We're doing a sequel Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Let's give it a shot, All we need now is a half-decent...

Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter: [singing 'We're Doing A Sequel'] We're doing a sequel Beaker: [Beaker is teleported into a monitor with a test pattern screen, running frantically] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Kermit, Gonzo, Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Rowlf the Dog, Scooter: Let's give it a shot, Kermit: All we need now is a half-decent plot... Gonzo: Got it: an epic love story between a very handsome, long-nosed, purple thing and a beautiful chicken. Gonzo: [the scenery falls over] I call it: "Gonzo With the Wind". Camilla: [Camilla clucks] Kermit: Does anybody have any other ideas? Fozzie Bear: Oh, oh! It's about getting the Muppets back together again to stop an evil oil baron from demolishing the old studio! Kermit: Fozzie, did you even watch our last film? Miss Piggy: It's about a frog who marries a beautiful, perfect pig, and they have to kiss each other a lot! Kermit: Uh... Swedish Chef: [subtitled Swedish-sounding gibberish] How about a film on the existential conundrum of religious faith? Kermit: I don't think Americans watch subtitled films. Dominic Badguy: [Ricky Gervais appearing as himself] Kermit, how about the Muppets go on a world tour? Kermit: [Kermit gasps in surprise] That's perfect!