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Mr. Roosevelt

If you could have anything,any career, any dream

If you could have anything,
any career, any dream

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If you could have anything, any career, any dream...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:18
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Beachside Films,Sleepy Sheep,Revelator Productions

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After a loved one falls ill, 25 year old struggling comedian Emily Martin returns to her college town of Austin, Texas and must come to terms with her past while staying with her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
What would it really be? Honestly, just ask yourself that. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
What would it really be? Honestly, just ask yourself that.
I saw the prescription drugs in the cabinet in the bathroom. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:07
I saw the prescription drugs in the cabinet in the bathroom.
She has you drugged up so you'll just do whatever she says - Mr. Roosevelt 00:07
She has you drugged up so you'll just do whatever she s...
I'm so fucking sad for you right now. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
I'm so fucking sad for you right now.
I'm struggling out there. I'm a miserable person. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
I'm struggling out there. I'm a miserable person.
You want to see the bullets too? - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
You want to see the bullets too?
Save a piece of cat cake for me. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
Save a piece of cat cake for me.
While we all mourn the loss of a member of our community, - Mr. Roosevelt 00:11
While we all mourn the loss of a member of our community,
- To Mr. Roosevelt. - To Mr. Roosevelt. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
- To Mr. Roosevelt. - To Mr. Roosevelt.
And thank you to Melanie for making this beautiful pie. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
And thank you to Melanie for making this beautiful pie.
I just found the picture on Facebook, - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
I just found the picture on Facebook,
In the picture and the cake, it's so beautiful. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
In the picture and the cake, it's so beautiful.
One, two, three... Say Mr. Roosevelt. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
One, two, three... Say Mr. Roosevelt.
I want to propose a toast, to all of you who came today. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
I want to propose a toast, to all of you who came today.
It's been tough the past few days for me and Eric, - Mr. Roosevelt 00:08
It's been tough the past few days for me and Eric,
If it wasn't for her, I would never have gotten to know him. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
If it wasn't for her, I would never have gotten to know...
"If it wasn't for her, - Mr. Roosevelt 00:07
"If it wasn't for her,
So you can take pictures - Mr. Roosevelt 00:10
So you can take pictures
I know why you're acting out, and it's okay. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
I know why you're acting out, and it's okay.
You seem to know everything else, - Mr. Roosevelt 00:08
You seem to know everything else,