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I've got nothing to say to youI'm I'm Mr NobodyThe man who doesn't existDo you remember what the world was like before quasi immortalityWhat TelemorizationEndless renewal of cellsWhat was it like when

Ha, ha! We screwed! Everybody was always screwing. We fell in love... we fell in love

Mr Nobody • 2009

Nemo Nobody aged 118:I've got nothing to say to you. I'm Mr. Nobody, a man who doesn't exist.Young journalist:Do you remember what the world was like before telemerization? Quasi-immortality? What was it like when humans were mortals?Nemo Nobody aged 118:There were cars that polluted. We smoked cigarettes. We ate meat. We did everything we can't do in this dump and it was wonderful! Most of the time nothing happened... like a French movie.Young journalist:And, um, sexually? Before sex became obsolete.Nemo Nobody aged 118:Ha, ha! We screwed! Everybody was always screwing. We fell in love... we fell in love

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I've got nothing to say to you

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I'm I'm Mr Nobody

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The man who doesn't exist

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Do you remember what the world was like before quasi immortality

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What Telemorization

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Endless renewal of cells

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What was it like when humans were mortal

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There were cars that polluted

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We smoked cigarettes We ate meat

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We did everything we can do in this dump and it was wonderful

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Most of the time nothing happened

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like a French movie

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And sexually Before sex became obsolete

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We screwed

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Everybody was always screwing

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We fell in love

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We fell in love

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وتتحرك جبهة عالية الضغط من أزوريس غدا

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وسيجلب الغد سماء صافية طوال العطلة الأسبوعية

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لذا أخرجوا معدات الشواء

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مرحبا

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لماذا نتذكر الماضي وليس المستقبل

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عندما تسأل أمك تقول

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توقف عن السؤال عن السبب توقف عن السؤال عن السبب

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الأمر معقد الأمر معقد

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سيدي لا بأس بهذا أنا صحفي

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لا تسمح المشفى بإجراء المقابلات أريد أن أطرح بعض الأسئلة

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إحدى صديقاتي ممرضة هنا ساعدتني على الدخول

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كم الساعة

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Et un anticyclone arrivera des Açores demain

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et apportera un week end ensoleillé

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Sortez les barbecues

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Pourquoi on se rappelle le passé et pas le futur

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Quand on demande à maman elle dit Cesse de demander pourquoi

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C'est compliqué

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Monsieur

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Tout va bien je suis journaliste

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L'hôpital interdit les interviews J'ai juste quelques questions

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J'ai une amie infirmière ici Elle m'a fait entrer

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Quelle heure est il

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Ich weiß nicht was ich Ihnen erzählen soll

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Ich bin Mr Nobody

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Ein Mann der nicht existiert

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Erinnern Sie sich an die Welt vor der Fastunsterblickeit

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Was Telomerisierung

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Unendliche Zellerneuerung

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Wie war das als die Menschen noch gestorben sind

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Die Autos verdreckten die Umwelt

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Wir rauchten Zigaretten wir aßen Fleisch

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Wir taten das was verboten ist in diesem Drecksloch es war großartig

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Die meiste Zeit

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passierte nichts

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Wie in französischen Filmen

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Und sexuell

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Bevor der Sex obsolet war

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lacht

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Wir vögelten

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Alle vögelten Andauernd

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Wir verliebten uns

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Wir waren verliebt

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Мне нечего вам сказать

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Я господин Никто

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Человек которого нет

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Вы помните каким был мир до Почти Бессмертия

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До чего До теломеризации

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Вечного обновления клеток

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Как это было когда человек был смертен

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Были машины которые отравляли воздух

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Мы курили сигареты

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Ели мясо

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Делали все чего нельзя делать в этом гадюшнике и были рады

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Большую часть времени ничего не происходило

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Как во французском фильме

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А в плане секса

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До того как секс устарел

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Мы трахались

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Все постоянно трахались

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Мы влюблялись

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Влюблялись

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Aun funciona

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No tengo nada que decirle a Ud

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Soy el Sr Nadie

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un hombre que no existió

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Recuerda como era el mundo antes de cruzar la inmortalidad

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Qué Lo que pasó

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Cómo era cuando los humanos eran mortales

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Había autos y contaminación

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Fumábamos cigarros comíamos comida

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Hicimos todo lo que podíamos en este maravilloso mundo

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La mayoría de las veces nada pasaba

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Como una película francesa

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Y sexualmente antes que el sexo fuera obsoleto

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Todo el mundo siempre estaba tirando

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Nos enamorábamos

Available in 6 languages

Duration

75 seconds

Views

744

Timestamp in Movie

00:19:57

Uploaded

Feb 19, 2026

Genres

drama, fantasy, romance

Production

Pan-Européenne,Integral Films,Lago Film,Christal Films,France 2 Cinéma,France 3 Cinéma,Toto & Co Films

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Movie Summary

A boy stands on a station platform as a train is about to leave. Should he go with his mother or stay with his father? Infinite possibilities arise from this decision. As long as he doesn't choose, anything is possible.

Actors

Young Journalist