I'm number one/You're number two/We're criminals at large/But I'm at larger than you/I'm...
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Constantine:
[singing]
I'm number one/You're number two/We're criminals at large/But I'm at larger than you/I'm number one/You're number two/I believe in equality/As long as you get less than me/I'm one.
Dominic Badguy:
You're one.
Constantine:
You're number two.
Dominic Badguy:
I'm number two.
Constantine:
You may think that you're smarter/But I'm smarter than you/I'm number one/You're number two/You're lucky to be number two/Not number three/I can see by the look in your eye/You want to get a bigger piece of the pie/One day, you'll get your chance/But in the meantime, you've got to dance, monkey, dance!
Dominic Badguy:
Really? I hate dancing.
Transcript
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I'm one You're one
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You're number two
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I'm number two
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You may think that you're smarter
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But I'm smarterer than you
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I'm number one You're number two
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You're lucky to be number two
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Not number three
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I can see by the look in your eye
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You want to get a bigger piece of the pie
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One day you'll get your chance
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But in the meantime
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You've got to dance monkey dance
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Really I hate dancing
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 242
Timestamp in movie: 00h 20m 03s
Uploaded: 23 March, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy, crime
Summary: While on a grand world tour, The Muppets find themselves wrapped into an European jewel-heist caper headed by a Kermit the Frog look-alike and his dastardly sidekick.
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Actors
00:36 Is this a good time to discuss our upcoming European wedding
00:18 Guys I'm not sure we can do this you know
00:14 Hey I have an amazing idea for an act
00:24 Don't take it personally They still love you
00:36 Flawlessly executed Bravo
00:15 I've booked us into cabaret bars and coffee houses
00:26 Hold on hold on There must be some mistake
00:28 Hi guys Look it's Kermit just back from his afternoon...
00:15 Listen up
00:12 Let's go guys
00:35 Since we're playing such a big theater let's stick...
00:05 What is happening Why am I flying
00:07 Piggy Why do you need so much luggage
00:35 I'm number two He's number one
00:28 I want you to conquer the world Do an international tour
00:04 Was that supposed to happen
00:26 I'm number one He's number one
00:37 Yeah well Hey wait a second
00:25 What is this A toy
00:39 And then not steal anything