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Murder on the Blackpool Express

A Blackpool coach driver and a female tour guide get caught up in a whodunit mystery when someone starts bumping off their passengers, the elderly fans of a crime novelist who's showing them places that inspired his works, one by ...

Director

Simon Delaney

Year

Genre

comedy, crime, mystery

Box Office

N/A

Production

Tiger Aspect,UKTV

Awards

N/A

Homepage

https://gold.uktv.co.uk/shows/murder-blackpool-express/

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Draper's Tours Collection: Murder on the Blackpool Express, Death on the Tyne, Dial M for Middlesbrough, Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

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Grace

Katy Cavanagh-Jupe

George

Kevin

Gemma

Doc

Graham

Laura

Kimberley Nixon

Ben

Mildred

David

Griff Rhys Jones

Peggy

Terry

Moira

Medic 1

Barry

Arcade Attendant

Young Laura

Mary

Catherine Harvey

Medic 2

PC Collins

Police Officer

Coach Passenger

Coach Passenger

Coach Passenger

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Moira Mildred Gemma

I killed a deer once - Murder on the Blackpool Express

I killed a deer once

Yellow We're going to look jaundiced - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Yellow We're going to look jaundiced

If it's trouble with a man - Murder on the Blackpool Express

If it's trouble with a man

An8 After a slightly delayed start - Murder on the Blackpool Express

An8 After a slightly delayed start

Any questions? - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Excuse me - Murder on the Blackpool Express

And please no one forget where we're parked - Murder on the Blackpool Express

And please no one forget where we're parked

An8 Why is this cathedral not wheelchair accessible - Murder on the Blackpool Express

An8 Why is this cathedral not wheelchair accessible

She will eat those words. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

She will eat those words.

Graham, isn't it? - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Graham, isn't it?

Graham. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Lovely. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Murder! - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Number withheld. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Number withheld.

Ooh! - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Oh! - Murder on the Blackpool Express

You, uh, left your phone on the coach. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

You, uh, left your phone on the coach.

So, here we are, at the site
of my very first murder, - Murder on the Blackpool Express

So, here we are, at the site of my very first murder,

And, as each bell tolled,
so the life slipped further - Murder on the Blackpool Express

And, as each bell tolled, so the life slipped further

So I suppose in the name of good taste, - Murder on the Blackpool Express

So I suppose in the name of good taste,

We're on the run - Murder on the Blackpool Express

We're on the run

We are now people smugglers - Murder on the Blackpool Express

We are now people smugglers

Right, we've all had a shock. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Right, we've all had a shock.

Too soon? - Murder on the Blackpool Express

But if anyone doesn't want
to continue with the tour, - Murder on the Blackpool Express

But if anyone doesn't want to continue with the tour,

You watch your mouth or I'll cut you up - Murder on the Blackpool Express

You watch your mouth or I'll cut you up

Oh, thank goodness you're back. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Oh, thank goodness you're back.

Terry Marj died because she was old - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Terry Marj died because she was old

She was fine when we last saw her - Murder on the Blackpool Express

She was fine when we last saw her

Yeah? - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Terry. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

And welcome to Clesperley
Manor, our luxury hotel. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

And welcome to Clesperley Manor, our luxury hotel.

It's a Gold Boots Advantage Card. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

It's a Gold Boots Advantage Card.

There you go. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

What is it, Mildred? - Murder on the Blackpool Express

What is it, Mildred?

Doc, help him! - Murder on the Blackpool Express

'Fraid not. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

You've had a fright, David dear. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

You've had a fright, David dear.

I wish I'd have known I was being spied on - Murder on the Blackpool Express

I wish I'd have known I was being spied on

Where have you been? - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Where have you been?

What about the CCTV? - Murder on the Blackpool Express

What about the CCTV?

Right, well, this is me. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Right, well, this is me.

