I'm sorry your present didn't work out. Aww, Jim. Smollet sails by rules and laws. That's...
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Jim Hawkins:
I'm sorry your present didn't work out.
Long John Silver:
Aww, Jim. Smollet sails by rules and laws. That's what being a captain is all about. Me, I sails by the stars.
Jim Hawkins:
Stars?
Long John Silver:
North, Jim. Find me north out there among them stars.
Jim Hawkins:
[pulls out compass]
Well, that's easy...
Long John Silver:
[takes compass from Jim and holds it overboard]
Ah yeah, but what if you don't have a compass?
Jim Hawkins:
Long John, please don't drop it! It was my father's. It's all I have of his. Please... please...
Long John Silver:
[hands it back]
I'm sorry, lad. I were only fooling. How old were you when he died, then?
Jim Hawkins:
Seven.
Long John Silver:
I were eight when my father died at sea. First mate, he was.
Jim Hawkins:
My father was a first mate, too!
Long John Silver:
Was he now? By the powers, what a coincidence!
[points to the night sky]
Long John Silver:
Now, Jim, that be Polaris, the North Star. Even in the China Sea, that's north.
Jim Hawkins:
[points to the star]
North. Polaris. So, we must be heading southwest.
Long John Silver:
Smart as paint you are, lad! Smart as paint! Now, that gets ol' Long John to wondering: why would we be sailing southwest? The scuttlebutt among the crew is that, um, we're sailing for buried treasure... and, uh, someone on board has a map. 'Course, none of my concern, Jim. I'm just a ship's cook. Such matters are best suited to Captain Smollet. He runs this ship, not I.
Jim Hawkins:
Come on, Long John. You could captain this ship.
Long John Silver:
That I could, lad. Maybe someday I will.
[laughs]
Transcript
I'm sorry your present didn't work out.
Oh, Jim, Smollett sails
by rules and laws.
That's what bein' a captain's all about.
(INHALES) Me, I sails by the stars.
Stars?
North, Jim.
Find me north out there
among them stars.
Well, that's easy.
Ah, yeah, but what if
you don't have a compass?
- (LAUGHING)
- Long John, please don't drop it.
It was my father's.
It's all I have of his. Please. Please.
I'm sorry, lad. I were only foolin'.
How old were you when he died, then?
Seven.
I were eight when my father died at sea.
- First mate, he was.
- My father was a first mate too.
Was he, now?
By the powers. What a coincidence.
(LAUGHING)
Now, Jim,
that be Polaris, the North Star.
Even in the China Sea, that's north.
- North. Polaris.
- Uh-huh.
- So we must be heading southwest.
- Smart as paint you are, lad.
Smart as paint.
Now, that gets old Long John
to wonderin'.
Why would we be sailin' southwest?
The scuttlebutt among the crew
is that, uh,
we're sailin' for buried treasure
and, uh, someone on board
has a map.
'Course, none of my concern, Jim.
I'm just a ship's cook.
(GRUNTS)
Such matters are best suited
to Captain Smollett.
He runs this ship, not I.
Come on, Long John.
You could captain this ship.
That I could, lad.
Maybe someday I will.
(CHUCKLING)
(LAUGHING)
- Moonlight swim?
- Okay.
(LAUGHING)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(LAUGHING)
(MISS PIGGY'S VOICE) Oh, Smolly,
my love for you
is deeper than the deep, blue sea.
Hmm.
(SIGHS)
Clip duration: 173 seconds
Views: 331
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 January, 2021
Genres: action, adventure, comedy
Summary: The Muppets' twist on the classic tale.
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