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"Murder by Death" quotes

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Lionel Twain invites the world's five greatest detectives to a 'dinner and murder'. Included are a blind butler, a deaf-mute maid, screams, spinning rooms, secret passages, false identities and more plot turns and twists than are decently allowed.

Director: Robert Moore
Writer: Neil Simon
Production: Sony Pictures Entertainment
Genre: comedy, crime, mystery, thriller
Year: 1976
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 23 Jun 1976
Awards: Nominated for 1 Golden Globe. Another 1 nomination.

176 video clips

Sam DiamondSidney WangWillie WangDora CharlestonDick CharlestonLionel TwainTess SkeffingtonJessica MarblesMilo PerrierMarcel
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Look all over him - Murder by Death 00:54 Look all over him She murdered herself in her sleep - Murder by Death 00:21 She murdered herself in her sleep Something isn't right in all of this - Murder by Death 00:48 Something isn't right in all of this Sorry about that - Murder by Death 01:11 Sorry about that The nurse is giving my palm the finger - Murder by Death 00:19 The nurse is giving my palm the finger The world's five greatest living detectives - Murder by Death 02:28 The world's five greatest living detectives There's nothing on him 'til '46 - Murder by Death 00:49 There's nothing on him 'til '46 This is a wild goose chase - Murder by Death 03:48 This is a wild goose chase Twain picked up Sam in a gay bar - Murder by Death 00:24 Twain picked up Sam in a gay bar Very interesting theory - Murder by Death 00:26 Very interesting theory What a godforsaken spot to get lost - Murder by Death 00:24 What a godforsaken spot to get lost What do you make of all this - Murder by Death 00:13 What do you make of all this And nobody knows what tomorrow will be - Murder by Death 00:31 And nobody knows what tomorrow will be Be careful on this road - Murder by Death 00:28 Be careful on this road Conversation like television set on honeymoon - Murder by Death 00:16 Conversation like television set on honeymoon Her name's Irene - Murder by Death 00:23 Her name's Irene His mother was a Roman Catholic - Murder by Death 00:29 His mother was a Roman Catholic I can't help it - Murder by Death 00:22 I can't help it You mean Twain has only got eight fingers - Murder by Death 00:22 You mean Twain has only got eight fingers I don't hear nothin' - Murder by Death 00:18 I don't hear nothin' I have to go to the can again - Murder by Death 00:18 I have to go to the can again I think butler is dead - Murder by Death 00:20 I think butler is dead If condition does not change - Murder by Death 00:16 If condition does not change Inspector Perrier - Murder by Death 00:20 Inspector Perrier I've already heard the weather report - Murder by Death 01:17 I've already heard the weather report The last time that I trusted a dame was in Paris in 1940 - Murder by Death 00:12 The last time that I trusted a dame was in Paris in 1940 From the inside - Murder by Death 00:12 From the inside Who do you think is the murderer - Murder by Death 00:15 Who do you think is the murderer My name is Bensonmum - Murder by Death 00:26 My name is Bensonmum Miss Skeffington - Murder by Death 00:13 Miss Skeffington You've tricked and fooled your readers for years - Murder by Death 00:41 You've tricked and fooled your readers for years Or WASN'T there - Murder by Death 00:10 Or WASN'T there Don't let him park the car - Murder by Death 00:10 Don't let him park the car Did you see that - Murder by Death 00:08 Did you see that How do I look so young - Murder by Death 00:13 How do I look so young Where you find key - Murder by Death 00:13 Where you find key As the only survivor - Murder by Death 00:15 As the only survivor Twain picked up Sam in a gay bar - Murder by Death 00:26 Twain picked up Sam in a gay bar What meaning of this - Murder by Death 00:21 What meaning of this That drives me crazy - Murder by Death 00:06 That drives me crazy Whatever you do - Murder by Death 00:20 Whatever you do Why do I do all the dirty work - Murder by Death 00:06 Why do I do all the dirty work Another diversion - Murder by Death 00:23 