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"Mrs Doubtfire" quotes

Mrs Doubtfire poster
After a bitter divorce, an actor disguises himself as a female housekeeper to spend time with his children held in custody by his former wife.

Director: Chris Columbus
Writer: Anne Fine, Randi Mayem Singer, Leslie Dixon
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 53/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $219,195,243
Released: 24 Nov 1993
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 11 wins & 10 nominations total

92 video clips

Miranda HillardMrs. SellnerDaniel HillardStuBus DriverFrankJackCopRonMaitre D'JudgeLydia HillardChris Hillard
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Dear I don't think it's appropriate to argue with your mother in front of a stranger - Mrs Doubtfire 00:35 Dear I don't think it's appropriate to argue with... Isn't he fabulous Kind of dear - Mrs Doubtfire 00:36 Isn't he fabulous Kind of dear I'm placing an ad for a housekeeper - Mrs Doubtfire 00:36 I'm placing an ad for a housekeeper It's right in here What a lovely home you have - Mrs Doubtfire 00:36 It's right in here What a lovely home you have You can't put words in Pudgie's mouth if his mouth isn't moving - Mrs Doubtfire 00:35 You can't put words in Pudgie's mouth if his mouth... Daddy's a toad - Mrs Doubtfire 00:27 Daddy's a toad All right everyone It's time to expand your minds - Mrs Doubtfire 00:31 All right everyone It's time to expand your minds And if they don't - Mrs Doubtfire 00:31 And if they don't You mean you got fired No I quit For reasons of conscience - Mrs Doubtfire 00:18 You mean you got fired No I quit For reasons of conscience Welcome to Euphegenia's house - Mrs Doubtfire 00:24 Welcome to Euphegenia's house Stuart thank you I - Mrs Doubtfire 00:36 Stuart thank you I Excuse me Miranda can I speak to you for a minute - Mrs Doubtfire 00:36 Excuse me Miranda can I speak to you for a minute What happened - Mrs Doubtfire 00:17 What happened What do you mean you do voices - Mrs Doubtfire 01:08 What do you mean you do voices Did you ever wish that you could freeze frame a single moment in your day - Mrs Doubtfire 00:10 Did you ever wish that you could freeze frame a single... Hide the weasel Park the porpoise - Mrs Doubtfire 00:37 Hide the weasel Park the porpoise What about their real father What can I say The guy's a loser I'll see ya - Mrs Doubtfire 00:28 What about their real father What can I say The guy's a... Carpe dentum seize the teeth - Mrs Doubtfire 00:05 Carpe dentum seize the teeth Back off asshole - Mrs Doubtfire 00:07 Back off asshole Look at this My first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes - Mrs Doubtfire 00:07 Look at this My first day as a woman and I'm getting... All right everyone Calm down Freeze Or you're gonna get it - Mrs Doubtfire 00:16 All right everyone Calm down Freeze Or you're gonna get... We're his goddamn kids too - Mrs Doubtfire 00:18 We're his goddamn kids too We're in the middle of Charlotte's Web Who's gonna finish it - Mrs Doubtfire 00:24 We're in the middle of Charlotte's Web Who's... I like that Mediterranean look in women - Mrs Doubtfire 00:21 I like that Mediterranean look in women There should be a disclaimer Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show - Mrs Doubtfire 00:17 There should be a disclaimer Do not operate heavy machinery... Oh films Will I be introducing these movies on air - Mrs Doubtfire 00:34 Oh films Will I be introducing these movies on air I am job - Mrs Doubtfire 00:11 I am job Daniel hi Could you make me a woman - Mrs Doubtfire 00:12 Daniel hi Could you make me a woman Go dear I'll be fine Your day's on me Mrs Doubtfire - Mrs Doubtfire 00:09 Go dear I'll be fine Your day's on me Mrs... Hello Are you calling in response to the ad - Mrs Doubtfire 00:21 Hello Are you calling in response to the ad Who did this Uncle Frank and Aunt Jack - Mrs Doubtfire 00:25 Who did this Uncle Frank and Aunt Jack Enough already It's a man How would you know - Mrs Doubtfire 00:12 Enough already It's a man How would you know I hope you don't mind me being a tad rude but - Mrs Doubtfire 00:29 I hope you don't mind me being a tad rude but I admire that honesty Nattie That's a noble quality Never lose that - Mrs Doubtfire 00:10 I admire that honesty Nattie That's a noble quality... Are you aware it's illegal to possess barnyard animals in a residential area - Mrs Doubtfire 00:09 Are you aware it's illegal to possess barnyard animals... They don't fight all the time and they can become better people - Mrs Doubtfire 00:04 They don't fight all the time and they can become... But Daniel was so wonderfully different And funny He could always make me laugh - Mrs Doubtfire 01:07 But Daniel was so wonderfully different And funny He could... What kind of idiot kept this guy on the air for 25 years - Mrs Doubtfire 00:24 What kind of idiot kept this guy on the air for 25 years Leyla get back in your cell Don't make me get the hose - Mrs Doubtfire 00:07 Leyla get back in your cell Don't make me get the hose Dear can you help me with something I found this outside - Mrs Doubtfire 00:20 Dear can you help me with something I found this outside And here's a monkey bite Oh you wicked wicked monkey - Mrs Doubtfire 00:04 And here's a monkey bite Oh you wicked