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Murder on the Blackpool Express

If he tries to kills us, at least we'll be in the papers

Mildred: If he tries to kills us, at least we'll be in the papers

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If he tries to kill us at least we'll be in the papers
Duration
4 seconds
Views
93
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:34
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, crime, mystery
Production
Tiger Aspect,UKTV

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Movie Summary

A Blackpool coach driver and a female tour guide get caught up in a whodunit mystery when someone starts bumping off their passengers, the elderly fans of a crime novelist who's showing them places that inspired his works, one by ...
But make sure you pay your room service bill - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:07
But make sure you pay your room service bill
Hello, Blackpool police. - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:07
Hello, Blackpool police.
Oh wait, can I just nip to the loo before we go? - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:13
Oh wait, can I just nip to the loo before we go?
Go on, Doc. - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:30
Go on, Doc.
And drive carefully. - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:05
And drive carefully.
Listen, I can't promise you we'll all get through this. - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:20
Listen, I can't promise you we'll all get through ...
Right, listen up. - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:13
Right, listen up.
♪ Like a bat out of hell ♪ - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:50
♪ Like a bat out of hell ♪
Mm I can smell chips - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:07
Mm I can smell chips
Oh, no, that doesn't sound good, does it? - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:19
Oh, no, that doesn't sound good, does it?
I'm Gemma's cousin, Barry, by the way, - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:24
I'm Gemma's cousin, Barry, by the way,
I didn't do it. - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:13
I didn't do it.
Here you go. - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:06
Here you go.
Ha ha, Blackpool. - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:08
Ha ha, Blackpool.
Come on, keep up. - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:18
Come on, keep up.
Evidence? - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:58
Evidence?
In a moment, we will raise a toast - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:26
In a moment, we will raise a toast
Killer - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:11
Killer
The old nibble on the earlobe - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:08
The old nibble on the earlobe
Biggest problem for a stalker really picture quality - Murder on the Blackpool Express 00:08
Biggest problem for a stalker really picture quality