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Mr. Woodcock:
It's too late. She's made her mind up, Farley. John Farley:
What? My mom's the best thing that's ever happened to you. Mr. Woodcock:
One day you'll date girls and you'll understand. Once a woman makes her mind up... there's no changing it. John Farley:
Oh, I get it. You're scared. Your last marriage fell apart because she was cheating on you. Again, and again, and again. Mr. Woodcock:
The woman's a deviant, Farley. Who cares? John Farley:
So you're scared of getting hurt again? Mr. Woodcock:
Hey, spare me the self-help crap, OK? You're not a guru. You're a spoiled little kid who can't seem to let go of his momma's right tit. John Farley:
Oh, yeah? Well, you're just a pussy with a whistle! Mr. Woodcock:
Really? You cocky little shit. Do you actually think you're tougher than me? John Farley:
Ooh. Any time, any place. Mr. Woodcock:
Get the rentals, Farley
It's too late. She's made her mind up, Farley. John Farley:
What? My mom's the best thing that's ever happened to you. Mr. Woodcock:
One day you'll date girls and you'll understand. Once a woman makes her mind up... there's no changing it. John Farley:
Oh, I get it. You're scared. Your last marriage fell apart because she was cheating on you. Again, and again, and again. Mr. Woodcock:
The woman's a deviant, Farley. Who cares? John Farley:
So you're scared of getting hurt again? Mr. Woodcock:
Hey, spare me the self-help crap, OK? You're not a guru. You're a spoiled little kid who can't seem to let go of his momma's right tit. John Farley:
Oh, yeah? Well, you're just a pussy with a whistle! Mr. Woodcock:
Really? You cocky little shit. Do you actually think you're tougher than me? John Farley:
Ooh. Any time, any place. Mr. Woodcock:
Get the rentals, Farley
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It's too late
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She's made her mind up Farley
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What My mom's the best thing that's ever happened to you
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One day you'll date girls and you'll understand
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Once a woman makes her mind up
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there's no changing it
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Oh I get it You're scared
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Your last marriage fell apart because she was cheating on you
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Again and again and again
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The woman's a deviant Farley Who cares
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So you're scared of getting hurt again
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Hey spare me the self help crap OK
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You're not a guru You're a spoiled little kid
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who can't seem to let go of his momma's right tit
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Oh yeah
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Well you're just a pussy with a whistle
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Really
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You cocky little shit
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Do you actually think you're tougher than me
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Oh Any time any place
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Get the rentals Farley
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Movie Summary
Taken aback by his mother's wedding announcement, a young man returns home in an effort to stop her from marrying his old high school gym teacher, a man who made middle school hell for generations of students.
Actors
John Farley
Jasper Woodcock