Another diversion Good God gas - Murder by Death 00:13 Good God gas Just as I thought - Murder by Death 00:12 Just as I thought Here's the bridge - Murder by Death 00:20 Here's the bridge Everything here has been rented for tonight - Murder by Death 00:17 Everything here has been rented for tonight I never did nothin' to a man that I wouldn't do to a woman - Murder by Death 00:05 I never did nothin' to a man that I wouldn't do to... He was arrested in 1932 in Chicago for selling pornographic Bibles - Murder by Death 00:11 He was arrested in 1932 in Chicago for selling pornographic... I thought they always looked like that - Murder by Death 00:26 I thought they always looked like that Room filled with empty people - Murder by Death 00:05 Room filled with empty people Voice come from cow on wall - Murder by Death 00:09 Voice come from cow on wall Wouldn't you know - Murder by Death 00:15 Wouldn't you know He was very good to me - Murder by Death 00:18 He was very good to me With a thing like that in his back - Murder by Death 00:06 With a thing like that in his back Ten people for dinner - Murder by Death 00:31 Ten people for dinner You say you know who's going to get it - Murder by Death 00:18 You say you know who's going to get it I'm scared Sam Hold me - Murder by Death 00:06 I'm scared Sam Hold me Someone just put deadly snake in room - Murder by Death 00:10 Someone just put deadly snake in room Well that depends I'll be around if you need me - Murder by Death 00:20 Well that depends I'll be around if you need me I don't understand - Murder by Death 00:15 I don't understand But question very hard - Murder by Death 00:06 But question very hard What do you mean - Murder by Death 00:29 What do you mean Since we cannot call for a doctor - Murder by Death 00:12 Since we cannot call for a doctor Now let's see what we have here - Murder by Death 00:25 Now let's see what we have here I will tell everyone that you wear a toupee - Murder by Death 00:08 I will tell everyone that you wear a toupee You work hard for fifty bucks a day in this racket - Murder by Death 00:08 You work hard for fifty bucks a day in this racket My wine is not poisoned - Murder by Death 00:09 My wine is not poisoned I'm not a Frenchie - Murder by Death 00:06 I'm not a Frenchie I don't think I'm gonna make it - Murder by Death 00:09 I don't think I'm gonna make it Where's my Dickie - Murder by Death 00:07 Where's my Dickie I smell something - Murder by Death 00:13 I smell something I'm not one to use hyperbole - Murder by Death 00:16 I'm not one to use hyperbole Someone's tryin' to KILL us - Murder by Death 00:22 Someone's tryin' to KILL us This dust is baking flour - Murder by Death 00:25 This dust is baking flour Isn't that right - Murder by Death 00:15 Isn't that right We're all experienced criminologists - Murder by Death 00:20 We're all experienced criminologists First they steal the body and leave the clothes - Murder by Death 00:15 First they steal the body and leave the clothes That's probably the cook - Murder by Death 00:07 That's probably the cook Sounded as though somebody snipped the wire - Murder by Death 00:05 Sounded as though somebody snipped the wire Big house like man married to fat woman - Murder by Death 00:07 Big house like man married to fat woman You feed cat dog food - Murder by Death 00:18 You feed cat dog food Man who argue with cow on wall is like train without wheels - Murder by Death 00:12 Man who argue with cow on wall is like train without wheels I want you to know - Murder by Death 00:12 I want you to know We're in Wang's wing - Murder by Death 00:06 We're in Wang's wing Maybe I'm just a patsy being set up take the fall - Murder by Death 00:13 Maybe I'm just a patsy being set up take the fall You all mistake what you assume - Murder by Death 00:14 You all mistake what you assume How he know how much he get paid - Murder by Death 00:11 How he know how much he get paid You've saved our lives - Murder by Death 00:36 You've saved our lives
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Cast

Tess Skeffington - Eileen Brennan
Lionel Twain - Truman Capote
Milo Perrier - James Coco
Sam Diamond - Peter Falk
Bensonmum - Alec Guinness
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