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"Muppet Treasure Island" quotes

Muppet Treasure Island poster
The Muppets' twist on the classic tale.

Director: Brian Henson, David Lane
Writer: Robert Louis Stevenson, Jerry Juhl, Kirk R. Thatcher
Production: N/A
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $34,327,391
Released: 16 Feb 1996
Awards: 5 nominations
We're standing in a room with a dead guy - Muppet Treasure Island 00:05 We're standing in a room with a dead guy Of all the backwater - Muppet Treasure Island 00:08 Of all the backwater You know I'm beginning to see a pattern in the men I date - Muppet Treasure Island 00:06 You know I'm beginning to see a pattern in the men I... It It's the ghost of Captain Flinty - Muppet Treasure Island 00:25 It It's the ghost of Captain Flinty I found the bullets See Here they are They - Muppet Treasure Island 00:04 I found the bullets See Here they are They Flint hung 'em up there after he gullied 'em - Muppet Treasure Island 00:07 Flint hung 'em up there after he gullied 'em Welcome aboard Captain Smollett - Muppet Treasure Island 00:06 Welcome aboard Captain Smollett I got a lovely recipe for blackened rat - Muppet Treasure Island 00:06 I got a lovely recipe for blackened rat I am definitely going to need bigger pants - Muppet Treasure Island 00:08 I am definitely going to need bigger pants You can't hurt my frog - Muppet Treasure Island 00:04 You can't hurt my frog I know what's happening here - Muppet Treasure Island 00:16 I know what's happening here I look around here and I want to cry - Muppet Treasure Island 00:49 I look around here and I want to cry This is a lucky break - Muppet Treasure Island 00:14 This is a lucky break Grab your partner by the ears - Muppet Treasure Island 00:17 Grab your partner by the ears It's a sign This is a cursed place Yeah - Muppet Treasure Island 00:07 It's a sign This is a cursed place Yeah Stop Stop stop stop stop The treasure's at my place - Muppet Treasure Island 00:12 Stop Stop stop stop stop The treasure's at my place Oh aye and then old Flinty - Muppet Treasure Island 00:11 Oh aye and then old Flinty Your bread and water for the day - Muppet Treasure Island 00:10 Your bread and water for the day And it'll be nay jokin' matter hose nose - Muppet Treasure Island 00:05 And it'll be nay jokin' matter hose nose What if Clueless is right - Muppet Treasure Island 00:17 What if Clueless is right Touching reunion - Muppet Treasure Island 00:24 Touching reunion Now isn't that a story worth a hearin' - Muppet Treasure Island 00:11 Now isn't that a story worth a hearin' Have your checks made out to Rat Cruises Limited - Muppet Treasure Island 00:09 Have your checks made out to Rat Cruises Limited It's not even his Birthday - Muppet Treasure Island 00:07 It's not even his Birthday Take me to Billy Bones - Muppet Treasure Island 00:20 Take me to Billy Bones We are standing in a room with a dead guy - Muppet Treasure Island 00:05 We are standing in a room with a dead guy May not be trustworthy - Muppet Treasure Island 00:08 May not be trustworthy You lost all the bullets - Muppet Treasure Island 00:05 You lost all the bullets It looks like the human beings wanna hang out together - Muppet Treasure Island 00:09 It looks like the human beings wanna hang out together Every storm we ride is its own reward - Muppet Treasure Island 00:06 Every storm we ride is its own reward MAN WITH SCOTTISH ACCENT I was Flint's first mate that voyage - Muppet Treasure Island 00:21 MAN WITH SCOTTISH ACCENT I was Flint's first mate that... Captain Smollet - Muppet Treasure Island 00:10 Captain Smollet We'd be out searching for that treasure - Muppet Treasure Island 00:13 We'd be out searching for that treasure You wanna knock it off with the booze - Muppet Treasure Island 00:06 You wanna knock it off with the booze Old girlfriend - Muppet Treasure Island 00:20 Old girlfriend I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow - Muppet Treasure Island 00:09 I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow The big blue wet thing - Muppet Treasure Island 