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Mr. Roosevelt

Why didn't that happen? Because you left. No

Why didn't that happen? Because you left. No

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Why didn't that happen?
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Because you left.
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No...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:32
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Beachside Films,Sleepy Sheep,Revelator Productions

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Movie Summary

After a loved one falls ill, 25 year old struggling comedian Emily Martin returns to her college town of Austin, Texas and must come to terms with her past while staying with her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
How's real estate-ing going? - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
How's real estate-ing going?
It's good, I'm taking courses and - Mr. Roosevelt 00:07
It's good, I'm taking courses and
Sean, I literally was just talking about Emily, my college roommate. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
Sean, I literally was just talking about Emily, my college r...
She did that spaghetti bath video I was telling you about. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
She did that spaghetti bath video I was telling you about.
Hey, Sean and I are going to this house party up the street. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
Hey, Sean and I are going to this house party up the street.
You guys should come. There's gonna be beers and fun. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
You guys should come. There's gonna be beers and fun.
Yeah, you know, I was just like, "Fuck guys." - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
Yeah, you know, I was just like, "Fuck guys."
Well, one New Year's Eve, - Mr. Roosevelt 00:07
Well, one New Year's Eve,
It's a HEB, but it's like HEB. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
It's a HEB, but it's like HEB.
Who wants to see a really funny video - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
Who wants to see a really funny video
More sauce! More sauce! More sauce! - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
More sauce! More sauce! More sauce!
You always act like nothing's wrong. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:52
You always act like nothing's wrong.
She sweeps into your life and thinks she knows what's best for you, - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
She sweeps into your life and thinks she knows what's b...
And you're willing to give that all up for some girl? - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
And you're willing to give that all up for some girl?
And just leave everything and struggle and be alone. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
And just leave everything and struggle and be alone.
Sometimes you have to give up things you care about - Mr. Roosevelt 00:07
Sometimes you have to give up things you care about
If you could have anything, any career, any dream... - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
If you could have anything, any career, any dream...
What would it really be? Honestly, just ask yourself that. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
What would it really be? Honestly, just ask yourself that.
I saw the prescription drugs in the cabinet in the bathroom. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:07
I saw the prescription drugs in the cabinet in the bathroom.
She has you drugged up so you'll just do whatever she says - Mr. Roosevelt 00:07
She has you drugged up so you'll just do whatever she s...