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We can't all be acupuncturists OLDER LADY No
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Mulan

We can't all be Acupuncturists!

Mulan • 1998
Old Female Ancestor:We can't all be Acupuncturists!

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We can't all be acupuncturists OLDER LADY No
Available in 3 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
182
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:08
Uploaded
Feb 14, 2026
Genres
animation, adventure, comedy
Production
Walt Disney Pictures,Walt Disney Feature Animation

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Movie Summary

To save her father from death in the army, a young maiden secretly goes in his place and becomes one of China's greatest heroines in the process.
We must send the most powerful of allMUSHU LAUGHINGOkay okay I get the drift I'll goALL LAUGHINGY'all don't think I can do it Watch this hereINHALESJump back I'm pretty hot huhDon't make me have to singe nobody to prove no pointYou had your chance to - Mulan 00:30
We must send the most powerful of allMUSHU LAUGHINGOkay okay...
GREAT ANCESTOR Great Stone Dragonhave you awakenedMUSHU Uh uh Yes I just woke upI'm I'm the Great Stone Dragon Good morningI will go forth and fetch MulanDid I mention that I was the Great Stone DragonGo The fate of the Fa familyrests in your clawsDon't - Mulan 00:38
GREAT ANCESTOR Great Stone Dragonhave you awakenedMUSHU Uh...
I'm doomedand all 'cause Miss Man decides to take her little drag show on the road - Mulan 00:07
I'm doomedand all 'cause Miss Man decides to take...
Go get her What's the matter with youAfter this Great Stone Humpty Dumpty messI'd have to bring her home with a medal to get back in the templeGASPS Wait a minute That's itI make Mulan a war hero and they'll be begging me to come back to workThat's the - Mulan 00:18
Go get her What's the matter with youAfter this Great...
You're lucky CHUCKLINGDo I look like a sucker to you CHIRPSWhat you mean a loserHow 'bout I pop one of your antennas off throw it across the yardThen who's the loser me or you CHIRPS - Mulan 00:13
You're lucky CHUCKLINGDo I look like a sucker to you...
(BOTH GROAN) - Mulan 00:07
(BOTH GROAN)
Imperial scoutsShan YuSCREECHESNice work gentlemen You found the Hun armyHUNS LAUGHINGThe Emperor will stop youStop me He invited meGRUNTS GROANSBy building his wall he challenged my strengthWell I'm here to play his game - Mulan 00:41
Imperial scoutsShan YuSCREECHESNice work gentlemen You found...
Nice work gentlemen You found the Hun army - Mulan 00:06
Nice work gentlemen You found the Hun army
The Emperor will stop you - Mulan 00:18
The Emperor will stop you
How many men does it take to deliver a message? - Mulan 00:08
How many men does it take to deliver a message?
It's going to take a miracle to get me into the armyDid I hear someone ask for a miracleLet me hear you say Aaah AaahThat's close enough A ghostGet ready Mulan Your serpentine salvation is at handFor I have been sent by your ancestorsto guide you through - Mulan 00:22
It's going to take a miracle to get me into the armyDid...
Who are you Who am I Who am II am the guardian of lost soulsI am the powerful the pleasurablethe indestructible MushuCHUCKLES Pretty hot huh - Mulan 00:18
Who are you Who am I Who am II am the guardian of lost...
Uh my ancestors sent a little lizard to help meHey dragon dragon not lizardI don't do that tongue thing - Mulan 00:12
Uh my ancestors sent a little lizard to help meHey dragon...
You'reIntimidating Awe inspiringTiny Of courseI'm travel size for your convenienceIf I was my real size your cow here would die of fright - Mulan 00:14
You'reIntimidating Awe inspiringTiny Of courseI'm...
Down Bessie My powers are beyond your mortal imaginationFor instance my eyes can see straight through your armorOhAll right that's it Dishonor Dishonor on your whole familyMake a note of this Dishonor on you dishonor on your cowStop I'm sorry I'm sorryI'm - Mulan 00:37
Down Bessie My powers are beyond your mortal imaginationFor...
Okay this is it Time to show 'em your man walkShoulders back chest high feet apart head up and strutTwo three Break it down Hup two three And work it - Mulan 00:14
Okay this is it Time to show 'em your man walkShoulders...
Beautiful isn't he They're disgustingNo they're menNow you gonna have to act just like them so pay attention - Mulan 00:08
Beautiful isn't he They're disgustingNo...
Look This tattoo will protect me from harmHmmGROANS LAUGHINGI hope you can get your money backI don't think I can do this - Mulan 00:15
Look This tattoo will protect me from harmHmmGROANS...
Yao you've made a friend - Mulan 00:04
Yao you've made a friend
I'm gonna hit you so hard it'll make your ancestors dizzy - Mulan 00:06
I'm gonna hit you so hard it'll make your...