wicked monkey Oh not at all dear - Mrs Doubtfire 00:11 Oh not at all dear Not a single body that exists in nature Look at that - Mrs Doubtfire 00:07 Not a single body that exists in nature Look at that Well let's take a vacation with the kids as a family Get you away from work - Mrs Doubtfire 00:56 Well let's take a vacation with the kids as a family... Hi boys and girls - Mrs Doubtfire 01:10 Hi boys and girls I always say A flawed husband is better than none at all - Mrs Doubtfire 00:09 I always say A flawed husband is better than none at all It's not working I need to go older - Mrs Doubtfire 00:18 It's not working I need to go older I hope you are using Jungle Red That is the color I love - Mrs Doubtfire 00:27 I hope you are using Jungle Red That is the color I love Had a little accident Be careful this time She's an old woman - Mrs Doubtfire 00:13 Had a little accident Be careful this time She's an old... Take five - Mrs Doubtfire 00:08 Take five As I hold this cold meat I'm reminded of Winston God rest his soul - Mrs Doubtfire 00:07 As I hold this cold meat I'm reminded of Winston God... People change Ron - Mrs Doubtfire 00:29 People change Ron You too Yes - Mrs Doubtfire 00:28 You too Yes It's right in here What a lovely home you have - Mrs Doubtfire 00:07 It's right in here What a lovely home you have Mrs Doubtfire What - Mrs Doubtfire 00:14 Mrs Doubtfire What I got the stretch outside Does your girlfriend have a girlfriend - Mrs Doubtfire 00:05 I got the stretch outside Does your girlfriend have a... Newspaper Are you taking out one of those personal ads - Mrs Doubtfire 00:09 Newspaper Are you taking out one of those personal ads Thank you Miranda I was going for a refugee motif - Mrs Doubtfire 00:23 Thank you Miranda I was going for a refugee motif This is great Isn't this posh - Mrs Doubtfire 00:09 This is great Isn't this posh Would you like to join us Oh I thought I saw Clint Eastwood - Mrs Doubtfire 00:10 Would you like to join us Oh I thought I saw Clint Eastwood She wants to know if you want to come stay with her - Mrs Doubtfire 00:10 She wants to know if you want to come stay with her Lydia We gotta call the cops - Mrs Doubtfire 00:15 Lydia We gotta call the cops Smoking or nonsmoking Nonsmoking - Mrs Doubtfire 00:08 Smoking or nonsmoking Nonsmoking Between the hours of 3pm and 7pm I'm in charge - Mrs Doubtfire 00:24 Between the hours of 3pm and 7pm I'm in charge Where the hell have you been I ordered you another Scotch - Mrs Doubtfire 00:09 Where the hell have you been I ordered you another Scotch Good How about you Mrs Doubtfire Oh you wicked wicked man - Mrs Doubtfire 00:14 Good How about you Mrs Doubtfire Oh you wicked wicked man No Well It's good to meet you - Mrs Doubtfire 00:10 No Well It's good to meet you May I see the ad - Mrs Doubtfire 00:14 May I see the ad I bring home a cake and gifts You bring the goddamn San Diego Zoo - Mrs Doubtfire 00:07 I bring home a cake and gifts You bring the goddamn San... I don't do laundry I don't do windows I don't do carpets - Mrs Doubtfire 00:18 I don't do laundry I don't do windows I don't... I feel like Gloria Swanson You look like her mother - Mrs Doubtfire 00:10 I feel like Gloria Swanson You look like her mother Mrs Sellner I just got out of the shower - Mrs Doubtfire 00:55 Mrs Sellner I just got out of the shower Can I give you a hand Oh no dear I don't need a hand - Mrs Doubtfire 00:11 Can I give you a hand Oh no dear I don't need a hand It's so sad because marriage can be such a blessing - Mrs Doubtfire 00:08 It's so sad because marriage can be such a blessing Look I just want to apologize for being such a pain today - Mrs Doubtfire 00:50 Look I just want to apologize for being such a pain today Well now that you know you can't tell Mom OK - Mrs Doubtfire 00:14 Well now that you know you can't tell Mom OK I hope you bring cocktail sauce - Mrs Doubtfire 00:11 I hope you bring cocktail sauce This is certainly a rough meeting It's not going very well for me - Mrs Doubtfire 00:05 This is certainly a rough meeting It's not going very... As you can see I can't stay with you dear I'm melting like a snow cone in Phoenix - Mrs Doubtfire 00:09 As you can see I can't stay with you dear I'm... Oh I'm sorry to frighten you dear - Mrs Doubtfire 00:07 Oh I'm sorry to frighten you dear Look Nattie That's called liposuction - Mrs Doubtfire 00:06 Look Nattie That's called liposuction Oh I'm sorry to frighten you dear I must look like a yeti in this get up - Mrs Doubtfire 00:05 Oh I'm sorry to frighten you dear I must look like a... Norman Bates - Mrs Doubtfire 00:05 Norman Bates Are you wearing ladies' perfume - Mrs Doubtfire 00:47 Are you wearing ladies' perfume Ja my name is llsa Himmelman I want to know how many children do you have - Mrs Doubtfire 00:14 Ja my name is llsa Himmelman I want to know how many... A big knock at the door - Mrs Doubtfire 00:12 A big knock at the door What are you saying Daniel the kids need you - Mrs Doubtfire 00:16 What are you saying Daniel the kids need you Hot jambalaya - Mrs Doubtfire 00:04 Hot jambalaya Congratulations No - Mrs Doubtfire 00:04 Congratulations No
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Cast

Daniel Hillard - Robin Williams
Miranda Hillard - Sally Field
Stu - Pierce Brosnan
Frank - Harvey Fierstein
Gloria - Polly Holliday
All Cast