Muppet Treasure Island quotes

Muppet Treasure Island poster
The Muppets are back into action in another movie based on a novel written by Robert Louis Stevenson. Kermit the Frog and his colleagues go on a warfare against ruthless pirates. They also share their problem-solving journey on sea to rescue a treasure.

Director: Brian Henson, David Lane
Writer: Robert Louis Stevenson (novel), Jerry Juhl (screenplay), Kirk R. Thatcher (screenplay), James V. Hart (screenplay)
Production: Walt Disney Pictures, Jim Henson Productions
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $34,327,391
Released: 16 Feb 1996
Awards: 5 nominations.


66 Clips & Quotes

And this is supposed to be a kids' movie - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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And this is supposed to be a kids' movie
Big Fat Ugly Bug Faced Baby Eating O'Brien - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Big Fat Ugly Bug Faced Baby Eating O'Brien
The one legged man - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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The one legged man
I can't figure out what side we're on - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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I can't figure out what side we're on
We saved the pig and the frog - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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We saved the pig and the frog
I just want you to know that I'm sorry - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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I just want you to know that I'm sorry
Now here we are - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Now here we are
Who hired this crew - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Who hired this crew
I didn't say that - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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I didn't say that
It just feels so weird - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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It just feels so weird
Dead Tom's dead - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Dead Tom's dead
This is my only number - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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This is my only number
This is so cool - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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This is so cool
How does she bloody do that - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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How does she bloody do that
Kill Captain Smollett - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Kill Captain Smollett
To meet the Zanzibarbarians - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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To meet the Zanzibarbarians
Off to Zanzibar - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Off to Zanzibar
I sink I smell somesing burning - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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I sink I smell somesing burning
To the southeast - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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To the southeast
The squire's in Long Neddry for the grouse season - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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The squire's in Long Neddry for the grouse season
But it's not even his birthday - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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But it's not even his birthday
I've gone way beyond afraid - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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I've gone way beyond afraid
I hate your life - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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I hate your life
We see you have boom boom sticks - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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We see you have boom boom sticks
Bimbo told me so - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Bimbo told me so
Are you kidding - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Are you kidding
Aren't you supposed to be fighting against us - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Aren't you supposed to be fighting against us
You left me standing at the altar - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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You left me standing at the altar
He's some kind of a blind fiend - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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He's some kind of a blind fiend
To wherever the wind may take us - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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To wherever the wind may take us
Captain Hawkins - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Captain Hawkins
How does she do that - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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How does she do that
But I just had too much heart - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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But I just had too much heart
That's the raging volcano - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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That's the raging volcano
I could never harm you - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
00:42
I could never harm you
The big blue wet thing - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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The big blue wet thing
I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow
Old girlfriend - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Old girlfriend
You wanna knock it off with the booze - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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You wanna knock it off with the booze
We'd be out searching for that treasure - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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We'd be out searching for that treasure
Captain Smollet - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Captain Smollet
May not be trustworthy - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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May not be trustworthy
We are standing in a room with a dead guy - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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We are standing in a room with a dead guy
Take me to Billy Bones - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Take me to Billy Bones
It's not even his Birthday - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
00:12
It's not even his Birthday
Have your checks made out to Rat Cruises Limited - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Have your checks made out to Rat Cruises Limited
Now isn't that a story worth a hearin' - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Now isn't that a story worth a hearin'
Touching reunion - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Touching reunion
What if Clueless is right - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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What if Clueless is right
Your bread and water for the day - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Your bread and water for the day
Every storm we ride is its own reward - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Every storm we ride is its own reward
It looks like the human beings wanna hang out together - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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It looks like the human beings wanna hang out together
You lost all the bullets - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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You lost all the bullets
The treasure's at my place - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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The treasure's at my place
This a curs d place - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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This a curs d place
Grab your partner by the ears - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Grab your partner by the ears
This is a lucky break - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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This is a lucky break
Captured by crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Captured by crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before...
I'm sorry your present didn't work out - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
02:53
I'm sorry your present didn't work out
I look around here and I want to cry - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
01:38
I look around here and I want to cry
I know what's happening here - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
00:51
I know what's happening here
You can't hurt my frog - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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You can't hurt my frog
I am definitely going to need bigger pants - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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I am definitely going to need bigger pants
I got a lovely recipe for blackened rat - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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I got a lovely recipe for blackened rat
It It's the ghost of Captain Flinty - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
00:29
It It's the ghost of Captain Flinty
Of all the backwater - screenshot from movie Muppet Treasure Island
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Of all the backwater

