Oh, by the way. Do you have any special skills? Oh, yes, I do. I do voices. What do you...
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Mrs. Sellner:
Oh, by the way. Do you have any special skills?
Daniel:
Oh, yes, I do. I do voices.
Mrs. Sellner:
What do you mean, you do voices?
Daniel:
[German accent]
Well, I do voices.
Daniel:
[as evangelist]
Yes!
Daniel:
[as martian]
We've come to this planet looking for intelligent life. Oops, we made a mistake.
Daniel:
[as Russian immigrant]
Happy to be in America. Don't ask for a green card.
Daniel:
[as monster]
I want you in the worst way.
Daniel:
[as Groucho Marx]
Well this is certainly a rough meeting and it's not going very well for me, I'll tell you that.
[as Chico Marx]
Daniel:
Hey boss, give her a chance. She's gonna loosen up any moment.
Daniel:
[as Sean Connery]
Look at me right now, Moneypenny, I want to undo that bow and get to know you.
Daniel:
[as a used-car salesman]
I'll be crazy to make a deal with you!
Daniel:
[as Ronald Reagan]
Nancy and I are still looking for the other half of my head.
Daniel:
[as Walter Brennan]
This is it! Yes, I'm doing it! I'm sitting on a gold mine!
Daniel:
[as Humphrey Bogart]
Don't make me smack you, sweetheart. I'll do it.
Daniel:
[normal voice]
I do a great impression of a hot dog.
[leans back straight, trying to keep a straight face]
Mrs. Sellner:
Mr. Hillard, do you consider yourself humorous?
Daniel:
I used to. There was a time when I found myself funny, but today you have proven me wrong. Thank you.
Transcript
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Oh by the way
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do you have any special skills
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Oh yes I do
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I do voices
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What do you mean you do voices
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German Accent Well I do voices Yes
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Imitating Alien We've come to this planet looking for intelligent life Mistake
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Russian Accent Happy to be in America Don't ask for green card
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Imitating Monster I want you in the worst way
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Imitating Groucho Marx This is a rough meeting and it's not going very well for me
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Imitating Chico Marx Boss give her a chance She's gonna loosen up any moment
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Imitating Sean Connery Look at me right now Moneypenny
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I want to undo that bow and get to know ya
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I'm crazy to make a deal with you
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Imitating Reagan Nancy and I are still looking for the other half of my head
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Imitating Walter Brennan This is it I'm sitting on a gold mine
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Imitating Humphrey Bogart Don't make me smack you sweetheart
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Pudgie Voice Figaro
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I do a great impression of a hot dog
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Chuckling Mr Hillard do you consider yourself humorous
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I used to
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There was a time when I found myself funny
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but today you have proven me wrong
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Thank you
Clip duration: 68 seconds
Views: 465
Timestamp in movie: 00h 19m 02s
Uploaded: 04 December, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: After a bitter divorce, an actor disguises himself as a female housekeeper to spend time with his children held in custody by his former wife.
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