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The day's on me Mrs DoubtfireAnything you need just put it on my tab okay Thank you dearTouch me again I'll drown you you bastard
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Mrs Doubtfire

Touch me again, and I'll drown you

Stu:
Your day's on me, Mrs Doubtfire. Anything you need, just put on my tab, okay?Mrs. Doubtfire:Oh, thank you, dear.Mrs. Doubtfire:Touch me again, and I'll drown you

Full Transcript

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The day's on me Mrs Doubtfire
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Anything you need just put it on my tab okay Thank you dear
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Touch me again I'll drown you you bastard
Available in 20 languages
Duration
10 seconds
Views
967
Timestamp in Movie
01:19:14
Uploaded
Feb 20, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
20th Century Fox,Blue Wolf Productions

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Movie Summary

After a bitter divorce, an actor disguises himself as a female housekeeper to spend time with his children held in custody by his former wife.

Actors

Pierce Brosnan
Stu
Pierce Brosnan
- Yes! - Yeah! - Okay, Natalie! - Mrs Doubtfire 00:10
- Yes! - Yeah! - Okay, Natalie!
Is everything all right, ma'am? - Mrs Doubtfire 00:15
Is everything all right, ma'am?
- It's on me. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:06
- It's on me.
Four iced teas, Todd. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:07
Four iced teas, Todd.
People change Ron I'm pushing 40I don't want to spend the rest of my life by myselfShe's got an awful lot of baggage though Three kidsThree terrific kids and I'm crazy about them especially that little NatalieLook at her She's a sweetie pieGod knows they - Mrs Doubtfire 00:29
People change Ron I'm pushing 40I don't want to...
Oh, sir. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:14
Oh, sir.
Oh. Good waste of juice. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:08
Oh. Good waste of juice.
Hi boys and girlsToday we'll be talking about dinosaursIt's a dinosaurus lineAnd please welcome the kingIt's a dinner show Hey hey where you fromThank you I'm gonna make you lunch Thank you very muchThank you All rightLadies and gentlemenput your claws - Mrs Doubtfire 01:10
Hi boys and girlsToday we'll be talking about...
It's a dinner show. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:51
It's a dinner show.
Very impressive, Mr. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:33
Very impressive, Mr.
Take five. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:06
Take five.
Well, we've just had our first home-cooked meal. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:35
Well, we've just had our first home-cooked meal.
- Thank you for knocking. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:59
- Thank you for knocking.
We're all doing so greatWhew Sounds like an amazing womanToo good to be true She is - Mrs Doubtfire 00:10
We're all doing so greatWhew Sounds like an amazing...
Come along, Nattie dear. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:21
Come along, Nattie dear.
- Good evening, Mr. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:58
- Good evening, Mr.
Yes sir Smoking or nonsmokingNonsmoking Smoking - Mrs Doubtfire 00:08
Yes sir Smoking or nonsmokingNonsmoking Smoking
Oh, he's pissed alreadyMrs. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:45
Oh, he's pissed alreadyMrs.
Ooh I thought I saw Clint EastwoodThat would make my dayHe is such a stud muffin - Mrs Doubtfire 00:09
Ooh I thought I saw Clint EastwoodThat would make my dayHe...
Hello. Bridges restaurant. May I help you? Yes. My name is Daniel Hillard. I believe Mr. Lundy is ex - Mrs Doubtfire 00:16
Hello. Bridges restaurant. May I help you? Yes. My name is...