Cast

Long John Silver - Tim Curry
Billy Bones - Billy Connolly
Mrs. Bluveridge - Jennifer Saunders
Jim Hawkins - Kevin Bishop
The Great Gonzo - Dave Goelz
Kermit the Frog - Steve Whitmire
Statler - Jerry Nelson
Bad Polly - Kevin Clash
Clueless Morgan - Bill Barretta
Miss Piggy - Frank Oz
Sweetums - John Henson
Short Stack Stevens - Danny Blackner
Black Eyed Pea - Peter Geeves
Easy Pete - Harry Jones
Captain Flint - David J. Nicholls
Calico Jerry - Frederick Warder
Additional Muppet Performer - Nigel Plaskitt
Female Tourist Rat - Louise Gold
Additional Muppet Performer - John Eccleston
Additional Muppet Performer - Simon Buckley
Additional Muppet Performer - Katherine Smee
Additional Muppet Performer - Andrew Spooner
Additional Muppet Performer - Robbie Barnett
Additional Muppet Performer - James Barton
Additional Muppet Performer - Michael Bayliss
Additional Muppet Performer - Charles Broughton
Additional Muppet Performer - David Bulbeck
Additional Muppet Performer - Dave Chapman
Additional Muppet Performer - Marcus Clarke
Additional Muppet Performer - Sue Dacre
Additional Muppet Performer - Taylor David
Additional Muppet Performer - Geoff Felix
Additional Muppet Performer - Mike Gallant
Additional Muppet Performer - Pat Garrett
Additional Muppet Performer - Barnaby Harrison
Additional Muppet Performer - Mark Jefferis
Additional Muppet Performer - William Todd-Jones
Additional Muppet Performer - Robin Kingsland
Additional Muppet Performer - Steven Kynman
Additional Muppet Performer - Christopher Leith
Additional Muppet Performer - Anthony Lymboura
Additional Muppet Performer - Mark Mansfield
Additional Muppet Performer - Joan Morris
Additional Muppet Performer - Rebecca Nagan
Additional Muppet Performer - Margaret O'Flaherty
Additional Muppet Performer - Angie Passmore
Additional Muppet Performer - Peter Passmore
Additional Muppet Performer - Marie Phillips
Old Woman - Mike Quinn
Additional Muppet Performer - Peter Robbins
Additional Muppet Performer - Gillie Robic
Additional Muppet Performer - Helena Smee
Additional Muppet Performer - John Thirtle
Additional Muppet Performer - Ian Thom
Additional Muppet Performer - Heather Tobias
Additional Muppet Performer - Jürgen Tombers
Additional Muppet Performer - Ian Tregonning
Additional Muppet Performer - Robert Tygner
Additional Muppet Performer - James Vaughan
Additional Muppet Performer - John Wheatley
Additional Muppet Performer - Victoria Willing
Additional Muppet Performer - Phill Woodfine
Additional Muppet Performer - Sarah Wright
Additional Muppet Performer - Paul Zerdin
Additional Muppet Performer - Patrick Comerford
Squire Trelawney - Fozzie Bear
Captain Smollet - Kermit the Frog
Big-Fat-Ugly-Bug-Faced-Baby-Eating O'Brien - Jessica Hamilton
(voice) - Brian Henson
Additional Muppet Performer - Brian Herring
Benjamina Gunn - Miss Piggy
Boar Warrior - Mark Alexander Todd