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I hope you bring cocktail sauceShe's got the crabs dear and I don't mean Dungeness
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Mrs Doubtfire

I hope you bring cocktail sauce. She's got the crabs, dear, and I don't mean Dungeness

Mrs. Doubtfire:I hope you bring cocktail sauce. She's got the crabs, dear, and I don't mean Dungeness

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I hope you bring cocktail sauce
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She's got the crabs dear and I don't mean Dungeness
Available in 20 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
798
Timestamp in Movie
01:34:12
Uploaded
Feb 20, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
20th Century Fox,Blue Wolf Productions

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Movie Summary

After a bitter divorce, an actor disguises himself as a female housekeeper to spend time with his children held in custody by his former wife.

Actors

Pierce Brosnan
Stu
Pierce Brosnan
It's the wine. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:27
It's the wine.
Uh Mrs DoubtfireWhat You're going into the men's roomNo Oh so it isOh I do need new glasses dear Sorry - Mrs Doubtfire 00:14
Uh Mrs DoubtfireWhat You're going into the men's...
- Excuse me. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:11
- Excuse me.
Thank you very much. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:25
Thank you very much.
- May I help you, ma'am? - Mrs Doubtfire 00:40
- May I help you, ma'am?
Oop. Oh, my God. So sorry about that. Just one moment. Carpe dentum. - Seize the teeth. - Let me ass - Mrs Doubtfire 00:49
Oop. Oh, my God. So sorry about that. Just one moment. Carpe...
Carpe dentum seize the teeth - Mrs Doubtfire 00:05
Carpe dentum seize the teeth
Ooh, I didn't know there was someone else in here. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:06
Ooh, I didn't know there was someone else in here.
Oh, damn it! - Mrs Doubtfire 00:10
Oh, damn it!
I heard the food's really good in France. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:06
I heard the food's really good in France.
Mmm Where the hell have you beenI took the liberty of ordering you another scotch - Mrs Doubtfire 00:08
Mmm Where the hell have you beenI took the liberty of...
DanielHmm Are you wearing ladies perfumeYes I amAre you wearing lipstickYeahWhyRubbed off From whomGirl I used to date She's a waitressWaitress Here Oh yeahOn the way to the bathroomCouldn't keep her hands off meYou dogYou old scalawag - Mrs Doubtfire 00:47
DanielHmm Are you wearing ladies perfumeYes I amAre you...
Does your girlfriend have a girlfriend Hey it's the '90s - Mrs Doubtfire 00:05
Does your girlfriend have a girlfriend Hey it's the...
- Hey, Dan. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:17
- Hey, Dan.
Thirty-nine! - Mrs Doubtfire 00:08
Thirty-nine!
Hot jambalaya - Mrs Doubtfire 00:03
Hot jambalaya
- Can I help you, ma'am? - Mrs Doubtfire 00:18
- Can I help you, ma'am?
But after all those scotches I had to piss like a racehorseMmmDaniel YeahWhy in God's name are you dressed like a womanOh damn IWellI'd like you to meet the host of your new showHostEuphegenia Doubtfire dearI specialize in the education and entertainment - Mrs Doubtfire 01:18
But after all those scotches I had to piss like a...
Oh, damn. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:06
Oh, damn.
I'd like you to meet the host of your new show. - Mrs Doubtfire 00:14
I'd like you to meet the host of your new show.