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Mr. Roosevelt

Why not keep your stuff here, I'd be happy to hold it for you

Why not keep your stuff here, I'd be happy to hold it for you

Full Transcript

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Why not keep your stuff here,
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I'd be happy to hold it for you.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:51
Uploaded
Oct 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Beachside Films,Sleepy Sheep,Revelator Productions

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Movie Summary

After a loved one falls ill, 25 year old struggling comedian Emily Martin returns to her college town of Austin, Texas and must come to terms with her past while staying with her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Well, Emily Martin, - Mr. Roosevelt 00:07
Well, Emily Martin,
It's so nice to be back in the Greenbelt, it feels like - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
It's so nice to be back in the Greenbelt, it feels like
Seriously, all the tech douches coming in, buying property, - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
Seriously, all the tech douches coming in, buying property,
Guys, man. Take it easy, her cat just died. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
Guys, man. Take it easy, her cat just died.
Let me know when your boobs are safely quarantined. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
Let me know when your boobs are safely quarantined.
They must be pretty hyped, - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
They must be pretty hyped,
With a guy you'd use another word like "eccentric," - Mr. Roosevelt 00:08
With a guy you'd use another word like "eccentric,...
Like "her delightful whimsy could never make a cogentargument," - Mr. Roosevelt 00:07
Like "her delightful whimsy could never make a cogentar...
Well you're not quirky - Mr. Roosevelt 00:10
Well you're not quirky
They said it would take a few days to cremate him, - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
They said it would take a few days to cremate him,
Emily, let's be real. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
Emily, let's be real.
Listen, I have all the assets, I can just upload the cuts to Dropbox. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
Listen, I have all the assets, I can just upload the cuts to...
Let's face it, Emily. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
Let's face it, Emily.
Okay, if this is about the auditions, I can stop going for a few weeks. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
Okay, if this is about the auditions, I can stop going for a...
Come on, Emily. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
Come on, Emily.
Fuck Pharmtech! - Mr. Roosevelt 00:06
Fuck Pharmtech!
This message is for Emily Martin. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:10
This message is for Emily Martin.
She bought a different urn. It should be on the invoice. - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
She bought a different urn. It should be on the invoice.
And later today they said they tried calling you but - Mr. Roosevelt 00:08
And later today they said they tried calling you but
Celeste and I thought it might be nice - Mr. Roosevelt 00:05
Celeste and I thought it might be nice