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Murder on the Blackpool Express

Excuse me. We were promised executive seating. Oh, they are all executive seats. Really?...

Grace: Excuse me. We were promised executive seating.
Gemma: Oh, they are all executive seats.
Grace: Really? There's what I think is a pork scratching down the side of mine.
Gemma: Why not try to think of it as... an executive pork scratching?
Grace: [whispers] One other thing. Do we have to sit across from these... people? They're like zombies in support tights.
Marge: And what about us? You've sat us over from this snotty woman and her ferret- faced husband.
Grace: How did you hear that?
Marge: I've got me hearing aid cranked right up, love, in case folk are talking about me. Anyway, what have we got to look at, you and that gormless lump.
Grace: That is eavesdropping!
Marge: Your husband's got a head like a sad potato. It's not his fault; it's the way he's built. I've got varicose veins you can see from space, and Mildred here, she's got a hairy back.
Mildred: You said you wouldn't tell!
Peggy: And I'm agoraphobic and claustrophobic, so I'm never really settled

Full Transcript

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Excuse me
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we were promised executive seating
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They are all executive seats
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Really
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There's what I think is a pork scratching
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down the side of mine
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Why not try to think of it as
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an executive pork scratching
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One other thing
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Do we have to sit across from these people
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They're like zombies in sport tights
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And what about us
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You've sat us over from this snotty woman
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and her ferret faced husband
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How did you hear that
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I've got my hearing aid cranked right up love
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in case folk are talking about me
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Anyway what have we got to look at
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You and that gormless lump
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That is eavesdropping
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Your husband's got a head like a sad potato
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It's not his fault it's the way he's built
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I've got varicose veins you can see from space
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And Mildred here she's got a hairy back
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You said you wouldn't tell
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And I'm agoraphobic and claustrophobic
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so I'm never really settled
Duration
62 seconds
Views
142
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:56
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
Production
Tiger Aspect,UKTV

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Movie Summary

A Blackpool coach driver and a female tour guide get caught up in a whodunit mystery when someone starts bumping off their passengers, the elderly fans of a crime novelist who's showing them places that inspired his works, one by ...