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Kids say the darnedest things. Thank you. Any other choice phrases you'd like to teachour five-year-old, Daniel? Oh! Come on.Everybody get their coats. - Come on.- Okay. Put them on,and let's get out of here. Okay, Mom.- I would say go to the bathroom before we go, but I don't thinkthat's a good idea. All right. I hope you didn'teat much of that. - Come on, don't forget anything. I don't want to come back.- All right. Come on. Let's go. - See you Saturday.- Say good-bye to your father. - Bye, Daddy.- See ya later. Bye, Dad. - There's your ad.- Have to get my purse. Yeah, get it
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Kids say the darnedest things
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Thank you
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Any other choice phrases
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you'd like to teach our five year old Daniel
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Oh Come on Everybody get their coats
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Come on Okay
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Put them on and let's get out of here
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Okay Mom I would say go to the bathroom before we go
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but I don't think that's a good idea
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All right
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I hope you didn't eat much of that
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Come on don't forget anything I don't want to come back All right
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Come on Let's go
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See you Saturday Say good bye to your father
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Bye Daddy See ya later
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Bye Dad
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There's your ad Have to get my purse
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Yeah get it
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الأولاد ينطقون بألطف الأقوال
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شكرا لك هل عندك جمل مختارة أخرى لتعلمها لابنتنا ذات الخامسة يا دانييل
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هيا ليحضر كل منكم معطفه
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قوموا بارتدائها ولنذهب من هنا حسنا يا أمى
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خطر لى أن أجعلكم تدخلون الحمام قبل إنطلاقنا لكنى لا أظنها فكرة جيدة
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لا تنسوا شيئا لا أريد العودة
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هيا بنا لنذهب
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سأراكم يوم السبت قولى وداعا لأبيك
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وداعا يا أبى
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هاك إعلانك سأحضر حقيبتى
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أجل تفضلى
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孩子們的話最直率
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你還有什麼要教五歲小孩說的
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大家拿外衣 去
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穿上外套走
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我想我還是不要用你的廁所 但願你們沒吃太多
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別遺下什麼 我不想再回來
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走吧
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星期六見 跟你爸道別
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玩得開心點
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你的廣告 別忘了銀包
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對 最好
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Børn siger de pokkerste ting
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Tak Andre valgfraser du gerne vil lære vores femårige Daniel
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Kom nu hent jeres jakker
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Tag dem på og lad os komme af sted OK mor
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Jeg ville sige gå på badeværelset men jeg tror ikke at det er en god idé
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PÅLIDELIG IKKE RYGENDE HUSBESTYRERINDE ØNSKES
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Glem ikke noget Jeg vil ikke tage tilbage
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Kom nu lad os gå
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Vi ses på Lørdag Sig farvel til jeres far
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Farvel far
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Her er din annonce Jeg henter min pung
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Ja det må du hellere
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Kinderen
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Leuk Heb je nog meer fraaie woorden die je onze dochter van vijf wilt leren
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Kom pak je jas
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Trek 'm aan we gaan Goed mam
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Eerst nog naar de wc gaan is geen goed idee
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BETROUWBARE WERKSTER
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Niks vergeten Ik ga niet terug
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Kom we gaan
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Tot zaterdag Zeg papa gedag
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Dag pap
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Hier M'n tasje
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Natuurlijk
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Lasten suusta kuulee totuuden
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Kiitos Mitä muita iskulauseita haluaisit opettaa kuopuksellemme Daniel
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No niin ottakaa takkinne
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Pukekaa päälle niin päästään ulos OK äiti
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Sanoisin että käykää vessassa ensin mutta ehkä on parempi jättää se väliin
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ETSITÄÄN LUOTETTAVAA TUPAKOIMATONTA APULAISTA
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Älkää unohtako mitään En halua tulla takaisin
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No niin lähdetään
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Nähdään lauantaina Hyvästelkää isänne
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Heihei iskä
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Tässä ilmoituksesi Saanko laukkuni
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Joo ilman muuta
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Ils apprennent de ces choses
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Merci D'autres phrases que tu aimerais apprendre à notre fille de 5 ans Daniel
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Allez mettez vos manteaux
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Enfilez les et allons y D'accord maman
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Je dirais bien allez aux toilettes avant de partir mais je ne préfère pas