00:06 The big blue wet thing I could never harm you - Muppet Treasure Island 00:20 I could never harm you I hate your life - Muppet Treasure Island 00:06 I hate your life That's the raging volcano - Muppet Treasure Island 00:08 That's the raging volcano But I just had too much heart - Muppet Treasure Island 00:06 But I just had too much heart How does she do that - Muppet Treasure Island 00:12 How does she do that He's some kind of a blind fiend - Muppet Treasure Island 00:07 He's some kind of a blind fiend All right No more Ms Nice Guy - Muppet Treasure Island 00:05 All right No more Ms Nice Guy You left me standing at the altar - Muppet Treasure Island 00:12 You left me standing at the altar Uh one leg Jim Count 'em One - Muppet Treasure Island 00:05 Uh one leg Jim Count 'em One Captured by crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar - Muppet Treasure Island 00:10 Captured by crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before... Thirty lashes and then you walk the plank - Muppet Treasure Island 00:10 Thirty lashes and then you walk the plank You're drunk again are ya MOOS - Muppet Treasure Island 00:05 You're drunk again are ya MOOS Bimbo told me so - Muppet Treasure Island 00:25 Bimbo told me so We see you have boom boom sticks - Muppet Treasure Island 00:09 We see you have boom boom sticks To the southeast - Muppet Treasure Island 00:08 To the southeast I sink I smell somesing burning - Muppet Treasure Island 00:06 I sink I smell somesing burning How does she bloody do that - Muppet Treasure Island 00:04 How does she bloody do that I've gone way beyond afraid - Muppet Treasure Island 00:08 I've gone way beyond afraid It just feels so weird - Muppet Treasure Island 00:17 It just feels so weird But it's not even his birthday - Muppet Treasure Island 01:08 But it's not even his birthday The squire's in Long Neddry for the grouse season - Muppet Treasure Island 00:19 The squire's in Long Neddry for the grouse season Kill Captain Smollett - Muppet Treasure Island 00:28 Kill Captain Smollett This is so cool - Muppet Treasure Island 00:07 This is so cool Dead Tom's dead - Muppet Treasure Island 00:15 Dead Tom's dead This is my only number - Muppet Treasure Island 00:06 This is my only number Now here we are - Muppet Treasure Island 00:15 Now here we are I didn't say that - Muppet Treasure Island 00:07 I didn't say that We saved the pig and the frog - Muppet Treasure Island 00:12 We saved the pig and the frog But I thought sailors had talking parrots as pets - Muppet Treasure Island 00:15 But I thought sailors had talking parrots as pets I just want you to know that I'm sorry - Muppet Treasure Island 00:26 I just want you to know that I'm sorry Big Fat Ugly Bug Faced Baby Eating O'Brien - Muppet Treasure Island 00:15 Big Fat Ugly Bug Faced Baby Eating O'Brien Who hired this crew This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch - Muppet Treasure Island 00:41 Who hired this crew This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch I can't figure out what side we're on - Muppet Treasure Island 00:14 I can't figure out what side we're on The one legged man - Muppet Treasure Island 00:15 The one legged man He died And this is supposed to be a kids' movie - Muppet Treasure Island 00:25 He died And this is supposed to be a kids' movie And this is supposed to be a kids' movie - Muppet Treasure Island 00:06 And this is supposed to be a kids' movie I'm sorry your present didn't work out - Muppet Treasure Island 02:53 I'm sorry your present didn't work out This a curs d place - Muppet Treasure Island 00:17 This a curs d place The treasure's at my place - Muppet Treasure Island 00:31 The treasure's at my place Captain Hawkins - Muppet Treasure Island 00:29 Captain Hawkins Aren't you supposed to be fighting against us - Muppet Treasure Island 00:26 Aren't you supposed to be fighting against us Off to Zanzibar - Muppet Treasure Island 00:16 Off to Zanzibar

Cast

Long John Silver - Tim Curry
Billy Bones - Billy Connolly
Mrs. Bluveridge - Jennifer Saunders
Jim Hawkins - Kevin Bishop
The Great Gonzo - Dave Goelz