Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acids stain you, drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful,...
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Dorothy Parker:
Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acids stain you, drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful; you might as well live
Razors pain you, rivers are damp, acids stain you, drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful; you might as well live
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Razors pain you
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Rivers are damp
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Acids stain you
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And drugs cause cramp
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Guns aren't lawful
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Nooses give
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Gas smells awful
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You might as well live
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Movie Summary
Dorothy Parker remembers the heyday of the Algonquin Round Table, a circle of friends whose barbed wit, like hers, was fueled by alcohol and flirted with despair.
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Dorothy Parker