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CHERCHE GOUVERNANTE FIABLE NON FUMEUSE
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N'oubliez rien Je ne veux pas revenir
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Allez on y va
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À samedi Dites au revoir à votre père
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Au revoir papa
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Tiens ton annonce Je prends mon sac
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Oui prends le
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Kinder sagen verrückte Sachen
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Danke Noch andere Ausdrücke
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die unsere Fünfjährige lernen soll Daniel
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Los holt eure Jacken Los geht's
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Zieht sie an und dann raus mit euch OK Mama
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Eigentlich solltet ihr zur Toilette bevor wir fahren
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aber es wäre keine gute Idee
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SUCHE ZUVERLÄSSIGE PUTZFRAU NICHTRAUCHERIN
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Vergesst nichts Ich will nicht zurückkommen müssen
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Na gut Kommt gehen wir
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Bis Samstag Verabschiedet euch von eurem Vater
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Tschüss Auf Wiedersehen Papa
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Deine Anzeige Ich nehme meine Tasche
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Ja ja
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Börn segja svo margt
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Þakka þér fyrir
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Er eitthvað annað orðbragð sem þú vilt kenna barninu okkar
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Komið nú sækið úlpurnar ykkar
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Klæðið ykkur og komum okkur héðan Allt í lagi mamma
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Ég myndi biðja ykkur að fara á klóið fyrst en það er kannski óráðlegt
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TRAUST REYKLAUS RÁÐSKONA ELDAMENNSKA OG BARNAUMÖNNUN
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SÍMI 555 4134 V 555 9648 H
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Ekki gleyma neinu Ég vil ekki koma aftur
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Komið við skulum fara
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Sjáumst á sunnudaginn Kveðjið föður ykkar
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Bless pabbi
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Hér er auglýsingin þín Ég sæki veskið mitt
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Já það er best
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I bambini dicono di quelle cose
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Grazie
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Hai qualche altra fine espressione da insegnare alla bambina Daniel
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Su mettetevi il cappotto
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Vestitevi e andiamo Sì mamma
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Vi direi di andare in bagno ma forse non è una buona idea
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CERCASI GOVERNANTE SERIA AFFIDABILE NON FUMATRICE
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Non dimenticate niente Non voglio tornare qui
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Forza andiamo
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Ci vediamo sabato Salutate papà
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Ciao papà
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Il tuo annuncio Prendo la borsa
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Certo
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どこで そんな事を
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ありがと
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ほかに どんなせ り ふ を 吹き込んだの
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さあ コートを着て
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コートを着て早く帰るのよ
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トイレなら 家に帰るまで我慢して
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忘れ物しないで 戻らないわよ
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バッグを
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그새 배웠네
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또 가르칠 말 없어요
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모두 옷 입어 가자
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당장 여기서 나가자 네 엄마
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화장실 들르라는 말을 하고 싶지만 안 되겠구나
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소지품 잘 챙기거라 다시 오고 싶지 않으니까
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가자
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토요일날 보자 아빠에게 인사해
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안녕
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잘 지내
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지갑 줘요 여기
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Unger sier de utroligste ting
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Takk Noen flere velvalgte uttrykk du vil lære femåringen vår Daniel
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Kom igjen alle tar på jakkene sine
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Ta dem på og la oss komme oss av gårde
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OK mamma
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Jeg ville sagt gå på do før vi drar men jeg tror ikke det er en god idé
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PÅLITELIG IKKE RØYKENDE RENGJØRINGSKVINNE SØKES
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Ikke glem noe Jeg vil ikke måtte komme tilbake
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Kom igjen la oss dra
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Ser deg lørdag Si ha det til faren deres
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Ha det bra pappa
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Her er annonsen din Jeg skal hente vesken min
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Ja det er best
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Dzieci mówią niebywałe rzeczy
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Dziękuję
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Chcesz jeszcze czegoś nauczyć pięciolatkę
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Zakładajcie kurtki
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Dalej
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Zakładajcie i wychodzimy Dobrze mamo
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Powiedziałabym żebyście poszli do łazienki
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ale to chyba zły pomysł
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SZUKAM GOSPOSI ZDROWA KUCHNIA
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TELEFON 555 4134
