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Yes folks, this isn't any cheap X-rated movie or any 5th rate porno play, this is the show you want! Lady Divine's cavalcade of perversions, the sleaziest show on earth! Not actors, not paid impostors, but real actual filth who have been carefully screened in order to present to you the most flagrant violation of natural law known to man! These assorted sluts, fags, dykes and pimps know no bounds! They have committed acts against God and nature, acts that by their mere existence would make any decent person recoil in disgust!
Yes folks, this isn't any cheap X-rated movie or any 5th rate porno play, this is the show you want! Lady Divine's cavalcade of perversions, the sleaziest show on earth! Not actors, not paid impostors, but real actual filth who have been carefully screened in order to present to you the most flagrant violation of natural law known to man! These assorted sluts, fags, dykes and pimps know no bounds! They have committed acts against God and nature, acts that by their mere existence would make any decent person recoil in disgust!
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(gasping, chattering continues)
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Come on in, folks,
'cause it's about ready to begin.
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Lady Divine's Cavalcade of Perversions.
You can still see the complete show.
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What you will see inside of this tent
will make you literally sick.
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We got it all
and we show it all right inside.
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Hurry on in, folks, because there's not
much time left to see the complete show.
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We've got it all,
and it's all about to be seen.
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You will witness the actual smut sessions
of a pornographer and his slut of a girlfriend
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as she, in all of her naked depravity,
exposes her sacred reproductive organs
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to the ever-probing eye
of the flash camera.
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(camera shutter clicks)
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(cackles)
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She must be an addict.
They'll do anything!
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She's a dyke! Look at those tattoos!
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- Ugh!
- MAN: What's this obsession with pornography?
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- MAN #2: Look at her cunt.
-(patrons groaning)
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MAN #3: Probably got those crabs.
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-(groaning)
- Ooh. Looks like she has...
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MAN: I can smell it all the way over here.
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WOMAN: And drinking that - God, that wine.
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- MAN: What a repulsive body!
- No wonder she's so fat. Look at her!
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No wonder they didn't charge
any money to get into this.
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-(all chattering)
- Cheeseburgers! Cheeseburgers!
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Cheeseburgers! Only one dollar!
Get your burgers here!
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- Want a hamburger?
- No decent person would act like that.
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Decent? Ha! She doesn't know
the meaning of the word “decent.”
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Cheeseburgers! Cigarettes! Cheeseburgers!
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You know, they were right
when they said “filth.”
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Come on in! You got about three minutes
now left to catch The Puke Eater.
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He'll lap it right up for you!
He loves it!
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- Sounds weird.
- EMCEE: It is.
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You're weird! lt's sickening.
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I'm not going to Pine Street
to see someone puke.
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Yeah, but they got puke eaters,
lesbians, mental patients and stuff.
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Come on. You'll see two actual queers
kissing each other like lovers, on the lips.
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Movie Summary
Three determined women, Divine, Cookie and Mink Stole, set out to solve the Sharon Tate murders.
Actors
Mr. David
