What were you doing in bed with Laura? What? Nothing. Doug. We were watching TV. And...
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Doug Kinney #1: What were you doing in bed with Laura?
Doug Kinney #2: What?
Doug Kinney #3: Nothing. Doug. We were watching TV. And Laura said she was sleepy and wanted to go to bed. So, what was I gonna say? I'm gonna go over and sleep in the garage?
Doug Kinney #1: Whoa, whoa, wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What do you mean, "She wanted to go to bed?" What do you mean?
Doug Kinney #3: What do you mean, what do I mean? I just...
Doug Kinney #1: You know what I mean.
Doug Kinney #2: What do you mean?
Doug Kinney #1: Did you have sex with my wife?
Doug Kinney #2: Whoa!
Doug Kinney #3: No, no! Douglas, No! I certainly did not. Look, here was the plan I thought, well, we'll go to bed together - which we did - and when she'd fall asleep, I'd sneak out. But I guess I dozed off. And nothing happened.
Doug Kinney #1: Nothing happened?
Doug Kinney #3: That's it! She did, I think, roll over and kind of brushed me in that general region.
Doug Kinney #1: Brushed you!
Doug Kinney #3: I mamboed out of there, Doug. I did.
Doug Kinney #1: What do you mean brushed you in the general region? She shouldn't even be in the neighborhood!
Doug Kinney #2: What?
Doug Kinney #3: Nothing. Doug. We were watching TV. And Laura said she was sleepy and wanted to go to bed. So, what was I gonna say? I'm gonna go over and sleep in the garage?
Doug Kinney #1: Whoa, whoa, wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What do you mean, "She wanted to go to bed?" What do you mean?
Doug Kinney #3: What do you mean, what do I mean? I just...
Doug Kinney #1: You know what I mean.
Doug Kinney #2: What do you mean?
Doug Kinney #1: Did you have sex with my wife?
Doug Kinney #2: Whoa!
Doug Kinney #3: No, no! Douglas, No! I certainly did not. Look, here was the plan I thought, well, we'll go to bed together - which we did - and when she'd fall asleep, I'd sneak out. But I guess I dozed off. And nothing happened.
Doug Kinney #1: Nothing happened?
Doug Kinney #3: That's it! She did, I think, roll over and kind of brushed me in that general region.
Doug Kinney #1: Brushed you!
Doug Kinney #3: I mamboed out of there, Doug. I did.
Doug Kinney #1: What do you mean brushed you in the general region? She shouldn't even be in the neighborhood!
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What happened
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Nothing It's okay I just had a terrible dream
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What was it Oh What was what
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Your dream I don't know
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I was sleeping Go back to sleep honey Everything will be okay It'll be fine
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Don't worry
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Okay all right Don't push me
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All right What was that all about
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What What
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Up there in the house with Laura What's going on
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Hey Who won the game
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Don't give me Who won the game Don't worry about who won the game
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Lakers won the game
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Van Exel hit a three pointer
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What were you doing in bed with Laura
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What Nothing
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Doug We were watching TV
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And Laura said she was sleepy and wanted to go to bed
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Uh huh So what was I gonna say
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I'm gonna go over and sleep in the garage
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Whoa whoa wait Wait a minute Wait a minute Wait a minute
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What do you mean She wanted to go to bed
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What do you mean What do you mean what do I mean
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I just You know what I mean
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What do you mean
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Did you have sex with my wife No
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No Douglas No I certainly did not
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Look here was the plan
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I thought well we'll go to bed together
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which we did and when she'd fall asleep
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I'd sneak out But I guess I dozed off And nothing happened
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Nothing happened That's it
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She did I think
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roll over and kind of brushed me in that general region
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Brushed you
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I mamboed out of there Doug I did
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What do you mean brushed you in the general region
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She shouldn't even be in the neighborhood
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Movie Summary
A man who never has enough time for the things he wants to do is offered the opportunity to have himself duplicated.