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Niczego nie zapomnijcie bo nie chcę tu wracać
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Dobrze W porządku
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Chodźmy
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Do soboty Pożegnajcie się
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Pa tato
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Twoje ogłoszenie Wezmę torebkę
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Pewnie
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Criança diz cada coisa
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Obrigada Alguma outra frase que gostaria de ensinar à nossa garotinha Daniel
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Vamos peguem seus casacos
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Vistam e vamos embora daqui Certo mãe
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Eu diria para irem ao banheiro antes mas não acho que seja boa ideia
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PRECISA SE DE PESSOA DE CONFIANÇA
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Não esqueçam nada Não quero ter de voltar
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Está bem Vamos vamos indo
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Até sábado Diga adeus ao teu pai
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Adeus papai
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Seu anúncio Vou pegar minha carteira
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É é melhor
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Copiii spun trăsnăi cât ei de mari
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Mulţumesc
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Mai ai şi alte vorbe înţelepte pentru fetiţa noastră de cinci ani Daniel
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Haideţi luaţi vă hainele
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Îmbrăcaţi vă şi haideţi să plecăm Bine mamă
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V aş spune să mergeţi la toaletă înainte să plecăm
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dar nu cred că e o idee bună
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FEMEIE DE ÎNCREDERE NEFUMĂTOARE CURĂŢENIE
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Să nu uitaţi ceva Nu vreau să mă întorc
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Să mergem
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Ne vedem sâmbătă Luaţi vă rămas bun de la tatăl vostru
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La revedere tată
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Uite anunţul Să mi iau poşeta
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Da neapărat
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Вoт как нынче дети выpажаются Спасибo
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Каким ещё выpажениям ты хочешь научить нашу дoчь
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Идёмте беpите пальтo Впеpёд Одевайтесь и идём oтсюда
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Я хотела oтпpавить вас в туалет пеpед oтъездoм нo пеpедумала
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Тpебуется женщина для убopки и пpисмoтpа за детьми
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Пopядoк Надеюсь вы не oбъелись этим Идёмте ничегo не забудьте
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Я не хочу вoзвpащаться сюда
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Дo встpечи в суббoту
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Пoпpoщайтесь с oтцoм Пoка не скучайте Пoка
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Деpжи свoё oбъявление И кoшелёк
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Qué cosas dicen los niños
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Gracias Quieres enseñarle alguna otra frase Daniel
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Vamos busquen los abrigos
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Se los ponen y nos vamos Bien Mamá
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No vayan al baño antes de irnos pues no es buena idea
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BUSCO MUJER DE LIMPIEZA CONFIABLE NO FUMADORA
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No olviden nada No quiero volver
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Vamos
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Nos vemos el sábado Despídanse de su padre
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Adiós Papá
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Tu aviso Mi bolso
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Sí
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Ungar säger det mest underliga
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Tack Några andra uttryck som du vill lära vår femåring Daniel
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Hämta era jackor
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Klä på er så åker vi Okej mamma
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Jag skulle be er gå på toa innan vi åker men det är nog en dålig idé
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PÅLITLIGT ICKE RÖKANDE HEMBITRÄDE SÖKES
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Glöm inte nåt Jag vill inte åka tillbaka
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Sätt fart
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Vi ses på lördag Säg hej då till pappa
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Hej då pappa
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Här är annonsen Min handväska
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Ja det är nog bäst
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Çocuklar ne garip şeyler söylüyor
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Sağ ol
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Beş yaşındaki kızımıza öğretmek istediğin başka seçmece lafın var mı Daniel
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Haydi herkes montlarını giysin
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Haydi giyinin de gidelim buradan
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Tamam anne
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Gitmeden tuvalete girelim derdim ama iyi bir fikir gibi görünmüyor
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Tamam mı
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GÜVENİLİR SİGARA İÇMEYEN TEMİZLİKÇİ ARANIYOR
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Bir şey unutmayın Geri gelmek istemiyorum
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Haydi gidelim
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Cumartesi görüşürüz Babanızla vedalaşın
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Görüşürüz baba
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İlanın Çantamı alayım
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Evet tabii al
Available in 20 languages
Duration
44 seconds
Views
62
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:30
Uploaded
Feb 20, 2026
Production
20th Century Fox,Blue Wolf Productions
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Movie Summary
After a bitter divorce, an actor disguises himself as a female housekeeper to spend time with his children held in custody by his former wife.