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"Mr Woodcock" quotes

Mr Woodcock poster
Taken aback by his mother's wedding announcement, a young man returns home in an effort to stop her from marrying his old high school gym teacher, a man who made middle school hell for generations of students.

Director: Craig Gillespie
Writer: Michael Carnes, Josh Gilbert
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance, sport
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 41/100
ImdbRating: 5.2
BoxOffice: $25,799,486
Released: 14 Sep 2007
Awards: N/A

22 video clips

John FarleyJasper WoodcockNeddermanPizza WaiterBeverly Farley
Look I don't care if your granny's on fire - Mr Woodcock 00:10 Look I don't care if your granny's on fire Excuse me Hi Could I get a real bottle please - Mr Woodcock 00:10 Excuse me Hi Could I get a real bottle please I don't do sorry What - Mr Woodcock 00:08 I don't do sorry What Wait you have a father - Mr Woodcock 00:08 Wait you have a father You're going down Woodcock - Mr Woodcock 00:11 You're going down Woodcock There you go sir Here we go - Mr Woodcock 00:05 There you go sir Here we go Nice work Farley - Mr Woodcock 00:09 Nice work Farley What's next the Hitler calzone - Mr Woodcock 00:07 What's next the Hitler calzone When S s s s s s s set of ten - Mr Woodcock 00:09 When S s s s s s s set of ten When you make a blame sandwich - Mr Woodcock 00:07 When you make a blame sandwich Woodcock's porking your mom - Mr Woodcock 00:05 Woodcock's porking your mom Rhetorical question Beverly - Mr Woodcock 00:05 Rhetorical question Beverly I'm known for my meat - Mr Woodcock 00:19 I'm known for my meat It's too late - Mr Woodcock 01:06 It's too late He's cheating on my mom Johnny sit down right now - Mr Woodcock 00:09 He's cheating on my mom Johnny sit down right now Wow Jasper grills the best beef in Nebraska - Mr Woodcock 00:13 Wow Jasper grills the best beef in Nebraska Are you guys out of your minds - Mr Woodcock 00:18 Are you guys out of your minds Oh my God what happened - Mr Woodcock 00:31 Oh my God what happened God can you imagine my family with Woodcock in it - Mr Woodcock 00:14 God can you imagine my family with Woodcock in it Set of ten Farley - Mr Woodcock 00:10 Set of ten Farley Thanks a lot Uh - Mr Woodcock 00:05 Thanks a lot Uh Set of ten - Mr Woodcock 00:05 Set of ten

Cast

Jasper Woodcock - Billy Bob Thornton
John Farley - Seann William Scott
Beverly Farley - Susan Sarandon
Maggie - Amy Poehler
Tracy - Melissa Sagemiller
All Cast