An8 Oh and Gemma dear if we die in the night - Murder on the Blackpool Express

An8 Oh and Gemma dear if we die in the night

Right. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Oh hello. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Hi. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Come on then. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Kevin's come away at the neck. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Kevin's come away at the neck.

Kevin! - Murder on the Blackpool Express

But what if the killer is one of us - Murder on the Blackpool Express

But what if the killer is one of us

If he tries to kill us at least we'll be in the papers - Murder on the Blackpool Express

If he tries to kill us at least we'll be in the papers

But make sure you
pay your room service bill - Murder on the Blackpool Express

But make sure you pay your room service bill

Hello, Blackpool police. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Hello, Blackpool police.

Oh wait, can I just nip
to the loo before we go? - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Oh wait, can I just nip to the loo before we go?

Go on, Doc. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

And drive carefully. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

And drive carefully.

Listen, I can't promise you
we'll all get through this. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Listen, I can't promise you we'll all get through ...

Right, listen up. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Right, listen up.

♪ Like a bat out of hell ♪ - Murder on the Blackpool Express

♪ Like a bat out of hell ♪

Mm I can smell chips - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Mm I can smell chips

Oh, no, that doesn't sound good, does it? - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Oh, no, that doesn't sound good, does it?

I'm Gemma's cousin, Barry, by the way, - Murder on the Blackpool Express

I'm Gemma's cousin, Barry, by the way,

I didn't do it. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

I didn't do it.

Here you go. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Ha ha, Blackpool. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Ha ha, Blackpool.

Come on, keep up. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Come on, keep up.

Evidence? - Murder on the Blackpool Express

In a moment, we will raise a toast - Murder on the Blackpool Express

In a moment, we will raise a toast

Killer - Murder on the Blackpool Express

The old nibble on the earlobe - Murder on the Blackpool Express

The old nibble on the earlobe

Biggest problem for a stalker really picture quality - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Biggest problem for a stalker really picture quality

All right, not the ears, get off the ears! - Murder on the Blackpool Express

All right, not the ears, get off the ears!

Murderer! - Murder on the Blackpool Express

It's a shame about Terry. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

It's a shame about Terry.

You stole somebody's talent just to get some notoriety - Murder on the Blackpool Express

You stole somebody's talent just to get some notoriety

A woman gets stabbed in the toilet. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

A woman gets stabbed in the toilet.

Is everything all right in here? - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Is everything all right in here?

There's no point being a hero now. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

There's no point being a hero now.

I love you. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Whoa, whoa, mate, we're
closed for cleaning. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Whoa, whoa, mate, we're closed for cleaning.

David. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

David. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Just leave it, Terry. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Just leave it, Terry.

Welcome to Blackpool, Missy. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Welcome to Blackpool, Missy.

And to think I almost
stole one of your bras. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

And to think I almost stole one of your bras.

Terry! - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Oh, that was ever so exciting, - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Oh, that was ever so exciting,

Karen, this is it. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

Karen, this is it.

Goodbye love. - Murder on the Blackpool Express

You okay, Graham? - Murder on the Blackpool Express

You okay, Graham?

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A Blackpool coach driver and a female tour guide get caught up in a whodunit mystery when someone starts bumping off their passengers, the elderly fans of a crime novelist who's showing them places that inspired his works, one by ...

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Simon Delaney

Writer: Jason Cook

Production: Tiger Aspect,UKTV

Genre: comedy, crime, mystery

Year: 2017

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.1

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 11 Nov 2017

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://gold.uktv.co.uk/shows/murder-blackpool-express/

Draper's Tours Collection: Murder on the Blackpool Express, Death on the Tyne, Dial M for Middlesbrough, Blood Actually: A Murder, They Hope Mystery

Also watch: They Who Dare, Idiocracy, Snowpiercer, The Maze Runner, Interstellar, Get Out, Joker, Tenet, Parasite, Knives Out, Me Before You, Leave the World Behind, Green Book, The Fly, The Thing, 365 Days, Old Boy, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Black Swan, Perfect Blue