"Murder by Death" quotes

00:07 And so too ladies and gentlemen 00:07 Is that the cook's arm 00:08 Goldman was killed last month while skiing 00:05 She's a cocktail waitress at the Waterbed Motel in Carmel 00:15 I was not jilted I walked out on him 00:05 You're a clever little laundry man Mr Wang 00:09 You've all been so clever for so long 00:05 He's right You're one smart Chinaman Mr Wang 00:06 Where are they What have you done with the others you short... 00:21 On the stroke of midnight 00:09 Know what I mean Sam you're spitting on the nurse 00:05 It's your funeral butter balls 00:05 What do we all do now Just sit around and wait for one of us... 00:11 Sorry if I'm shocking you ma'am but I never had time to go... 00:10 She's off I could use a good stiff shot Mr Charleston 00:21 Well maybe not for you seein' as how you put all your money... 00:16 I am and I will not stay in this horribly filthy room... 00:20 Strange weather 00:06 No one is leaving this house 00:06 Never underestimate a Frenchman s nostrils Miss Twain 00:13 That tickin' sound you hear Mr Diamond is a bomb in your... 00:05 Marvin Metzner 00:05 You're spitting on the nurse 00:06 Twain has macabre sense of humor 00:13 Holy cow They're killing someone in there 00:27 I was adopted 00:12 Perfect sweetheart They took the bait like a dumb alabit 00:20 Because you were born with brains talent money 00:45 True We heard the gunshots 00:18 Or you Mr Perrier 00:27 No you see here Mr Charleston of New York Palm Beach and... 00:16 Ah yes I had the pleasure of dining in Shanghai many years... 00:19 You didn't tell me how I look Dicky 00:17 We keep this room locked 00:20 She died in here 00:08 You should see the other guy 00:13 No pulse 00:19 All right all of you Nobody move 00:13 Blind people have a very keen sense of smell 00:11 What number of house 00:06 I prefer to be called 00:04 Jessie baby 00:20 I beg your your pardon 00:06 I hope he knows how to stop that thing 00:08 Butler only killed to divert us from real murder still to... 00:27 You have chocolate on your face 00:11 Doors and windows will automatically open at dawn 00:06 A mannequin 00:05 I refuse to discuss this with wives 00:09 If you ask me anybody that offers a million bucks to solve a... 00:06 Have admired you ever since I was tiny little detective 00:14 I trust you've all been made comfortable 00:07 Never consider murder to be business 00:19 I don't feel good about this 00:07 The lady here in the rented dress is my secretary and... 00:05 Holy Shanghai 00:09 Oh yes As you can see 00:04 Where were you Wang We was worried 00:18 Stop that 00:14 He was a most cruel man 00:05 What an entrance 00:06 If you'll excuse me I intend to have a little talk with the... 00:11 Why do you keep all those naked muscle men magazines in your... 00:11 I think butler is dead 00:15 Very interesting theory Mr Charleston 00:12 Go back in kitchen 00:10 With our dinner 00:13 My wife Dora Inspector Perrier 00:08 That's a pretty tacky thing to say 00:10 Where is the soup 00:06 But I was talking about patricide 00:07 Should have adopted pussycat 00:08 Except for the fact that he's dead 00:04 Bizarre little twit 00:11 Monsieur Perrier 00:07 I don't like it one bit 00:05 You pit your wits with me 00:14 You know how I get when you touch me there 00:26 Observe strange sounds 00:14 I'm going down the hall to find the can