"Muppet Treasure Island" quotes
82 Clips
00:05 We're standing in a room with a dead guy
00:08 Of all the backwater
00:06 You know I'm beginning to see a pattern in the men I...
00:25 It It's the ghost of Captain Flinty
00:04 I found the bullets See Here they are They
00:07 Flint hung 'em up there after he gullied 'em
00:06 Welcome aboard Captain Smollett
00:06 I got a lovely recipe for blackened rat
00:08 I am definitely going to need bigger pants
00:04 You can't hurt my frog
00:16 I know what's happening here
00:49 I look around here and I want to cry
00:14 This is a lucky break
00:17 Grab your partner by the ears
00:07 It's a sign This is a cursed place Yeah
00:12 Stop Stop stop stop stop The treasure's at my place
00:11 Oh aye and then old Flinty
00:10 Your bread and water for the day
00:05 And it'll be nay jokin' matter hose nose
00:17 What if Clueless is right
00:24 Touching reunion
00:11 Now isn't that a story worth a hearin'
00:09 Have your checks made out to Rat Cruises Limited
00:07 It's not even his Birthday
00:20 Take me to Billy Bones
00:05 We are standing in a room with a dead guy
00:08 May not be trustworthy
00:05 You lost all the bullets
00:09 It looks like the human beings wanna hang out together
00:06 Every storm we ride is its own reward
00:21 MAN WITH SCOTTISH ACCENT I was Flint's first mate that...
00:10 Captain Smollet
00:13 We'd be out searching for that treasure
00:06 You wanna knock it off with the booze
00:20 Old girlfriend
00:09 I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow
00:06 The big blue wet thing
00:20 I could never harm you
00:06 I hate your life
00:08 That's the raging volcano
00:06 But I just had too much heart
00:12 How does she do that
00:07 He's some kind of a blind fiend
00:05 All right No more Ms Nice Guy
00:12 You left me standing at the altar
00:05 Uh one leg Jim Count 'em One
00:10 Captured by crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before...
00:10 Thirty lashes and then you walk the plank
00:05 You're drunk again are ya MOOS
00:25 Bimbo told me so
00:09 We see you have boom boom sticks
00:08 To the southeast
00:06 I sink I smell somesing burning
00:04 How does she bloody do that
00:08 I've gone way beyond afraid
00:17 It just feels so weird
01:08 But it's not even his birthday
00:19 The squire's in Long Neddry for the grouse season
00:28 Kill Captain Smollett
00:07 This is so cool
00:15 Dead Tom's dead
00:06 This is my only number
00:15 Now here we are
00:07 I didn't say that
00:12 We saved the pig and the frog
00:15 But I thought sailors had talking parrots as pets
00:26 I just want you to know that I'm sorry
00:15 Big Fat Ugly Bug Faced Baby Eating O'Brien
00:41 Who hired this crew This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch
00:14 I can't figure out what side we're on
00:15 The one legged man
00:25 He died And this is supposed to be a kids' movie
00:06 And this is supposed to be a kids' movie
02:53 I'm sorry your present didn't work out
00:17 This a curs d place
00:31 The treasure's at my place
00:29 Captain Hawkins
00:26 Aren't you supposed to be fighting against us
00:16 Off to Zanzibar
Cast
Long John Silver - Tim Curry
Billy Bones - Billy Connolly
Mrs. Bluveridge - Jennifer Saunders
Jim Hawkins - Kevin Bishop
The Great Gonzo - Dave Goelz