - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:05
I plan to wear a white robe
I was hoping to get some inspiration once I visited the attic. - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:06
I was hoping to get some inspiration once I visited the atti...
[stammers] philosophical fellows, like Plato or Socrates. - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:07
[stammers] philosophical fellows, like Plato or Socrates.
My cousin going as one of the deepest thinkers in history. - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:05
My cousin going as one of the deepest thinkers in history.
[all laugh] - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:07
[all laugh]
I have no objection masquerading as a goddess. - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:05
I have no objection masquerading as a goddess.
Selene was the goddess of the moon, - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:06
Selene was the goddess of the moon,
The story goes that she fell in love with a mere mortal - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:08
The story goes that she fell in love with a mere mortal
I had no idea military men had such - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:06
I had no idea military men had such
Oh, I think there's quite a lot you don't know about military men. - Mr. Malcolm's List 00:05
Oh, I think there's quite a lot you don't know abo...