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Beverly Farley:
[seeing her son pushing Woodcock down the parade route in a gurney]
My God, what happened? Jasper, why are you on that gurney? Mr. Woodcock:
I don't know, honey, but I'm here to say that... [pauses] Mr. Woodcock:
... I'm basically sorry. Beverly Farley:
[unimpressed]
"Basically sorry"? John Farley:
Mom, for an emotional cripple like Woodcock, that's a huge step. Listen, I'm the one who should be apologizing, OK? This is all my fault. Just give him another shot, because my lungs are about to explode! Mr. Woodcock:
Please, honey?
[seeing her son pushing Woodcock down the parade route in a gurney]
My God, what happened? Jasper, why are you on that gurney? Mr. Woodcock:
I don't know, honey, but I'm here to say that... [pauses] Mr. Woodcock:
... I'm basically sorry. Beverly Farley:
[unimpressed]
"Basically sorry"? John Farley:
Mom, for an emotional cripple like Woodcock, that's a huge step. Listen, I'm the one who should be apologizing, OK? This is all my fault. Just give him another shot, because my lungs are about to explode! Mr. Woodcock:
Please, honey?
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Oh my God what happened
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Jasper why are you on that gurney
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I don't know honey but I'm here to say that
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I'm basically sorry
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Basically sorry
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Mom for an emotional cripple like Woodcock
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that's a huge step
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Listen I'm the one who should be apologizing OK
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This is all my fault
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Just give it another shot
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'Cause my lungs are about to explode
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Please honey
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Movie Summary
Taken aback by his mother's wedding announcement, a young man returns home in an effort to stop her from marrying his old high school gym teacher, a man who made middle school hell for generations of students.

